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Let's see, Vickles, Dot, and Suz.... what is the one thing that we are told is a sure-fire way to stimulate interest in our thread? Hmmmmm?

*** Hey did you hear the one about the new VIAGRA gum? No lie! They have it in chewing gum form, now.

Well I got some... gave it a try...

All I got was a stiff upper lip!*** (rim shot and cymbal crash goes here, followed by a LARGE white hook pulling me of this thread!)

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Maybe we need a fund raiser or something to generate some traffic here.

TomStrange sells snow cones on the 9th corps thread (Say that ten times REALLY fast)

What do we have?

How about a couple of tarnished holy spirit lapel pins? Anyone? Anyone? Beuhler? Beuhler?

Or we could auction off something really valuable, like Vaigra gum.

Sorry.

Gotta get my mind back in the retemories... Dealing w/ the Adversary: Dirty Mindedness. Card number 17 - 2Bobbit 6:1a "If thy "thing" offend thee, let thy wife cut it off..."

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  • 2 weeks later...

I invited them to make a guest appearance. But now Al is pretty wild so get ready!!!

Washington W - Is very smart so we need to study up for her appearance.

Oh boy! Guests!

Vickles you set the table, TBN you get the music going, Suz you can figure out the menu and I will string the chairs.

Life is too short for bad coffee!

Dot Matrix

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Tom

You are the driver.... Didn't you go and pick them up?

Dang, get your a$$ into that mini-coach and go get them! Geez- you will never be ordained or in the good graces of this fellowhip if you cannot follow simple instructions!!!

AND pleeeze, stop moving my chairs around, I just lined them up!

Life is too short for bad coffee!

Dot Matrix

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Suz

How is that menu going?

TBN - What are you napping? Get up! I so not care if you were up all night on bless patrol, you get in there and set up our music!

Vickles - what is the center piece going to be?

How about a little motorcoach with a knife in it? Are you on it? Let's get cracking folks we are going to have guests.

Life is too short for bad coffee!

Dot Matrix

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DotDotDot... I dropped them off at the door... did you lose them? did they wander off?

you sure are getting bossy young lady... but, I know the spurtial pressure that is upon your shoulders...

where's that one eyed guy... ? I don't hear any music...

... I've been here and I've been there and I've been in between...

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The pressure is killing me --

So, if the guests are not here yet are the dechomai guests?

I wish they were lambano guests!

I did not SEE them Tom. Maybe, they are poking around. Speaking of poking around, EX PLEASE get that DAM n fat chair out of my area. It messed up my stringing and now I have to start over....

Al? WashW? Maybe Ex is showing them how to fold the TP into a point.

The pressure....

Life is too short for bad coffee!

Dot Matrix

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Are you going to see that Mystic River?

Let me know if you like it.

Are you going to hold hands and eat buttered popcorn? Because, in that case, I will leave a note for the guests and tell them we will be back, and go with you.

Ex you don't mind sharing Tom and Popcorn do you?

Life is too short for bad coffee!

Dot Matrix

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WOW... Good thing I checked in here!

I was given the wrong twig assignment (again)!

I've been out front picking up cigarette butts. You know how those dirty uneblievers never field-strip 'em... they just toss them outside the door! What a mess!

738 butts I picked up! And one roach... but then I remembered the word of the Lord... but then I forgot it, again.

So, >> >> >> I am really into doing the music now!

Ok.

So.

Like.

Where's all the people???

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