AT LAST! How God REALLY works!

[sprawled out]

[GarthP2000]

So THAT explains it all!. ..... GOD IS A CORPORATION!!! :ph34r:

Looking forward to seeing the whole series.

[Belle]

I knew it!!

Hope the porkypotamus makes it!

[Ham]

Naw, God is a committee.

Somebody here would have to really, really want to know how I came up with this

:biglaugh:

Then I still don't know if I'd post it

:biglaugh:

Edited January 8, 2007 by Mr. Hammeroni

[sprawled out]

Naw, God is a committee.

Somebody here would have to really, really want to know how I came up with this

the platypus is all the proof you need

[dmiller]

A bottom feeding mammal, that lays eggs.

[Ham]

Well yeah.. but also has fur, and webbed feet, not to mention has a bill :)

Edited January 9, 2007 by Mr. Hammeroni

[johniam]

Hmm. So God does disasters, but not diseases?

[GarthP2000]

... Hey! What can we say. ... God specializes in disasters. Maybe diseases isn't in His job description.

[Ham]

It could be said that "miracles" are disasters brought to perfection..

anybody who sees the process my school research papers go through would agree.

[krys]

He does diseases! They are a sub-set of disasters most of the time.

[T-Bone]

I knew it!!

Hope the porkypotamus makes it!

If that would have been me meeting those people – I would have asked, “Who came up with the Chihuahua?”…And then I’d look ’em right in the eye and ask, “Why?”

[sprawled out]

If that would have been me meeting those people – I would have asked, “Who came up with the Chihuahua?”…And then I’d look ’em right in the eye and ask, “Why?”

maybe you'll get your chance, t-bone! (i'm sure it'll be a welcome break for them, after hearing "Why is there evil in the world?" like 50 gazillion times.)

[Belle]

LMAO, T-Bone and Sprawled Out! LMAO!!