Yanagisawa

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Anytime someone pooh-poohs the rigours of academic standards as "the world's way" run like the wind. You've got a jen-you-wine cult leader.

Carpe Carpoolum! Seize the multi-passenger express lane!

Oh, how I wish I could speak in tuttle. Oh, how it just rolls of his lips, his throat, his tongue. Every time I try it's just "beep,beep" and "boop,boop".....no deal. Certainly such eloquence means tuttle has worked the second, third and fourth work of grace and commits no sins before breakfast. I have longed...yet doubted hoped...yet feared hungered...yet remained unsatisfied I drove to Tulsa and even told my wife to f*** off but speaking in tuttle eludes me...should I wait in prayer?

Man, George Duke played the crap out of those old analog Moogs. I still dial up Brazilian Love Affair when I feel like getting tropical.

Thanks nika: That's about the last I heard as well.

I always wanted to work at the zoo circumcizing elephants - the pay's lousy but the tips are big.

my how time flies.

Too bad VP wasn't around on Sept. 12, 2002. He could have flown backwards around the earth and spun time back to Sept. 10.

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do people with Turret's syndrome curse God when they prophecy? do they call him a Jesus Christ so and so?

mike: the extreme length and frequency of your posts and the number of times you use "I", "me" "my", etc tell me you love being here, and you love the attention. Your splashy stance gives you a raison de etre...that's why some people warned us not to feed the bears.

"Does someone who is blind see colors on acid?" We must take this is a question to the ubiquitous teaching of John Locke.

Ex- Good question. Does someone who is retarded act sober when drunk?

da verd has been over da vorld for vell over a veek the Iraq Wows were let down the wall in a basket under the cover of darkness and are seeking parttime employment in Turkey all you silver haired people need to...Come home, come home - it's suppertime

Linda: If you feel the need to shun "just sitting and listening music" in lieu of "houscleaning" music I have one word for you. Marijuana.

Ith Cwitht in you...Cwith in you. that makth you thombody

My kids can't eat without a nametag... and if the salt, pepper, cayenne or kelp stops moving around the table the evil one who stopped it is severely punished.

"Jumping the Shark" is a hot topic in this forum - and we know it mostly pertains to TV shows. But I was talking to my worship band buds at church today and I introduced the topic as it pertains to bands. There were definitely some kick butt bands that jumped the shark at a definitive point... Like Earth, Wind and Fire "jumped the shark" with "Boogie Wonderland" Chicago underwent a sea change between V and VI... Remember when Journey was a pretty funky fusion type band with Greg Rollie...enter that candy a** Steve Perry... Just my opinions...what are yours?

I took Mike's advice and dug up the blue book today. Boy, was I surprised at what I'd missed. It was the perfect size to put under my dryer so it wouldn't wobble.

Last weekend I cleaned out my bathroom drain. The conglomeration of dirt, hair, dead skin, mouthwash, toothpaste, hairspray, mucus, cologne, and various other secretions and tissues had formed a unified funk of a substance. As I pulled it out I felt strongly repelled...yet strangely fascinated. This is how I feel when I read Mike's posts.

Did you say "get the ball rolling" or get the kaballa rolling...for it sounds like that's your current freak - some sort of hidden, mystical kaballa-esque gnostic esotericism. I'm fascinated with you...you either truly believe this stuff (which is disturbing) or your ability to carry on this ruse borders on evil genius.

Is that hundy a donation or a charge? If I wait a while will the Board of Trustees lower the price? Do I get books and a syllabus?

Sacred vs. Secular is an artificial designation. Nothing in reality is divided up that way. I used to be ashamed of my love of and education in the humanities. I was wrongly influenced to think that if it wasn't sacred, and then beyond that, the rightly divided brand of sacred it was a waste of time. If some lyric of Black Sabbath speaks of the despair of existence without Christ is it not valuable on some level?

Yeah, let's us fur shore remember to not listen to any songs that might touch our lonliness, our emptiness, our funny bone, our naughtiness or our sensuality. Let's us fur shore not look at any art that is disturbing, or erotic, or angry. It must fall in the category of the sacchrine crap found in your latest Watchtower. Let's us fur shore not watch drama that doesn't start with "once upon a time" and end with "and so they lived happily ever after". Such dreck might remind us that we are human. More powerless than we think. Groaning and travailing, waiting for our redemption. Subject to despair...taking comfort in company that has been there and/or will be there. That gol' dang secular music and art and drama is for weaklings...for the human all too human. We must rise up as SOGWAPS and claim our ubermensch status. What power the church has if they only knew it! Viva Wagner!...and...and...and...Norman Rockwell.