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Ok, I'm done starting "heavy" topics for a while. I don't think I'm very good at it.

Soooooo.... What's you favorite Monty Python skit?

I have two: Dead Parrot and The Cheese shop. :biglaugh:

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The scene from Holy Grail---the Black Knight saying "None shall pass" Then King Arthur engages him in battle--and proceeds to chop off first one arm, then the next, then a leg, then the next --all while the Black Knight says things like "It's only a flesh wound" "Tis but a scratch!" At the end as King Arthur "gallops" away the Black Knight is calling out "alright then we'll call it a draw then."

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Probably the opening credits to "Holy Grail."

(Or the instructions to the guards in the Tall Tower.)

Although I have a soft-spot for the Cheese Shop sketch myself,

and the interview of "Raymond Luxury Yacht."

If you remember that one, you'll get this joke.

A comic book, decades ago, had a splash page on someone's

luxury yacht. If you look closely, its name was printed on the

ship, "Throatwarbler Mangrove."

Someone wrote a letter.

"No, it's spelled 'luxury yacht'.

It's only pronounced 'throatwarber mangrove'."

:biglaugh:

Heard of him. Never did see any of his stuff though.

I prefer fiddling to film. :)

Sometime during your life,

you should see "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."

If you get the chance, you should also see

"And Now For Something Completely Different",

(which was one of their catchphrases)

which is a compilation of many of their skits.

(Although some-like the fresh-fruit skit, are much funnier

in the original episodes, it's segueway into the Lumberjack

Song can't be improved upon, IMHO.)

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I love The Meaning of Life too, it doesn't get the justice it deserves

Every scene is memorable, too many to mention

I like the hymn scene

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O Lord, please don't burn us.

Don't grill or toast Your flock.

Don't put us on the barbecue

Or simmer us in stock.

Don't braise or bake or boil us

Or stir-fry us in a wok.

Oh, please don't lightly poach us

Or baste us with hot fat.

Don't fricassee or roast us

Or boil us in a vat,

And please don't stick Thy servants, Lord,

In a Rotissomat.

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A few years ago HBO (I think) was showing a reunion of the major Python players, Graham Chapman died in 89 so they had an urn that contained his ashes with his face taped on it. They sat behind a coffee table "Graham" was centered on and reminisced about their Flying Circus days. The end of the show was better than classic Python :jump:

And I do have a T-Shirt that reads:

"I fart in your general direction" :dance:

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"Keep looking on the sunny side of life!"

It had me in stitches.

On their T.V. show though, I liked most of the sketches, but whenever they started in with the old still photographs, it always creeped me out. The big foot coming down on some Victorian gentleman's head, or the top of somebody's head popping open and a flock of little devils come steaming out, I dunno, it always gave me the willies. Never saw the humor in that stuff, it was just warped/peculiar...

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I loved the way they would invent "ministries" Such as the "Ministry of Silliness,"

That was the Ministry of Silly WALKS.

Shame on you!

:nono5:

It was unrelated to the Ministry of

'Running up a Flight of Stairs Two at a Time,

Throwing Open a Door and Shouting

Ha-ha, Caught You Mildred".'

Oh and there was the global hide and seek - took them YEARS to find each other. :spy:

How they determined the winner on that was worth the whole skit...

======

Remember that strange job interview?

"Gooood Ni-ight, ding-ding-ding." *rings bell*

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Wordie - I remembered that ministry and was going to post it - but I forgot. If only I could have gotten into one of THOSE ministries - would have been more fun!

There was another tho - I can't quite remember it - had to do with silly skits or interuptions - I've seen it recently - but I have half-heimers on occasion :asdf::confused:

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It's got to be Spam Song(But I don't like Spam)! And now for something entirely different, Back to The Way forum.

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Definately "Dead Parrot"... just the best.

Oh, and "I told you, we live in a narco-syndicist commune. We take it in turns, to act as a sort-of executive officer of the week. But all the decisions of that officer must be ratified at a by-weekly meeting. By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, or by a two-thirds majority in the case of..." "help! help! I'm being repressed!!" "You see that, that's what I'm on about!" "You saw him repressing me, didn't you?"

And, "Bring out your dead..."

And, "We have found a witch, may we burn her?" "I'm not a witch, THEY dressed me up like this." "Did you dress her up like this?" "NO! NO!... yes, yes... a bit, a bit." "Well, we did do the nose, and the hat, but she's a witch!" "How do you know she's a witch?" "Well, she turned me into a newt!!" .... "I got better."

And, The argument clinic

Too many to name...

What's your favorite color? Red, no Blue! AAAAAARRRRRRRRRrrrrrr....

[ okay, all that was off the top of my head so, sorry if I've mis-quoted]

George, I'm pretty sure all the graphic work on the TV show was straight from the brain of Terry Gilliam... what a strange person!!

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That was Dennis Moore-he robbed from the rich and gave to the poor

England, 1747

(Sounds of a coach and horses, galloping)

Cleese: Stand and deliver!

Chapman: Not on your life (SHOT) ... aagh!

(Girl screams)

Cl:Let that be a warning to you all. You move at your peril, for I have two

pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one

is, so that's one of you dead for sure...or just about for sure anyway. It

certainly wouldn't be worth your while risking it because I'm a very good

shot. I practise every day...well, not absolutely every day, but most days

in the week. I expect I must practise, oh, at least four or five times a

week...or more, really, but some weekends, like last weekend, there really

wasn't the time, so that brings the average down a bit. I should say it's

a solid four days' practice a week...At least...I mean...I reckon I could

hit that tree over there. Er...the one just behind that hillock. The

little hillock, not the big one on the...you see the three trees over

there? Well, the one furthest away on the right... (fade)

(Fade up again)

Cl: What's the... the one like that with the leaves that are sort of

regularly veined and the veins go right out with a sort of um...

Girl: Serrated?

Cl: Serrated edges.

Id: A willow!

Cl: Yes.

Id: That's nothing like a willow.

Cl: Well it doesn't matter, anyway. I can hit it seven times out of ten,

that's the point.

Id: Never a willow.

Cl: Shut up! It's a hold-up, not a Botany lesson. Now, no false moves

please. I want you to hand over all the lupins you've got.

Jones: Lupins?

Cl: Yes, lupins. Come on, come on.

Id: What do you mean, lupins?

Cl: Don't try to play for time.

Id: I'm not, but... the *flower* lupin?

Cl: Yes, that's right.

Jo: Well we haven't got any lupins.

Girl: Honestly.

Cl: Look, my friends. I happen to know that this is the Lupin Express.

Jo: Damn!

Girl: Oh, here you are.

Cl: In a bunch, in a bunch!

Jo: Sorry.

Cl: Come on, Concorde! (Gallops off)

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