Diane Keaton (R.I.P.) had a major role.
"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down."
"You are the greatest lover I've ever had."
"Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone."
"Oh don't, Boris, please. Sex without love is an empty experience."
"Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."
"So who is to say what is moral?"
"Morality is subjective."
"Subjectivity is objective."
"Moral notions imply attributes to substances which exist only in relational duality."
"Not as an essential extension of ontological existence."
"Can we not talk about sex so much?"
"If it turns out that there IS a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"If I don't kill him he'll make war all through Europe. But murder... the most foul of all crimes. What would Socrates say? All those Greeks were homosexuals. Boy, they must have had some wild parties. I bet they all took a house together in Crete for the summer. A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates. That means all men are homosexuals. Heh... I'm not a homosexual. Once, some cossacks whistled at me. I happen to have the kind of body that excites both persuasions. You know, some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all, you know... they become lawyers."
George