If your parents encouraged you to talk to strangers when you were growing up and took you to Wal-Mart to show you how........................you might be in a cult.
some guy who brags he has not needed a new tooth brush in five years is Gods blessing, tells you going to this class is much more important than finishing any other plan you may have for your life.
if you (as a lady) ever heard Carly Simon (or whoever sang this song) "You make me feel like a NATURAL WOMAN" -- and then said -- "Wow -- what an insult!"
If a guy with a big forehead yells obscenities at you for over an hour, and you think that it means God is really working in him to inspire you......... You might be in a cult.
If you are not content with the meaning of a sentence like, "Jesus wept" and have to convert it to a fifty paragraph paper that takes ten hours of Sunday evenings to explain to everyone else ......... You might be in a cult.
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igotout
If you get up everyday at 5am and study anything for an hour other than a college test..........................you might be in a cult.
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If your parents encouraged you to talk to strangers when you were growing up and took you to Wal-Mart to show you how........................you might be in a cult.
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If your last ten consecutive vacations involved sleeping on the ground in an isolated farm in Ohio.........................you might be in a cult.
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If you often hear people you talk to say, "But I didn't sneeze!!"
..........................you might be in a cult.
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If you've joined anything that has the word Disciple in it
.......................... you might be in a cult.
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If you have literally camped in Canaan's Land
..........................you might be in a cult.
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If you didn't buy that house on the beach 15 years ago for $25,000 because you didn't want to go in debt
..........................you might be in a cult.
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If you think Eve and the Devil almost became the first gay married couple
..........................you might be in a cult.
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Tom Strange
HegotHope, these are pretty good! I think you may have a future in stand up!
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dmiller
Jeff Foxworthy -- MOVE ON OVER!
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some guy who brags he has not needed a new tooth brush in five years is Gods blessing, tells you going to this class is much more important than finishing any other plan you may have for your life.
and you believe him. you might be in a cult.
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igotout
If you refer to your family and relatives as "earthly"
............ you might be in a cult.
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Jim
igotout, you're a hard act to follow, but I gotta give it a shot...
You Might Be In A Cult If........
You ever put on a suit to listen to a phone call.
You think a Twig Hopper sounds more like a motorcycle than an insect.
The word "tick" reminds you of a dog instead of something on a dog.
You think The River Jordan is in Ohio.
You've considered feeding millet to human beings.
You've ever wondered where 15 years of your life and tens of thousands of your dollars went.
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Oakspear
If you ever thought that a bench-warming ex-college football player was the "man of God"....you might be in a cult
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God
Hi All
If you begin to ask question to leadership
..........................don't worry your not in a cult anymore.
with love Roy
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dmiller
if you (as a lady) ever heard Carly Simon (or whoever sang this song) "You make me feel like a NATURAL WOMAN" -- and then said -- "Wow -- what an insult!"
----you might be in a cult.
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templelady
If you thought that cleaning someone elses filthy house against you will would find you favor in God's eyes
You might be in a cult
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GrouchoMarxJr
You might be in a cult if...
1-You burned your record collection in a fire.
2-You find yourself saying the same words over and over...just like everybody else around you.
3-You have an associates degree in practical theology, but wash windows for a living.
4-You become adept at glancing at nametags without anyone noticing.
5-All your old friends avoid you like the plague
6-You wonder why you're one of the chosen one's to "really" know the truth
7-You find yourself standing up at meetings shouting out a prayer at the top of your voice
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Flay Minion
If you can turn love on and off like a light switch and think that's normal
You might be in a cult
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Flay Minion
If you can live with someone for five years and forget they ever existed in a day because they're going to the wrong church
You just might be in a cult
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templelady
If you are told that "you lack meekness" and your only response to your accuser is to weep and try to do better REPEATEDLY ....
YOu might be in a cult
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Mister P-Mosh
If a guy with a big forehead yells obscenities at you for over an hour, and you think that it means God is really working in him to inspire you......... You might be in a cult.
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If you are not content with the meaning of a sentence like, "Jesus wept" and have to convert it to a fifty paragraph paper that takes ten hours of Sunday evenings to explain to everyone else ......... You might be in a cult.
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