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WordWolf

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  1. "I know we need the money, but... " "Listen! We're not just doing this for money!....We're doing it for a $H!T LOAD of money! " "Good. Well why don't we take a five minute break?" "Very good, Sir." "Smoke if you got'em."
  2. Richard Roundtree Shaft Samuel L. Jackson
  3. "I know we need the money, but... " "Listen! We're not just doing this for money!....We're doing it for a $H!T LOAD of money! "
  4. Those things were stretchy, and not actual body armor. If they'd made the effort, they could have stretched the costume and just had Alicia Silverstone in a really tight costume. Meanwhile, trying to think of the next movie...
  5. If it's the one from the movie, then that should be "FRED WARD." (No, I have no idea about any others who played The Destroyer.)
  6. "Be on the lookout" was a loudspeaker announcement. All the other lines were a single character- like Hawkeye, outraged that they couldn't get an incubator, because it was considered a luxury, like a jukebox or a pizza oven. "Oh, I can get you THOSE." - Supply officer. Blake was interested in getting the pizza oven when he heard that. SPOILER- (Radar traded the pizza oven for an incubator when it arrived.) Hawkeye raved about not having an incubator but being able to get the dying patient a pizza to go. The loudspeaker guy also made all the announcements about 5 O Clock Charlie. Frankly, I think it was his best episode. "AND HERE HE IS, FIVE O CLOCK CHARLIE, HIS AIRPLANE, AND HIS ASTIGMATISM!"
  7. That first one rings a bell, but I'm not remembering anything concrete yet.
  8. One episode had a thankful Greek platoon give a lamb to the 4077 to make for lunch. Radar was determined to get the thing to safety rather than be served for lunch. So he tricked Henry Blake into signing it's emergency hardship discharge papers. "Death in the family?" "Almost..." Radar shipped Private Charles Lamb to his family's farm in Iowa. (" You remember him- short, curly-haired guy." ) Attempts to get an incubator to speed up diagnoses- and save lives- took up an entire episode. The continual attempts for one bomber to hit ANYTHING in the camp- trying to hit the ammo dump- every 5pm provoked a round of betting on today's target for " 5 o clock Charlie." The food supply consisting of either liver or fish every single day eventually provoked Hawkeye into a major commotion in the Mess tent. Radar got hungry when the entire camp was pinned down by a sniper. He risked his life for the chance to make and eat a sandwich. Frank Burns once claimed he got those thank-you notes. Hawkeye once ordered that drink when their Officers Club was brand new. Hawkeye also tried to cheat at cards by telling an odd story that included his entire hand. Major Sidney Freedman-twice- said the silly rhyme about sliding on the ice when he left the camp. George's turn!
  9. Yes- the actors for his bff Cameron Frye, Principal Rooney and his gf Sloane Peterson.
  10. I think the title is "Maggie May". It's a Rod Stewart song.
  11. "This is gonna replace CD's soon; guess I'll have to buy The White Album again." "You see this? Huh?! N-Y-P-D! Means I will kNock Your Punkass Down!" "You here to make fun of me too? " No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in?¨ "Sure." "Did he say anything to you?¨ "Yeah, that the world is coming to an end." "Did he say when?" "So what do you think?¨ "Whew! Very interesting. She got a whole 'Queen of the Undead' thing going on...¨ "What about the body?¨ "Great body...´¨ "The dead body."
  12. PIANO MAN. Billy Joel says he no longer enters piano bars because the piano player will start playing this song if he sees him. Since this song was about Billy's time as a piano player in a piano bar, there's a certain irony to that. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, next song. ¨Sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent.¨
  13. PIANO MAN. Billy Joel says he no longer enters piano bars because the piano player will start playing this song if he sees him. Since this song was about Billy's time as a piano player in a piano bar, there's a certain irony to that.
  14. "In the meantime, be on the lookout for a male Caucasian lamb. He is unarmed, and considered to be delicious." "You have a fever of 109 stroke 10, you can't have an incubator but you can have a pizza to go, unless of course you go first." "Attention. Attention. One minute to Charlie. The betting book is now closed." "I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini. A very dry, arid, barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowl of a martini. I want a martini that could be declared a disaster area. Mix me just such a martini." "I've gotten "Thank you" notes from people I said I'd never see again." "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions!" "I'm reminded of a story, you've probably heard it. The king and queen of this country were playing golf with five clubs. Their son Jack remarked how strange it was that they only had two hearts between them. And just then his sister Little Deucey and her dog Tre started singing 'Four Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend,' whereupon the whole family beat her to death and buried her with two spades." "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice." "I have this peculiar metabolism. If I don't eat regularly, everything solid in my body turns to liquid. My shoes are full of water."
  15. I had the right show in mind, I just didn't remember its name. I remembered the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and the face-planting skier, and that's about it, but ¨Spanning the globe¨ helped trigger the right memory.
  16. ¨When I was younger, so much younger than today¨
  17. ........ Ah! ¨ABC WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS¨! Complete with the thrill of victory....and the agony of defeat. I suppose Vinko Bogotai was the skier who face-planted in the opening.
  18. "This is gonna replace CD's soon; guess I'll have to buy The White Album again." "You see this? Huh?! N-Y-P-D! Means I will kNock Your Punkass Down!"
  19. Try not to go crazy with EVERY possible spoiler, but otherwise go ahead.
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