"Meeting an insurance agent the day your policy runs out is coincidence. Getting a letter from the emperor saying he's visiting is plot. Having your apartment eaten by a wrecking ball... is something else entirely. Harold, you don't control your fate".
"If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down... Oops, forgot my own rule".
"You're the first - you're the first thing for so long that I've liked. The first person I could stand to be with. My whole life is such a waste. It's just nothing. I'm sorry. I'll take you home now".
"Twenty-five seats, given to orphans. Perfect. Now my nightmare is complete".
Could be right. Need confirmation from Human.
George