"He's really just another old fart, but boy howdy, don't he look young? Yep. That youthful grin is shore to incite you to better SAT scores, my friends. And his spotless record of exposing corruption is bound to inspire you to reach for loftier heights. So don't hesitate, send him some money right now. You won't regret it. I know he won't."
Gee, and I thought the purpose of writing a bio on an SAT prep course site would be to explain to parents why he is qualified to teach their kids to pass the SAT and go to a good college. He sounds like his college career was all about sports and the frat, and he barely squeaked by with a degree.
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Ham
as in.. some kind of drastic amount of plastic surgery?
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So_crates
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That shirt looks like a place old squares go to die. If it were a sweater I'd say he thinks he's the Craigmiester.
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waysider
"He's really just another old fart, but boy howdy, don't he look young? Yep. That youthful grin is shore to incite you to better SAT scores, my friends. And his spotless record of exposing corruption is bound to inspire you to reach for loftier heights. So don't hesitate, send him some money right now. You won't regret it. I know he won't."
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So_crates
Just goes to show you, the dude would sell his ethics--if he had any.
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Thomas Loy Bumgarner
so let's send JL to Antartica to convert the polar bears and seals, and penguins to the Word of God,
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geisha779
Twins separated at birth...
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mstar1
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
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Ham
How current is this "meet da staff"?
Really?
maybe he REALLY means "da ministry". In very very general terms..
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Calavicci
Ugh. Lynn still finds it necessary to inject his "humor" into every other sentence. Corn isn't just found in Ohio, for sure...
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Gee, and I thought the purpose of writing a bio on an SAT prep course site would be to explain to parents why he is qualified to teach their kids to pass the SAT and go to a good college. He sounds like his college career was all about sports and the frat, and he barely squeaked by with a degree.
Sheesh!
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