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Being on-call and other misadventures


T-Bone
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After a merger of five companies:

American Airlines

 Alcoholics Anonymous

 AAA Insurance

 AAAA size batteries

 AAAAA Inc. Commercial Equipment Wholesaler

They finally settled on a company logo

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T-Bone, you could have a fantastic job putting together humorous greetings cards for Hallmark.

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Thanks, Twinky but I’ve chosen the simple life of ministering to the bored souls of Grease Spot…it’s a silly job but someone may take it seriously. :rolleyes:

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It was the best of times.

It was the worst of times. 

2 x 2 = 4 

45.62 x 2 = maybe something a little stronger than 90

 

 

Where’s one of those mathletes of the spirit when you need one? :wink2:

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Journal entry March 20th, 2023, in this day and time and hour:

I had that weird dream again.

It’s 11:45 PM. I’m a grease spot on the shirt of a cult-leader.

He’s looking at me and wondering how he’s going to get me out.

Just for spite I’m going to stay put.

Hopefully others will notice me and think this guy is a real pig.

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Tired of paying exorbitant monthly rates for a cell phone you hardly use?

Now there’s Pay-as-you-go cell phone!

It’s as convenient to use as carrying pocket change.

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