Unbelievable people! Sure, you can post about getting out of TWI, and Biblical doctrine, but when it comes to important stuff, like piracy, no one has a thing to say.
Ok, land lubbers! Drty and I will split the bottle of rum between us. None for you!
I believe the woman on Wife Swap is the wife of one of the two guys promoting Talk Like a Pirate Day, Captain Slappy and his sidekick Chumbucket--I forget which one. They're from Oregon.
I hope you guys have fun driving your coworkers nuts today. :D The morning talk jocks already drove me nuts doing the pirate talk thing during this morning's commute (maybe only because they already wore this out a few weeks ago when the new Pirates of the Carribbean movie came out).
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Simon. Quit revealing my secrets!! I have a sword, and I know how to use it, matey.
Cap'n Slappy said on the radio this moring that the arrrrggghhh thing was started by the actor who played Long John Silver in the old Treasure Island movie.
Cap'n Slappy said on the radio this moring that the arrrrggghhh thing was started by the actor who played Long John Silver in the old Treasure Island movie.
Ahoy me hearties! And shiver me timbers! Thar be many bloodthirsty buccaneers at the Greasespot Cafe!
Me mates and I looted and plundered the nursing home we work at. And our boss didn't flinch even when we ordered the serving wenches from dietary to bring us up some rum. I think he be a true pirate! Or he knew the store of rum was depleted.
The grandmas and grandpas cheered our deeds. One even crossed ranks to become a pirate!
Ah! Tis good to be a pirate! Now, break out the grog! Thars rummin to do!
This weekend be Adventure Weekend (formerly Pirate Weekend) at the local renaissance festival. I'll count up how many Cap't Jack Sparrows there be on shore leave.
Although counting be difficult for meself, what with 5 fingers, 5 toes, one hook and one pegleg.
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DrtyDzn
Things will be hopping at the Way Arrghatorium when Rosalie Rivenbarrgh steps to the podium.
"who will walk the plank?"
Bill Warrgha?
Not Donna Marrghindale!
Perhaps Harrrgh Platig
Whoever can parrot wayspeak best gets to break out the rum.
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VeganXTC
Unbelievable people! Sure, you can post about getting out of TWI, and Biblical doctrine, but when it comes to important stuff, like piracy, no one has a thing to say.
Ok, land lubbers! Drty and I will split the bottle of rum between us. None for you!
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dmiller
This is a joke, right??
woops -- meebe not -- just checked out the web link.
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VeganXTC
Ha, DMiller! Maybe if you played a horn pipe instead of a fiddle, you'd know the seriousness of pirateering!
But if its pirate jokes you want:
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Not-so-Jolly Roger
A soldier meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The soldier notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook and an eye patch.
"How did you end up with a peg leg?" he asks.
The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" says the soldier. "What about your hook?"
"Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand."
"Incredible. How’d you get the eye patch?"
"A grapefruit squirted in my eye," the pirate replies.
"You lost your eye to grapefruit juice?"
"Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the new hook."
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Watered Garden
YARRR! GENIUS!!!!
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dmiller
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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VeganXTC
I saw your joke earlier, but I was laughing so hard, I couldn't type. LOL! That was awesome!
Foe those of you not in the know, the TV show "Wife Swap" is on, right now, and one of the wives is.......... a Pirate!!!! LOL!!!
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DrtyDzn
AArrrgh.
Today be the day
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Linda Z
I believe the woman on Wife Swap is the wife of one of the two guys promoting Talk Like a Pirate Day, Captain Slappy and his sidekick Chumbucket--I forget which one. They're from Oregon.
I hope you guys have fun driving your coworkers nuts today. :D The morning talk jocks already drove me nuts doing the pirate talk thing during this morning's commute (maybe only because they already wore this out a few weeks ago when the new Pirates of the Carribbean movie came out).
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simonzelotes
Shiver me timbers!...I've met LindaZ,...and even though she writes succinctly,she really talks like a pirate all the time....
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Belle
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Kool-Aide.... or was that rum? or maybe a Moon Pie and an RC Cola....
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Pirate1974
Real pirates never say "Aaargh!" These must be counterfeits.
Yes, I am a pirate
Two hundred years too late.
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simonzelotes
I wonder if they really said "Thar she blows!" :blink:
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Linda Z
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Simon. Quit revealing my secrets!! I have a sword, and I know how to use it, matey.
Cap'n Slappy said on the radio this moring that the arrrrggghhh thing was started by the actor who played Long John Silver in the old Treasure Island movie.
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Belle
I heard real pirates never die, they just smell that way. :unsure:
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dmiller
I bet the original actor got attacked by a cat,
in the galley, working on plumbing,
as the cat worked on his *plumbing*.
ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!
:blink:
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Ahoy me hearties! And shiver me timbers! Thar be many bloodthirsty buccaneers at the Greasespot Cafe!
Me mates and I looted and plundered the nursing home we work at. And our boss didn't flinch even when we ordered the serving wenches from dietary to bring us up some rum. I think he be a true pirate! Or he knew the store of rum was depleted.
The grandmas and grandpas cheered our deeds. One even crossed ranks to become a pirate!
Ah! Tis good to be a pirate! Now, break out the grog! Thars rummin to do!
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This weekend be Adventure Weekend (formerly Pirate Weekend) at the local renaissance festival. I'll count up how many Cap't Jack Sparrows there be on shore leave.
Although counting be difficult for meself, what with 5 fingers, 5 toes, one hook and one pegleg.
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Bluzeman
For all of us OLD pirates. :)
A PIRATE LOOKS AT 40
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Out There
I always found it hard to drink rum with my hook! I have found me peg leg handy for stirring my spaghetti
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Kevlar2000
I uses a glass or mug meself, arrrrrgh!
Ye be hardcore, matey!
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ChattyKathy
Great choice!
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topoftheworld
Great song, Bluz!
Now this is how to sail away!!!
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