Yanagisawa

It's truly an honor. Ya' wonder what to to say to your people at a time like this...

tomtuttle: I'm sorry. I thought the X-catheter post regarding Nolan Ryan was the final answer. It was Nolan's daughter Carol. X-catheter: Perhaps my civil rights were violated, but the official policy was that four unrelated adults could not live under the same roof in that community unless it was an official apartment building...and believe me, in that community there were no apartment buildings.

And so you guessed it...it was in a bar and I remember it like it was yesterday...I was listening to the music of The Swinging Paps when all of a sudden Nolan Ryan came up and asked me if I needed more harmony in my home. Ex - speaking of Nxxxx Yxxx - I will always remember him helping me out... ...I was coordinating a Way home with four guys. Some of our "family fund" turned up missing and I had my suspicions. After confronting the individual "with the Word" he wouldn't 'fess up so I proceeded to put my hands around his throat. As my clench got tighter he screamed out of the upstairs bedroom window "HELP! POLICE!" When the police arrived we were "back in fellowship" and he had 'fessed up. However, the police found out four adult males were living together in an upscale part of town and told us this situation had to change...it was a violation of zoning laws. I ignored it and got some sort of citation and had to appear in court. I called HQ and they put me in touch with Nxxxx. He came down and had us "sprung" in five minutes. I don't know what he said to the judge but it was cool having an advocate who knew what he was doing.

I have a recurring dream where I'm running from a very malicious, evil presence. I can hear the racing footsteps getting closer and closer...the icy breath...a morbid incomprehendable rush of syllables...evil emanating like a rope forming a noose around my neck... ...I keep slipping and falling...then it's too late...I look back for the last time as my mouth forms a blood curdling scream that will never be heard... ...the last thing I see is Boutros Boutros Ghali, Nadia Comaneci and Dag Hammarskjold...

A hint: Although men persued her, she held her own. In fact she threw 5,714 strikeouts and seven no-no's.

Surely there is record of it somewhere...use your resources.

Can't remember if Mike Singletary was "seed" or just garden variety possessed...remember how wide his eyes were on the field? Of course he's now a minister...isn't that just like the adversary?...take a seed boy and make him a preachin' ex-middle linebacker.

Those two fat twins on the motorcycles are born of the wrong seed...nobody that fat could do it unless they were seed boys. ................ Generally, if you are not from midwestern America you are highly suspect.

do you think a man and woman sent on the field need to be husband and wife? not necessarily in the phrase "swinging paps" you were looking at the "swinging" and not at the paps...or should I say pap--s

you must free your mind from its rut, grasshopper the one in question has been listed aboveley don't think that "swaying ----" must necessarily refer to mammary issues perhaps what's not spelled out provides the most obvious clue

Barbra Striesand Mohammed Ali Just about anyone who came along and obliterated their colleagues was suspect. It's surprising I've never heard Tiger Woods on the "wrong seed" list.

tomtuttle: "swaying ----" may hold a clue

beep beep boop boop boop That's just.........no deal

All Blues and lets not forget Come Together...what a killer intro! Roundabout

notinKansas: You are warm...and if you do some research in the files of your mind and apply the other clues you may come up with it.

Although I wasn't in the 9th Corps I always check it out...perhaps because it was 2 ninth Corps who pulled me out of the valley of human need and set me on high in a mind numbing cult. It was in early September, 1979 so I must have been one the first heathen they found...all of a sudden I found myself talking to a very dark, mysterious fellow with mesmerizing eyes and a smiley chick with very large breasts...and the first thing I saw after that was white name tags with green lettering and the words 9th Corps.

Who is this Juedes guy? Why has he become the final word on anything? What are his credentials?

or at least, while you're watching a game on TV, run a string between the sofa and the ottoman...just to make sure everything is spiritually right.

I'd say "All falling is walking and letting your nose hit the ground" It's a half-empty, half-full thing...depends on your world view. However, what kind of person would establish falling as the norm and walking as the aberration?

Man, when the mood is right- when the moon is a stray dog on the ridge and I'm feelin' like slummin' like some nighthawk at the diner on the boulevard of broken dreams I slap on some Tom Waits... every time I hear Putnam County I go back home: I guess things were always quiet around Putnam County kind of shy and sleepy as it clung to the skirts of the 2-lane that stretched out like an asphalt dance floor Where all the old timers would hunker down in bib jeans and store bought boots lyin' about their lives and the places they'd been.......

I am told almost weekly that I look like Tim Curry. When a complete stranger says, "Has anyone ever ..."? I interrupt and say"...told me that I look like Tim Curry? Yes, but not today!? I showed a server at Denny's my ID one time because she would not be convinced that I was not Tim Curry. The problem? Whenever someone stares at me I assume they are picturing me in a teddy and garters.

A la: Much of my work involves "high society" and their entertainment. Not a week goes by that I don't appreciate this Joni Mitchell tune: All the people at this party they've got a lot of style They've got stamps of many countries - they've got passport smiles Some are friendly, some are cutting, some are watching it from the wings Some are standing in the center giving to get something Photo beauty gets attention and her eye paint's running down She's got a rose in her teeth and a lampshade crown One minute she's so happy then she's crying on someone's knee Saying laughing or crying you know it's the same release I told you when I met you I was crazy Cry for us all beauty Cry for Eddie in the corner thinking he's nobody And Jack behind his joker And stone cold Grace behind her fan And me in my frightened silence thinking I don't understand

I'll believe VP was the MOG when it's documented that Howard ran the table in a snowstorm while pumping gas.

Is it always wrong to lie? Was it wrong for sympathizers to hide Jews and then lie about their whereabouts when Nazis banged on their doors? When does sleight, or mild deception - which businessmen do every day in sales, negotiation, etc. - become full fledged lying? Is it wrong to tell your kids that a fat guy in a red suit brought their gifts?...does this lie hold the same weight as the lie told under oath in a court of law?...are all lies the same in God's eyes? What is the threshold? Is it as rigid as "catagorical imperative"? Is it as lax as "the end justifies the means"? Just wondering out loud. These are the things we "rapped" about 25 yrs ago in Ethics 101 when I thought I knew everything.

I'm thinking autoharp.