The Moonies own Entaments baked goods and they put a drug in there food that makes you
a) want to become a moonie
b) turn you away from TWI.
Glow-ry!
Do you mean Entenmann's? Actually, I don't know how to spell it either. If so, I would say that it doesn't work because they are very popular in my family, who are still in TWI.
The Moonies actually do own the Washington Times. Reading it makes you stupid.
The Moonies actually do own the Washington Times. Reading it makes you stupid.
In a speech on the twentieth anniversary of the founding of the Washington Times, Moon explained his motivation behind establishing the paper. "I founded The Washington Times as an expression of my love for America and to fulfill the Will of God, who seeks to establish America in His Providence," he said.
"In the context of God's Will, there needed to be a newspaper that had the philosophical and ideological foundation to encourage and enlighten the people and leaders of America," he explained.
So, it looks like Moon did get the "Word Over the World."
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Twinky
Eye don't quite see this. Eye don't think VPW did either. Or maybe he didn't try putting castor oil in his cancerous eye.
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Variation on a theme:
VP had just recently discovered that God's Word is God's will.
He believed The Word about salvation,
With greediness he was filled.
His life was full of lust, gybes, p1ss,
Yes, he'd been saved by grace.
But he had an opportunity,
A malignant growth, a sore upon his face.
VP had been reading in The Word
How in old, elders anointing with oil
And he knew some of that oil
Would heal his cancerous boil.
He went down to the drugstore
And he said to the clerk,
"I want to buy some oil to get a job done.
I know it'll work."
"What kind of oil do you require?
3-in-1, olive, camphor, flax
or is it castor you desire?"
VP replied, " I don't guess it matters what brand or kind."
"Just give me some of that castor oil kind."
VP went straight home,
The bottle of castor oil he uncapped,
Stood before the mirror,
Rubbed the castor oil on his face with a gentle pat.
"Lord", he said, "I'm doing the best I can."
"If you'll do your best, I know that I'll be healed."
I 'spose you're wondering what happened to VP
And that cancer sore.
VP's eye did badly
And he doesn't have his eye anymore.
VP learned something
A lot of us seem to forget.
Believe God, do the best you can
And SEE YOUR DOC AS WELL!
(edited cos I obviously used a rude word, lol)
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OldSkool
It's also the reason people developed ExTenze...lol
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The Moonies actually do own the Washington Times. Reading it makes you stupid.
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In a speech on the twentieth anniversary of the founding of the Washington Times, Moon explained his motivation behind establishing the paper. "I founded The Washington Times as an expression of my love for America and to fulfill the Will of God, who seeks to establish America in His Providence," he said.
"In the context of God's Will, there needed to be a newspaper that had the philosophical and ideological foundation to encourage and enlighten the people and leaders of America," he explained.
So, it looks like Moon did get the "Word Over the World."
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