"You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now."
Capt. Harrison Love taunts Zorro (Alejandro Murrieta). Earlier in the movie, Love had Murrieta's brother (Joaquin) surrounded. The brother shot himself rather than submit to the execution he knew was coming. Interesting historical fact: There really was a Joaquin Murrieta, and he really was a thief. And he really was killed by Capt. Harry Love.
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"The lady and I were trying to dance."
"You were trying. She was succeeding."
"Don Alejandro" cuts in on a dance between Love and Elena Montero (de la Vega, though she doesn't know it).
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"I would have killed him."
"No, not today. He is trained to kill. You seem trained to drink. Oh, yes, my friend, you would have fought very bravely, and died very quickly..."
"I've never lost a fight."
"Except to a crippled old man just now."
Brilliant exchange at the initial meeting of Diego de la Vega and the very drunk Alejandro, who was ill-advisedly charging toward Love until Diego stopped him.
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"I have broken the fourth commandment, padre."
"You killed somebody?"
"No, that is not the fourth commandment."
"Of course not. Tell me, in what way did you break the most sacred of commandments."
"I dishonored my father."
"That is not so bad. Maybe your father deserved it."
"What?"
"I said, tell me more, my child."
Alejandro hides out in a confessional booth, unaware that Elena is waiting to make a confession. She figures he's the priest, so she starts confessing.
Well, I haven't seen it, but Raf's interjection, along with the calibre of humor in the clues, compels me to guess "Beavis and Butthead do America." (or whatever it was called).
Well, I haven't seen it, but Raf's interjection, along with the calibre of humor in the clues, compels me to guess "Beavis and Butthead do America." (or whatever it was called).
George
Correct!
I particularly like that there's a few quotes that say what fine young gentlemen they are....
"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"
"Can you bring me the gun of Rambo?"
"Part One, Two, or Three?"
"I've only seen Part One."
"The first and most important rule of gun-running is: Never get shot with your own merchandise."
"The second rule of gun-running is always ensure you have a foolproof way of getting paid."
"Back then, I didn't sell to Osama Bin Laden. Not because of moral reasons, but because he was always bouncing checks."
"They say, 'Evil prevails when good men fail to act.' What they ought to say is, 'Evil prevails.'"
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Crimson Tide?
GeorgeStGeorge
I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
WordWolf
Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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Really, this could only be one movie, right?
Especially after you said "recent." I thought maybe Mystery Men, but that's not recent.
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"You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now."
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Right. The shark-tossing scene was hysterical!
See you in a week.
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"You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now."
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"You were trying. She was succeeding."
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"You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now."
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"The lady and I were trying to dance."
"You were trying. She was succeeding."
***
"I would have killed him."
"No, not today. He is trained to kill. You seem trained to drink. Oh, yes, my friend, you would have fought very bravely, and died very quickly..."
"I've never lost a fight."
"Except to a crippled old man just now."
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"You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now."
***
"The lady and I were trying to dance."
"You were trying. She was succeeding."
***
"I would have killed him."
"No, not today. He is trained to kill. You seem trained to drink. Oh, yes, my friend, you would have fought very bravely, and died very quickly..."
"I've never lost a fight."
"Except to a crippled old man just now."
***
"I have broken the fourth commandment, padre."
"You killed somebody?"
"No, that is not the fourth commandment."
"Of course not. Tell me, in what way did you break the most sacred of commandments."
"I dishonored my father."
"That is not so bad. Maybe your father deserved it."
"What?"
"I said, tell me more, my child."
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Should I take it?
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Could SOMEone?
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does this movie also have the lines:
Do you know how to use that thing?
Of course! The pointy end goes into the other man.
..just wondering..
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:)
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It's "THE MASK OF ZORRO."
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"You're doing well. Your brother would have shot himself by now."
Capt. Harrison Love taunts Zorro (Alejandro Murrieta). Earlier in the movie, Love had Murrieta's brother (Joaquin) surrounded. The brother shot himself rather than submit to the execution he knew was coming. Interesting historical fact: There really was a Joaquin Murrieta, and he really was a thief. And he really was killed by Capt. Harry Love.
***
"The lady and I were trying to dance."
"You were trying. She was succeeding."
"Don Alejandro" cuts in on a dance between Love and Elena Montero (de la Vega, though she doesn't know it).
***
"I would have killed him."
"No, not today. He is trained to kill. You seem trained to drink. Oh, yes, my friend, you would have fought very bravely, and died very quickly..."
"I've never lost a fight."
"Except to a crippled old man just now."
Brilliant exchange at the initial meeting of Diego de la Vega and the very drunk Alejandro, who was ill-advisedly charging toward Love until Diego stopped him.
***
"I have broken the fourth commandment, padre."
"You killed somebody?"
"No, that is not the fourth commandment."
"Of course not. Tell me, in what way did you break the most sacred of commandments."
"I dishonored my father."
"That is not so bad. Maybe your father deserved it."
"What?"
"I said, tell me more, my child."
Alejandro hides out in a confessional booth, unaware that Elena is waiting to make a confession. She figures he's the priest, so she starts confessing.
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Actually, I remembered "You were trying, she was succeeding."
That and "Pointy end goes into the other guy" are the quotes I can rattle off from it.
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Ok, next movie.
"You exemplify a fine new crop of young Americans who will grow into the leaders of this great country."
" This desert is stupid. They should put a drinking fountain out here. "
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"You exemplify a fine new crop of young Americans who will grow into the leaders of this great country."
" This desert is stupid. They should put a drinking fountain out here. "
"Hey Baby. Are we gonna do it?"
"You have 2 seconds."
"Uh, is that gonna be enough time?"
" I'm sorry, how many Hail-Marys?"
"A thousand! And I want you to hit yourself! Right now!"
"Um, now?"
"Yes, do it!"
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"You exemplify a fine new crop of young Americans who will grow into the leaders of this great country."
" This desert is stupid. They should put a drinking fountain out here. "
"Hey Baby. Are we gonna do it?"
"You have 2 seconds."
"Uh, is that gonna be enough time?"
" I'm sorry, how many Hail-Marys?"
"A thousand! And I want you to hit yourself! Right now!"
"Um, now?"
"Yes, do it!"
"Agent Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search! I'm talking Roto-Rooter! Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth!"
"Are you threatening ME?"
"It's so nice to meet young men who are so well-mannered."
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huh huh huh huh huh huh huh.
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Well, I haven't seen it, but Raf's interjection, along with the calibre of humor in the clues, compels me to guess "Beavis and Butthead do America." (or whatever it was called).
George
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Correct!
I particularly like that there's a few quotes that say what fine young gentlemen they are....
Go, George.
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"The first and most important rule of gun-running is: Never get shot with your own merchandise."
"The second rule of gun-running is always ensure you have a foolproof way of getting paid."
"Back then, I didn't sell to Osama Bin Laden. Not because of moral reasons, but because he was always bouncing checks."
"They say, 'Evil prevails when good men fail to act.' What they ought to say is, 'Evil prevails.'"
George
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"There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"
"Can you bring me the gun of Rambo?"
"Part One, Two, or Three?"
"I've only seen Part One."
"The first and most important rule of gun-running is: Never get shot with your own merchandise."
"The second rule of gun-running is always ensure you have a foolproof way of getting paid."
"Back then, I didn't sell to Osama Bin Laden. Not because of moral reasons, but because he was always bouncing checks."
"They say, 'Evil prevails when good men fail to act.' What they ought to say is, 'Evil prevails.'"
George
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Ok, I'm done waiting.
These are from "Lord of War."
(Actually, they say 'warlord'.)
(Thank you, but I prefer it my way.)
That movie has a LOT of quotable quotes.
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Go ahead, Wolf of Word. ;)
George
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Next movie.
"It's amusing that the roast beef is the same price as an Oldsmobile."
"I love you too... Rosenthal."
"A man should be treated better than his luggage."
"Yeah, well, my luggage was sucked out the door. Luckily my radio is frozen to my wrist."
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"It's amusing that the roast beef is the same price as an Oldsmobile."
"I love you too... Rosenthal."
"A man should be treated better than his luggage."
"Yeah, well, my luggage was sucked out the door. Luckily my radio is frozen to my wrist."
"You're a phony. You're a phony. Yes, you are! And you know what, you can't even sing. Your voice was dubbed."
" What are you doing here?"
"A very brief cameo."
"Me too."
"Maybe we could jump PARTWAY."
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