Remember when you were a kid and Christmas was special? When families (blood that is), gathered together and broke bread and exchanged gifts and drank eggnog and rum? Remember the warm feelings and the bonding that took place?
Well, you can forget all that now...Your "Christmas" is now called by a different name and your "earthly" family has been eliminated. Eggnog is ok but forget the rum and no gifts dammitt!...Unless they are being sent to your twi leadership...and THOSE gifts are required! If you think of doing anything to celebrate your "new holiday" without the permission of twi leadership, there will be hell to pay!...and if you dare to go into debt buying gifts for your children or spouse, you will probably spend your next "holiday" as a greasespot...but cheer up, there's always your birthday to look forward to...isn't that when you're told that the "Household" thing to do is to buy gifts for your twi leadership instead of receiving any for yourself?...I forgot a lot of this stuff...I'm afraid I'm a little foggy.
During the reign of Kind Craig, VP's name was all but banished. If anybody should have celebrated VP's death it would be him. Nobody buried him deeper.
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outandabout
And then they made one up: "Uncle Harry Day" which became "Burn the Chaff Day."
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excathedra
they should have "all perverts day"
like catholics have "all souls day" and "all saints day"
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skyrider
And......along with uncle harry day, let's not forget dorothy ediquette day.
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Or, get-their-money howard day.
And....celebrate with george jessio wine.
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oenophile
Exie,
Oh how I love your irreverent tongue.
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GrouchoMarxJr
To all current members of TWI:
Remember when you were a kid and Christmas was special? When families (blood that is), gathered together and broke bread and exchanged gifts and drank eggnog and rum? Remember the warm feelings and the bonding that took place?
Well, you can forget all that now...Your "Christmas" is now called by a different name and your "earthly" family has been eliminated. Eggnog is ok but forget the rum and no gifts dammitt!...Unless they are being sent to your twi leadership...and THOSE gifts are required! If you think of doing anything to celebrate your "new holiday" without the permission of twi leadership, there will be hell to pay!...and if you dare to go into debt buying gifts for your children or spouse, you will probably spend your next "holiday" as a greasespot...but cheer up, there's always your birthday to look forward to...isn't that when you're told that the "Household" thing to do is to buy gifts for your twi leadership instead of receiving any for yourself?...I forgot a lot of this stuff...I'm afraid I'm a little foggy.
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TheSongRemainsTheSame
HEY!!!
Happy First Day Of Winter Eve!!!
one Yukon Jack night break coming on~~~
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def59
Do they celebrate the day vpw died?
They would do well to remember the adage
"Death is nature's way of saying 'slow down.'"
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JustThinking
During the reign of Kind Craig, VP's name was all but banished. If anybody should have celebrated VP's death it would be him. Nobody buried him deeper.
Holidays under Craig:
Happy Nude Year
In-De-Pants Day
Mammorial Day
LaidHer Day
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