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JavaJane

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  1. 's garden is raccoon free at last!

    1. Bolshevik

      Bolshevik

      They will be back . . . and in larger numbers . . .

    2. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      Caught another one two nights ago... you might be right.

  2. All of my status updates are THEOPNEUSTOS.

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    2. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      God made it snow in my last status update to show me that if I posted what He taught me He would give me a multi-level marketing scheme that has not been seen since TWI.

    3. waysider

      waysider

      If God breathes, what's it like when he inhales?

    4. Bolshevik

      Bolshevik

      That's why God lives in the sky Waysider. . . he's always high . . .

  3. And I still find it so hard to say what I need to say. But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me just how I should feel today.

  4. And there I was - face to face with that little masked bandit!! Caught him red handed drinking the hummingbird feeder. I'll give it to him - that sucker is brave!!!

    1. Nottawayfer

      Nottawayfer

      Are you talking about racoons again? I remember friends trapping them while they waiting for game and fish to pick them up. The little suckers growled terribly when I was giving them food for cryin' out loud!

    2. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      Yup, it's raccoons again. We've been trapping them but I think there are a million others living in the woods behind the house, so the trapping is not working. We purchased a motion sensor sprinkler which seems to be working for now. I haven't had to refill the hummingbird feeder in three days!

  5. Bring your Mama with you, I'll bring the beer!

  6. Devil spirits are working in the raccoon population to destroy my garden... Maybe I should believe better... or go back to The Way.... Nah, a bad day infested with raccoons is still better than a good day in The Way!

    1. Bolshevik

      Bolshevik

      Find the one wearing the red spandex and the just been F'd hairdo . . . that's the leader I'm sure of it . . .

    2. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      Bolshie, I just got the Athletes reference... oh, dear, I'm slipping. But now that I got it, I'm laughing imagining all the raccoons doingn the little "SIT" dance!

  7. glad you're here and happy about it!

  8. Human, that must be some seriously stinky coffee!

  9. I am so cracking up at the fact it says under New Topics "George Michael arrested again by Human without the bean"... What was it like arresting George Michael?? Inquiring minds want to know!

  10. I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY... (Sing it with me, Hairgirl!)

  11. I hate that song. Thanks for getting it stuck in my head for days and days, Poopyhead.

  12. I just decided I'm proud of the fact I DECIDED to leave TWI. Yup... I may have been stupid to stay in as long as I did, but I DECIDED to leave on my own.

    1. GT

      GT

      Where's the "Like" button? :)

    2. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      I'd hit "like" and I'm the one who put it up!

    3. GrouchoMarxJr

      GrouchoMarxJr

      Yeah...leaving on your own always adds a special "flavor" to the whole ordeal...

  13. I know you won't be able to read this for a while, but I still wanted to tell you that I'm praying for a swift recovery and return to the cafe'.

  14. I miss you!!!!!

  15. I will be laughing at the casserole of cynicism for a really really long time.

  16. I'll miss you, Grease Spot! I'm over at exwayvision.com now, hope all of you join us!

    1. Bolshevik

      Bolshevik

      SSHHHH!!! . . . GSC doesn't know we're seeing another site . . . don't want to upset it . . .

    2. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      It's the one who left US, B. Probably sick of all of our bitching about TWI.

    3. Bolshevik

      Bolshevik

      FINE . . . you burn bridges . . . if that's how you want to live your life . . .

  17. I'm still here, Human. Posting once in a while, but mainly busy with kid and business. (Living the real abundant life!)

  18. I'm still here, Human. Posting once in a while, but mainly busy with kid and business. (Living the real abundant life!)

  19. If only I had a real one, Bolshie. That, and a TARDIS.

  20. it's gonna be a hot one!

  21. it's snowing on the gas pumps...

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    2. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      The sky was black... er... white with snow. I think.

    3. Bolshevik

      Bolshevik

      no worries . . . I'm sure the details will become clearer as you mull this over . . .

    4. JavaJane

      JavaJane

      Don't question me, Bolshevik!!

  22. loving your posts, m'dear!!

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