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this morning I was listening to some bad company and Leonard Skynard and I was dancing around the house .

the cat joined me. he walks up to me when I dance and starts shaking his head and wiggling around .

from room to room we go around dancing.

doesn your do this?

did I traumatize the beast somehow?

it is funny to do and funny to watch. He only dances to rock and roll and southern rock really.

haha heehe Im serious .

so anywyas I tried to put this in the silly but it will not alow me to.

think this is rough the other cat watches TV and has a certain place on the couch to see it.

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he cracks me up .

I wont gush about him suffice to say he is my good buddy.

he either gets nervous and Im frightening him or he is dancing .

I think he is dancing cause he only does it with a top notch dance tune and only when I start to wiggle my own butt.

he is very cute . he knows I adore him .

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely

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Thank you folks but its probably best not to encourage me... only makes me keep on posting them. icon_biggrin.gif:D-->

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Originally posted by mj412:

this morning I was listening to some bad company and Leonard Skynard and I was dancing around the house .

the cat joined me. he walks up to me when I dance and starts shaking his head and wiggling around .

from room to room we go around dancing.

doesn your do this?

did I traumatize the beast somehow?

it is funny to do and funny to watch. He only dances to rock and roll and southern rock really.

haha heehe Im serious .

think this is rough the other cat watches TV and has a certain place on the couch to see it.


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