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01-11-2008

Beloved Grease Spot friends

God loves you all my dear friends

This is a test to see if are ready for this place

questions

1. What web site is this?

2. What Area of the Web site is this test in?

3. Do you still believe The Way Ministry was not a cult?

4.Do you still love to see Victor Paul Wierwille at the Rock?

5. Do you still plan to go to the Rock of Ages?

6. Are you planing to go WOW this year?

7. Do you still give money to the Way ministry?

8. Are running a class in your home right now?

9. Do you feel sorry that the Way ministry lost a lot of people?

10. Do you still believe the Way doctrines were of God?

11. Is it possible Victor Paul Wierwille lie to you?

12. Do you still pray for Victor Paul Wierwille?

13. Do you still send money to move the Word of the Way forward?

14. Do you still go to Limb cookouts?

15. Do you still with pride have a Way sticker on your car?

16. Do you still sing at your home fellowship?

17. Do you still hide from people who have been mark and avoided by the Way ministry?

18. Do you still witness about the class?

19. Were you smart to get out of the Way ministry?

20. Did you stay to long in the Way ministry?

Now when we get time some one will come alone and give you a grade but do not worry we grade on the hill.

Thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

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I will only answer 16 and 19:

16: all the lyrics became "watermelon" a few years ago.

19: hell yeah.

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1. What web site is this?

"If you leave you will be a Greasespot by midnight."

2. What Area of the Web site is this test in?

About The Way

3. Do you still believe The Way Ministry was not a cult?

Is cult an abbrevation for culture? Wayworld was certainly another culture.

4.Do you still love to see Victor Paul Wierwille at the Rock?

No, but I look forward to seeing him in heaven where we BOTH will have a perfect mind.

5. Do you still plan to go to the Rock of Ages? I occasionally go to Rock in my memories.

6. Are you planing to go WOW this year?

I am a lifer WOW ambassador. I plan on presenting the Word to the World as God's Ambassador till I die.

7. Do you still give money to the Way ministry?

No, but I get a free Way Magazine subscription. I like the pictures.

8. Are running a class in your home right now?

No, but I enjoy inviting folks over for dinner and sometimes they even learn something from the conversation.

9. Do you feel sorry that the Way ministry lost a lot of people?

I feel sorry for them that they lost me!

10. Do you still believe the Way doctrines were of God?

There are more important things than accurate doctrine. I have come that they may have doctrine and have it more abundantly.

11. Is it possible Victor Paul Wierwille lie to you?

All men are liars.

12. Do you still pray for Victor Paul Wierwille?

13. Do you still send money to move the Word of the Way forward?

14. Do you still go to Limb cookouts?

I put tree limbs in my fireplace and roast marshmellows.

15. Do you still with pride have a Way sticker on your car?

No, but I hang my Way Corps certificate in my office. I'm proud of all the efforts I gave.

16. Do you still sing at your home fellowship?

The only place I am allowed to sing is in the shower pr when the praise band is playing really loud.

17. Do you still hide from people who have been mark and avoided by the Way ministry?

There are no longer Jews or Greeks, slave or free, mark or avoid.

18. Do you still witness about the class?

No, but I have worn my Athletes of the Spirit t-shirt to a witnessing function.

19. Were you smart to get out of the Way ministry? I prayed "God I am too stupid to know whether to leave." and I got kicked out.

20. Did you stay to long in the Way ministry?

This is a difficult question. I asked God to use me in his service so I have to assume His plan for my life was best. Sometimes I like to run my own life instead of trust God's way.

Which questions did I get right? Which questions did I get wrong?

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God first

Beloved potato and Imagine

God loves you my dear friends

potato - yes I love your answers to those two

Imagine - I enjoy your answers and you got then all right as did potato

look like we are having fun

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

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1. What web site is this?

Greasespot Cafe

2. What Area of the Web site is this test in?

About the Way

3. Do you still believe The Way Ministry was not a cult?

No

4.Do you still love to see Victor Paul Wierwille at the Rock?

No

5. Do you still plan to go to the Rock of Ages?

No

6. Are you planing to go WOW this year?

No

7. Do you still give money to the Way ministry?

No

8. Are running a class in your home right now?

No

9. Do you feel sorry that the Way ministry lost a lot of people?

No

10. Do you still believe the Way doctrines were of God?

No not those that "rewrote" scripture or otherwise convoluted it to suit specific leadership agendas

11. Is it possible Victor Paul Wierwille lie to you?

Yes

12. Do you still pray for Victor Paul Wierwille?

Yes

13. Do you still send money to move the Word of the Way forward?

No

14. Do you still go to Limb cookouts?

No

15. Do you still with pride have a Way sticker on your car?

No

16. Do you still sing at your home fellowship?

No

17. Do you still hide from people who have been mark and avoided by the Way ministry?

No -- haven't figured out how to hide from myself LOL

18. Do you still witness about the class?

No

19. Were you smart to get out of the Way ministry?

Yes

20. Did you stay to long in the Way ministry?

Yes

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God first

Beloved templelady

God loves you my dear friend

You have pass the test too

I am blessed to see you my friend

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

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1. What web site is this?

GreaseSpot Cafe

2. What Area of the Web site is this test in?

About The Way

3. Do you still believe The Way Ministry was not a cult?

NO ~ Definitely was a cult!

4.Do you still love to see Victor Paul Wierwille at the Rock?

EEWWW...

5. Do you still plan to go to the Rock of Ages?

Never again thank goodness!

6. Are you planing to go WOW this year?

No

7. Do you still give money to the Way ministry?

No

8. Are running a class in your home right now?

No

9. Do you feel sorry that the Way ministry lost a lot of people?

Absolutely NOT!

10. Do you still believe the Way doctrines were of God?

NO!!!

11. Is it possible Victor Paul Wierwille lie to you?

Yes

12. Do you still pray for Victor Paul Wierwille?

No - never did actually.

13. Do you still send money to move the Word of the Way forward?

No

14. Do you still go to Limb cookouts?

No

15. Do you still with pride have a Way sticker on your car?

No

16. Do you still sing at your home fellowship?

No

17. Do you still hide from people who have been mark and avoided by the Way ministry?

No

18. Do you still witness about the class?

Only if I had an opportunity to tell someone to run as fast as they could in the opposite direction!

19. Were you smart to get out of the Way ministry?

Yes

20. Did you stay to long in the Way ministry?

Yes! Should have run in the opposite direction (see #18) from the beginning and saved 12 years and lots of $$, and all the time it's taken to recover from the experience as well.

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Beloved 2fortheroad

God loves you my dear friend

WOW another 100 percent right

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

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Great thread, Roy! My responses are bold blue:

1. What web site is this?

The other side of the story – the only website qualified to remove those PFAL colored glasses. It's the greatest Grease Spot in the world today.

2. What Area of the Web site is this test in?

Area 51…That's right…everything About the Way is just plain weird!...The Ex-TWI Files…

3. Do you still believe The Way Ministry was not a cult?

Nope!

4.Do you still love to see Victor Paul Wierwille at the Rock?

Is this a trick question from "Are the Dead Alive Now?"

5. Do you still plan to go to the Rock of Ages?

As soon as I tweak my time machine - I'm zipping back to Woodstock…note to self: don't eat the brown acid.

6. Are you planning to go WOW this year?

Nope – sticking to my original plan of MOW which is Me over the Way

7. Do you still give money to the Way ministry?

No – and I'm very interested in a hefty rebate!

8. Are running a class in your home right now?

Why, yes – and Green Cards are flying outta my bu++!

9. Do you feel sorry that the Way ministry lost a lot of people?

Nope – most folks got lost while in TWI.

10. Do you still believe the Way doctrines were of God?

Never trust anyone who is a plagiarist/sexual predator/alcoholic all rolled into one.

11. Is it possible Victor Paul Wierwille lied to you?

You're getting warmer!

12. Do you still pray for Victor Paul Wierwille?

I pray for all the folks he hurt.

13. Do you still send money to move the Word of the Way forward?

See my answer to # 7 – where's that hefty rebate?!

14. Do you still go to Limb cookouts?

Nope – just Grease Spot BBQs now.

15. Do you still with pride have a Way sticker on your car?

My current bumper sticker reads "Honk if you hate Corps Night"

16. Do you still sing at your home fellowship?

Heavens no – why do you think they made me play the bass in the band?

17. Do you still hide from people who have been mark and avoided by the Way ministry?

Anyone marked and avoided is a friend of mine.

18. Do you still witness about the class?

I would gladly testify in a court of law how PFAL ripped me off! And I want Denny Crane to represent me.

19. Were you smart to get out of the Way ministry?

Ubetcha!

20. Did you stay too long in the Way ministry?

Oh yeah!

Edited by T-Bone

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Beloved T-Bone

God loves you my dear friend

I am glad you enjoy it

yes another 100 percent right

more fun answers we are having fun now thanks

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

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I want a "Honk if you Hate Corps Night" bumper sticker and a "MOW Vet" T-shirt please !!!!! :dance:

Me too me too me too!

Maybe if GSC ever gets closed down like Waydale did we could call ourselves the Marked and Avoided.

Or Avoiders.

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Beloved Twinky

God loves you my dear friend

yes many of us would wear those shirts and use those bumper stickers

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

Edited by year2027

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....Maybe if GSC ever gets closed down like Waydale did we could call ourselves the Marked and Avoided.

....

In that case, you need to order a MA Vet T-Shirt. :biglaugh:

And I'm pleased to announce a new item in stock - soon to be a favorite of all those who were told they were under the influence of devil spirits:

"I'm possessed by all nine all the time"

[Note the actual color of the letters on the T-Shirt are guacamole green - same color used in Linda Blair's hurl scene in The Exorcist.]

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Beloved T-Bone and TheHighWay

God loves you my dear friends

Do you have any plans for "I am a Anti-Welliwille" T-shirt

I am glad we are having fun

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

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MA Vet T-Shirt. :biglaugh:

And I'm pleased to announce a new item in stock - soon to be a favorite of all those who were told they were under the influence of devil spirits:

"I'm possessed by all nine all the time"

[Note the actual color of the letters on the T-Shirt are guacamole green - same color used in Linda Blair's hurl scene in The Exorcist.]

MA Vet! Too funny, T-Bone!! :jump:

but I don't think I'd join you with your other T shirt unless you changed the wording to "TWI's possessed all the time". Well, even that's not fair. Can I have one that says, "Possession of the Lord Jesus Christ" (since I was purchased by his blood)?

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...but I don't think I'd join you with your other T shirt unless you changed the wording to "TWI's possessed all the time". Well, even that's not fair. Can I have one that says, "Possession of the Lord Jesus Christ" (since I was purchased by his blood)?

Being a Trinitarian, I'll stick with the original wording "I'm possessed by all nine all the time" - sort of a Trinitarian Squared type of thing - the Father, Son & Holy Spirit own me big time! :rolleyes:

OH, oh, I know... I want a shirt that says:

Once I was just a sheep,

But now I'm a MAA Vet!!

How convenient - you're a Vet and a sheep...surely many shall say to you, "Sheep/Vet, heal thyself." :biglaugh:

Edited by T-Bone

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1. What web site is this?

GSC

2. What Area of the Web site is this test in?

About the Way

3. Do you still believe The Way Ministry was not a cult?

I believe that is was less of a cult if to those not way corps but yes it was/is a cult

4.Do you still love to see Victor Paul Wierwille at the Rock?

assuming I ever did and no

5. Do you still plan to go to the Rock of Ages?

only if I had alzeimers

6. Are you planing to go WOW this year?

this was written before 1995 obviously, my wow year was pretty cool actually, I am too old for that crap now

7. Do you still give money to the Way ministry?

always tried not to

8. Are running a class in your home right now?

ha, my little apt would barely hold a small twig

9. Do you feel sorry that the Way ministry lost a lot of people?

no, I am amazed at all the people that stayed around after VPW died and POP

10. Do you still believe the Way doctrines were of God?

I believe that the basics of christianity are of God and if twi taught them then they did something right

11. Is it possible Victor Paul Wierwille lie to you?

It is impossible that he did not

12. Do you still pray for Victor Paul Wierwille?

never did and now he is dead, the only dead man I pray for is my husband

13. Do you still send money to move the Word of the Way forward?

they owe ME money

14. Do you still go to Limb cookouts?

ha, this too is an old question

15. Do you still with pride have a Way sticker on your car?

I NEVER PUT ONE ON MY CAR and got reproved big time

16. Do you still sing at your home fellowship?

I sing alone in bed sometimes

17. Do you still hide from people who have been mark and avoided by the Way ministry?

That would mean I hide from myself which I cannot do because wherever I go there I am

18. Do you still witness about the class?

yes would be a silly answer

19. Were you smart to get out of the Way ministry?

a BIG YES but it sure hurt at the time

20. Did you stay to long in the Way ministry?

Yes, and then I went back but I met my husband and things worked out the way they were supposed to

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God first

Beloved Twinky, TheHighWay, T-Bone, and Hopefull

God loves you my dear friends

Hopefull - I enjoy your answers another 100 per cent right thanks

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

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