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Ok,

I'm moving this along....

"Hey, old man, where did you get all this stuff?"

"The dead.

Our gods are pleased with you. They will watch the battle."

"Are they going to help?"

"No."

"Well, then tell them to stay out of the way."

"What is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

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Oh,

and before I lose my chance,

a word about the previous movie...

The best line that was cut from the movie is fairly well-known.

Mel Brooks has been asked to tell the story a number of times-and he's told it.

When Lily Von Schtupp is supposed to vamp Sheriff Bart, she says something

as she puts the lights out...

Lily: "Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted?

Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"

(deleted line)Bart: "You're sucking my arm!"

The shame is that nowadays they could air it, but the studio refused to let them

keep it back when. Mel Brooks met with a rep, was told that, and said "No problem"

or something to that effect.

He went back to the studio and said "They said it's fine-go ahead and shoot it."

Sadly, there doesnt seem to be a surviving copy anywhere of the footage...

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"How will I recognize him?"

"Tall, slim, and dark."

"So is my aunt. Anything distinctive about him?"

"You get as much pleasure out of killing as I do, so why don't you admit it?"

"I admit killing you would be a pleasure."

"Who'd want to put a contract on me?"

"Jealous husbands! Outraged chefs! Humiliated tailors! The list is endless!"

"A gun and a bag of peanuts, how original. What will they think of next?"

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"How will I recognize him?"

"Tall, slim, and dark."

"So is my aunt. Anything distinctive about him?"

"You get as much pleasure out of killing as I do, so why don't you admit it?"

"I admit killing you would be a pleasure."

"Who'd want to put a contract on me?"

"Jealous husbands! Outraged chefs! Humiliated tailors! The list is endless!"

"A gun and a bag of peanuts, how original. What will they think of next?"

"I may be small but I never forget!"

"Pistols at dawn; it's a little old-fashioned, isn't it?"

"That it is. But it remains the only true test for gentlemen."

"On that score, I doubt you qualify. However, I accept."

"One bullet against my six?"

"I only need one"

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The Man With the Golden Gun

I'm not sure, but I do believe this is a Bond flick.

Correct!

Roger Moore as James Bond, Christopher Lee as Scaramanga (the Man with the Golden Gun.)

Herve Villechaize as Nick-Nack (who is small but never forgets.)

The giveaway was Scaramanga's choice of a duel with Bond.

Scaramanga's gun only holds one bullet, which is enough if you don't miss...

Christopher Lee said once that he was glad they expanded the part. In the book, Scaramanga's

just an assassin, but in the movie, he became a classy villain.

Go, Raf!

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"The genius who created me only took care of my dashing good looks, my razor sharp wit and my irresistible attraction to the wrong women."

*****

"There is nothing amusing about the closing down of an amusement park."

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"Home is a place we all must find, child. It's not just a place where you eat or sleep. Home is knowing. Knowing your mind, knowing your heart, knowing your courage. If we know ourselves, we're always home, anywhere."

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