"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
I would have thought the Truffle Shuffle was the giveaway.
"The octopus was really scary."
****
"Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room. Brand, where're you going?"
"This is the men's room."
****
"Now, Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. I guess that's why it's always open."
(not a quote: the next person speaks in Spanish, supposedly translating what was just said above for Rosalita:"Never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's sexual torture devices."
"This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need - brooms, dust pans, insect spray... I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?"
[translation to Rosalita]"If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water."
"You are so fluent in Spanish. That was so nice of you."
"'Nice' is my middle name, Mrs. Walsh."
****
"Pants and shirts go in the... oh, forget about it. Just throw everything into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you really translate all that?"
"For sure, Mrs. Walsh. [in Spanish] The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs."
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Crimson Tide?
GeorgeStGeorge
I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
WordWolf
Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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Spider-man 2
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You got it. Chas was so close, I thought she'd try again.
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"Tell us everything! Everything!"
"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
"I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!"
****
"That's what I said, booty traps."
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"First you gotta do the truffle shuffle."
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Sounds like a Woody Allen-Chris Rock team-up!
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I would have thought the Truffle Shuffle was the giveaway.
"The octopus was really scary."
****
"Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room. Brand, where're you going?"
"This is the men's room."
****
"Now, Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. I guess that's why it's always open."
(not a quote: the next person speaks in Spanish, supposedly translating what was just said above for Rosalita:"Never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's sexual torture devices."
"This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need - brooms, dust pans, insect spray... I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?"
[translation to Rosalita]"If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water."
"You are so fluent in Spanish. That was so nice of you."
"'Nice' is my middle name, Mrs. Walsh."
****
"Pants and shirts go in the... oh, forget about it. Just throw everything into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you really translate all that?"
"For sure, Mrs. Walsh. [in Spanish] The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs."
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Goonies!
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I am sure it is correct so here is my quote:
"Oh darling. I'll count the hours that you're away...not the lips...I'm going to that party at nine, you'll smear my lipstick."
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"Batman"? (Michael Keaton version)
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Nothing to say about the taffeta?
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"Taffeta, darling."
"Taffeta, sweetheart."
"No, the dress is taffeta. It wrinkles so easily."
You're up, WW. :)
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Only if he says what the movie is...
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*howl*
"What was that?"
"Werewolf."
"Werewolf?"
'THERE."
"What?"
THERE WOLF.
THERE CASTLE."
"Why are you talking like that?"
"I thought you wanted me to."
"No, I don't.
Suit yourself. I'm easy."
It's "Young Frankenstein." (Or Frahnkensteen.)
The clothing comments were from when the Doctor left by train for Transylvania.
His fiancee was very particular about his goodbye.
(IMHO, Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles should be on the required list for
viewing for all-time funniest comedies.)
I had wanted to give a decent shot in case someone else checked in and recognized
the quote.
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I hope nobody will mind if I post the next one without waiting for confirmation...
"The problem is, I feel responsible for her self-nullifying behavior."
""Turn it off, man! Turn it off! It's sucking my will to live!"
"I mean, Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everyone liked. They left that to the Bee Gees."
""Guys! Wait up! I fell on my keys!"
"I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night.
Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic,
yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder?"
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"The problem is, I feel responsible for her self-nullifying behavior."
""Turn it off, man! Turn it off! It's sucking my will to live!"
"I mean, Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everyone liked. They left that to the Bee Gees."
""Guys! Wait up! I fell on my keys!"
"I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night.
Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic,
yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder?"
"...marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
" Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors.
The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century."
"I'm not evil-I'm just good looking."
"Anything wrong, Davy?"
"Yeah, I got paid today."
"Yeah, I know what that's like."
"No. You don't understand. They laid me off. I got one of these."
"Yeah, I know how that feels."
"Know what I'd like to do?"
"Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it,
rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies."
"Actually, I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union."
"Well, the world's a twisted place."
"Did you know that if you stab a man in the dead of winter you can see steam rising out of him?
The Indians though it was his soul escaping from his body."
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"Wayne's World"?
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Right!
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Here's where the quotes were:
"The problem is, I feel responsible for her self-nullifying behavior."
Wayne, speaking in Cantonese, to Cassandra. He was a beginner, but somehow he was able
to put together sentences like that one.
""Turn it off, man! Turn it off! It's sucking my will to live!"
Garth, trying to get free of the invention, the Suck-Cut.
(Ever notice the Flowbee was the same invention, and that was sold to people?)
"I mean, Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everyone liked. They left that to the Bee Gees."
Wayne talking about selling out.
""Guys! Wait up! I fell on my keys!"
Garth, when they were sneaking, and Garth slipped.
"I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night.
Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic,
yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder?"
Ed O'Neill plays this great role as the manager of that donut shop and hangout.
"...marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
Garth asked if Wayne was going to marry Cassandra.
" Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors.
The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century."
Rocker Alice Cooper in his dressing room after the show in Milwaukee.
"I'm not evil-I'm just good looking."
Alice Cooper, the opening line to his song, "Feed My Frankenstein."
"Anything wrong, Davy?"
"Yeah, I got paid today."
"Yeah, I know what that's like."
"No. You don't understand. They laid me off. I got one of these."
"Yeah, I know how that feels."
"Know what I'd like to do?"
"Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it,
rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies."
"Actually, I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union."
"Well, the world's a twisted place."
Ed O'Neill's character again.
"Did you know that if you stab a man in the dead of winter you can see steam rising out of him?
The Indians though it was his soul escaping from his body."
And again.
My next quote was going to be
"Benjamin is no one's friend.
If Benjamin were an ice cream flavour,
he would be 'Pralines and D**k.' "
Your turn.
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Hoping I haven't done this one already...
"Hi! I'm Plenty!"
"Of course you are."
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"Hi, I'm Plenty!"
"Of course you are."
"No! That's my name -- Plenty O'Toole."
"Named after your father, perhaps?"
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"That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve."
"I don't dress for the hired help. Let's see your passport, Franks."
"Occupation: Transport Consultant? It's a little cute isn't it? I'll finish dressing."
"Oh, please don't, not on my account."
"Hi, I'm Plenty!"
"Of course you are."
"No! That's my name -- Plenty O'Toole."
"Named after your father, perhaps?"
George
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Obviously a James Bond flick, complete with traditional female character's trick name.
It's possible it's a spoof, but, say, Austin Powers doesn't reply with James Bond's slick responses.
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Definitely on the right track...
"The scorpion."
"One of nature's finest killers, Mr. Wint."
"One is never too old to learn from a master, Mr. Kidd."
"That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve."
"I don't dress for the hired help. Let's see your passport, Franks."
"Occupation: Transport Consultant? It's a little cute isn't it? I'll finish dressing."
"Oh, please don't, not on my account."
"Hi, I'm Plenty!"
"Of course you are."
"No! That's my name -- Plenty O'Toole."
"Named after your father, perhaps?"
George
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"Weren't you a blonde when I came in?"
"Could be."
"I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette."
"Which do you prefer?"
"Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match..."
"The scorpion."
"One of nature's finest killers, Mr. Wint."
"One is never too old to learn from a master, Mr. Kidd."
"That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve."
"I don't dress for the hired help. Let's see your passport, Franks."
"Occupation: Transport Consultant? It's a little cute isn't it? I'll finish dressing."
"Oh, please don't, not on my account."
"Hi, I'm Plenty!"
"Of course you are."
"No! That's my name -- Plenty O'Toole."
"Named after your father, perhaps?"
George
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"I give up. I know they're in the body, but where?
"Alimentary, my dear Leiter..."
"Weren't you a blonde when I came in?"
"Could be."
"I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette."
"Which do you prefer?"
"Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match..."
"The scorpion."
"One of nature's finest killers, Mr. Wint."
"One is never too old to learn from a master, Mr. Kidd."
"That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve."
"I don't dress for the hired help. Let's see your passport, Franks."
"Occupation: Transport Consultant? It's a little cute isn't it? I'll finish dressing."
"Oh, please don't, not on my account."
"Hi, I'm Plenty!"
"Of course you are."
"No! That's my name -- Plenty O'Toole."
"Named after your father, perhaps?"
George
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