"Are you here all by yourself?"
"Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here alone? I don't think so."
"Where's your mom?"
"My mom's in the car."
"Where's your father?"
"He's at work."
"What about your brothers and your sisters?"
"I'm an only child."
"Where do you live?"
"Uh, I can't tell you that."
"Why not?"
"Because you're a stranger."
"Why the hell did you take your shoes off?"
"Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?"
George