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Yea Man! Hooo eee! Ok then............ if you like Sam and Dave here's one for ya.....

Heres one....

Wow! That was sooo cool, and very important in a social/cultural kinda way, people and places all over the world dancing the jig! Aw man if only I could do that dance.....

Hi I never met you before but I wish you well and good health in the future. I have been a diabetic since 1963 and when I was 48 years old I had a heart attack ( Diabetics are high risk for heart attacks) I was not as fortunate as you in that I had to have Quintuple Bypass Surgery I had a great surgeon and recovered as well as could be expected. I am now looking forward to many more years and I do intend to start swimming again soon ( as soon I I locate a good pool, Lol) I also am on Metoprolol ( to help keep my hearts blood vessels open) aspirin ( to help prevent blood clots) and Lovastatin ( to help keep the cholesterol level down) and a few others I wont mention.... The one thing I didntr see you mention was to be on a Cardiac Diet. It is a super low fat diet to help keep your heart vessels from blocking up again. Although you should get some advice from a Dietician, I can make the following suggestions.... Keep each meal to a maxc of 2 grams of saturated fat ( you can read the back of TV dinners for this info) Drink Fat Free or 1% fat milk ( not whole milk) Eat "Egg Beaters" ( not whole eggs) they are almost cholesterol free Use a fat free or almost fat free margarine ( NOT butter) Steer clear of Bacon, fatty beef, and pork chops ( choose low fat fish or chicken instead, Turkey is also great as a low fat meat) The main thing is to ask your doctor or a dietician about going on a Cardiac Diet officially. If I could go back in time I would have been on a Cardiac Diet since the age of 15! ( Instead of gorging on McDonalds, Burger King, and Taco Bell ....ahhhh CHEEESE!) Ok ..... dats it, just a suggestion from a fellow Heart Attack Vet ( HAV?)

I love this old "Rock and Soul" song by Junior Walker..."Shotgun" http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfalx_jr-...s-shotgun_music

I had a spiritual crisis! Last night I ran over my dogma with my karma!

I often wondered what you guys in the mid west did for entertainment!

"The Andorian Incident" its the one where the Enterprise crew helps discover a spy installation in a Vulcan Monastery, the Monastery is under seige by Andorians who suspect that there is a spy station there.... OOPs sorry Im about 50 posts late for this one....

The squirrels in my yard are warriors, they scare the crap outa me....

WARNING ADULTS ONLY!!!! Hippie And The Nun One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you…” Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you. The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop. Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says “Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!” The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says “Surpise, its me the Hippie!” The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says “Surprise, its me the bus driver!”

Yes I agree with Sudo Just be cooperative and say yes sir, yes of course I will...etc Its a waste of time to argue with them as they are kinda judge jury and executioner on the spot, its best to use your wisdom and disfuse any situation as much as possible Often Police make rash decisions and also they go "with the flow" and make politically correct decisons, this means they often harass good people, ignore criminals, and are totally useless when you call them for help. You gotta learn how all Police act... They dont want their time wasted ( they should be having coffee and doughnuts!) They will do whatever all the local authority figures say is correct at the moment ( even if this means beating up an innocent citizen) and they will basically get away with anything no matter how much it steps on the peoples rights unless they get caught red handed by a video tape or authoritative witness ( like in the Rodney King case) This also applies to Security guards, Ive seen them beat the crap out of a patient because he didnt have any insurance and wanted to leave the emergncy room! Best policy is, stay as far away from Police as possible, and buy a gun and protect yourself, call 911 if you can but remember theyre probably gonna finish their coffee before they come ...

Corniest joke in the world.... Two cannibals are eating a clown and one cannibal says; “something taste funny about this clown.” Honorable mentions..... Why didn't the mom not let her twelve year old see Pirates of the Caribean? Becuase it was rated Arr!! What do you call the father of all corny jokes? Popcorn Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Why did Piglet go to the bath room? He was looking for Pooh. Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because it kept saying "Bach, bach, bach.

Thats an excellent summary, and if ANYTHING its putting it mildly....

~()~ A giraffe walks into a bar. "High balls are on me!" ~()~

An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it COULD happen!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before problems start!" Again, the man orders a beer again saying, "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Ah, now the problems start!"

A leprechaun walks into a bar. The bartender serves him and says, "That'll be $2.50." The leprechaun puts two dollar bills on the bar and starts walking away. The barkeep shouts, "You're a little short!"

I have been evaluating my marital status and my wifes ( 2nd wife) and her grown up daughter and have found that I am in fact now related to myself legally in a weird way. It has caused very few legal problems so far but personally it is VERY confusing. I decided to make a website about it to explain it and seek help from anyone who can help.....http://www.ziplo.com/grandpa.htm

Isn't it because the termite was thinking about EATING the bar and din't want the bartender to notice...?

I appreciate the exploration of suicide My Moms best friend did this... My Mom knew this lady for about 30 years! They were always best of friends. This lady said around 1960..."If Castro invades Florida I'll get my gun and shoot my family and myself" #1 Her husband died a few years ago #2 She moved in with her daughter in Arizona #3 She was miserable there so moved back to Florida #4 She was going blind from Macular Degeneration, and living alone in a nice condo #5 She was found having committed suicide with a small pistol that she owned I attended her wake last year.....I didnt say anything but have been troubled since I was raised a Catholic....

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said..."Hey, why the long face?"

Your gonna hate me for this one...... http://www.last.fm/music/Grateful+Dead/+vi.../+1-74sSeZ64N30

Yep I lived with Ross in our WOW house in Des Moines Iowa in 1980 or so. He was one funny guy! Also living with us in that house were Diane Mooncotch and Jane Cossaboon, and one other guy whose name I forget I look back fondly on those times, and looking back I would make my decisions about 100% differently Lol

I try and be loving and accepting to people with all kinds of belly buttons, be they innies or outies