Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year! ''
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."
Someone sent me that pic and I had the same feelings ya'll did... that's pretty neat. But.. where do I post it?? I didn't want to make a new thread for it so I just tacked it on here. In the silly forum :) . Makes me wonder how someone came up with that.
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Ron, I think those are called "groaners"
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Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year! ''
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."
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topoftheworld
Sudo---
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Hey guys...
Don't encourage me.. you'll just make me do it more!
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She
spent $5000 and felt really good about the result. On her
way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she
was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you
don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the woman
said, feeling really happy.
After that she went into McDonalds for lunch, and asked the
order taker the same question, to which the reply was, "Oh you
look about 29?" "I am actually 47." That made her feel
*really* good. So she continued on asking nearly
everybody she ran into.
While standing at the bus stop she asked a man who
called himself "Pawtucket" the same question. He replied,
"I am getting up in age and my eyesight is going. But when
I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age.
If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your
exact age."
As there was no one around, the woman thought,
"What the heck, he looks harmless enough", and let him slip
his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the
gentleman said, "Ok, You are 47." Stunned the woman said,
"That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The old man replied
coyly, "I was behind you in line at McDonalds."
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Alrighty then... lookie at the picture and tell me.. is it a frog?? Or a horse?? Give it a minute, OK??
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topoftheworld
Very cool.
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coolchef1248 @adelphia.net
way too cool
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Thank you guys!
Someone sent me that pic and I had the same feelings ya'll did... that's pretty neat. But.. where do I post it?? I didn't want to make a new thread for it so I just tacked it on here. In the silly forum :) . Makes me wonder how someone came up with that.
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Tom Strange
I thought I saw figures from the kama-sutra! :blink:
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