Fletcher: [indicating with his hands] Right there!
Motorpool Guy: OH... That was already there.
Fletcher: You - -LIAR! You know what I am going to do about this?
Motorpool Guy: what?
Fletcher: Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably won't show up and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway; so what I am going to do is .... and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!
Motorpool Guy: [tossing the keys to Fletcher] You've been here before haven't ya?
"Do you mean to tell me that you will not make Attorney General if I make the ol' Parmigan?"
"No, that's not what I'm saying; but with your ex-husband on the loose, we're safer with Chicken Pepperoni!"
"I'll make it! Only don't drive me crazy!"
"I'm not driving you crazy!"
"Yes you are! Anyone who forces me to make chicken pepperoni is driving me crazy....and YOU are driving me crazy!"
"He was under the bed, wasn't he?"
"I tried to tell you but you didn't want to talk about it!"
"Glenda, saying a man is under the bed while we're making love isn't exactly talking about it. Instead of wasting all that time crying, you could've pointed to it, I would have been midly curious!"
"I think the three of us make a wonderful pair."
"Mrs. Parks."
"WHAT!"
"Don't snap at me."
"I'm sorry, I have a headache through my entire body."
"Chester. You just went through a stop sign."
"I can't help it. I don't like to read when I drive."
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Flow7
Crimson Tide?
GeorgeStGeorge
I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
WordWolf
Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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Flow7
I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
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Flow7
.....still more:
A:I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
B: I wonder, did your friend smile at his own death?
A: You must know. He was your father.
B: You loved my father, I know. But so did I. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? Smile for me now, brother.
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Human without the bean
For its content only I'd say No Country For Old Men? Not really sure.
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Trefor Heywood
There is something in the back of my mind about some kind of Roman epic...
The Fall of the Roman Empire?
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Flow7
Almost, but not there yet. More clues later....
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Human without the bean
why not now? It's better than later.
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Flow7
Cuz now has already passed and is in the past - it is also now later than now....
A:He enters Rome like a conquering hero. But what has he conquered?
B: Give him time, Gracchus. He's young, he may do very well.
A: For Rome? Or for you?
A: I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
B: I wonder, did your friend smile at his own death?
A: You must know. He was your father.
B: You loved my father, I know. But so did I. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? Smile for me now, brother.
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GeorgeStGeorge
"Gladiator"?
George
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Flow7
But, Of course!
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Trefor Heywood
Darn and yes I was so close - the plots are very similar!
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GeorgeStGeorge
1 "Say Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?"
2 "Whooooaaaaaaa!"
3 "Well, we could use another wine steward."
1 "I got a great corkscrew!"
2 "Whoooaaaaaaa!"
1 "Damn, this a hip crowd!"
"Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!"
"It is said that the people are revolting."
"You said it! They stink on ice!"
George
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Jbarrax
History of the World, Part One.
(one of my favorite Mel Brooks comedies, btw) :-)
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GeorgeStGeorge
Correct.
George
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Jbarrax
Fletcher:You scratched my car!
Motorpool Guy: Where?
Fletcher: [indicating with his hands] Right there!
Motorpool Guy: OH... That was already there.
Fletcher: You - -LIAR! You know what I am going to do about this?
Motorpool Guy: what?
Fletcher: Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably won't show up and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway; so what I am going to do is .... and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!
Motorpool Guy: [tossing the keys to Fletcher] You've been here before haven't ya?
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GeorgeStGeorge
"Fletch"?
George
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Jbarrax
Nope. There's a clue in the quote; a reference to the film title.
Here are a few more quotes.
Miranda: Ummm that was incredible. Was it good for you?
Fletcher: I've had better.
Coworker:How's it hangin' Fletcher?
Fletcher: Short, shriveled and always to the left.
Judge Stevens: Mr. Reede, one more word out of you, and I will hold you in contempt!
Fletcher: I hold myself in contempt! Why should you be any different?
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GeorgeStGeorge
Ah.
"Liar, Liar"
George
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Jbarrax
Yep. :-)
You're up.
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GeorgeStGeorge
This might be a bit tougher.
"I think the three of us make a wonderful pair."
"Mrs. Parks."
"WHAT!"
"Don't snap at me."
"I'm sorry, I have a headache through my entire body."
"Chester. You just went through a stop sign."
"I can't help it. I don't like to read when I drive."
George
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Human without the bean
Guess, Oh God?
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GeorgeStGeorge
No.
"Do you mean to tell me that you will not make Attorney General if I make the ol' Parmigan?"
"No, that's not what I'm saying; but with your ex-husband on the loose, we're safer with Chicken Pepperoni!"
"I'll make it! Only don't drive me crazy!"
"I'm not driving you crazy!"
"Yes you are! Anyone who forces me to make chicken pepperoni is driving me crazy....and YOU are driving me crazy!"
"He was under the bed, wasn't he?"
"I tried to tell you but you didn't want to talk about it!"
"Glenda, saying a man is under the bed while we're making love isn't exactly talking about it. Instead of wasting all that time crying, you could've pointed to it, I would have been midly curious!"
"I think the three of us make a wonderful pair."
"Mrs. Parks."
"WHAT!"
"Don't snap at me."
"I'm sorry, I have a headache through my entire body."
"Chester. You just went through a stop sign."
"I can't help it. I don't like to read when I drive."
George
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Jbarrax
I am quite sure that I have NEVER seen this movie. :-)
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Human without the bean
Yuh Think? :wacko:
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GeorgeStGeorge
You might have. It was a 1980 comedy starring several big names (at the time).
George
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