He could divy up whatever they have left to some deserving folks. You know, maybe a middle-aged, balding remodeling contractor who needs a long vacation in Nepal. Somebody who needs to spend a little time trekking in the Himalayas before he's too old and creaky to do it anymore...
Good suggestions made by all...however, my pick is Scott Peterson. He has those boyish good looks and the same moral and sexual proclivities as former twi presidents...
Fax me some C.V.s to look at and lets invite some interviews.
Unless the Current BOT can show some
valid credentials, we won't invite them for interviews.
Although Rosie and Harvey do seem to have the inside track currently, they are lacking true leadership ability and there are too many known and unknown skeletons in their closets.
He could divy up whatever they have left to some deserving folks. You know, maybe a middle-aged, balding remodeling contractor who needs a long vacation in Nepal. Somebody who needs to spend a little time trekking in the Himalayas before he's too old and creaky to do it anymore...
heh heh heh -- that *middle-aged, balding remodeling contractor* wouldn't be anyone WE know, would it??? :D-->
The IRS is immediately what came to mind before I even clicked on this thread. :D-->
I do like the idea of a probate attorney though even more George, great idea!
If I have to pick an original candidate, mine is Paw. That way, TWI's own cash (which is really our cash too) can pay for GSC to continue to help dig those poor lost souls out of hell. Think of the extra material we could post! All of the legal stuff from over the years? Wowzer! Paw would have to buy some big computers to handle the traffic load.
I nominate PJ Roberge as president, Paw as vice-president, Karl Kahler as secretary-treasurer, Raf in charge of the research dept, dmiller in charge of the Corps. Ron Lopez in charge of Way Productions, exie in charge of the trunk since she can communicate fast and furious, Doug McMullan in charge of grounds, and the rest of Grease Spot taking over all other activities.
What would happen?...PJ Roberge would file a lawsuit against somebody, Paw would walk off in disgust, Karl would get drunk and laugh his foot off, Raf would get Mike as his assistant and then sneak out the back door, dmiller would decline the job and give it to Garth, Ron would call Ted F back and we would all be grooooovy Christians again, Exie would impliment the policy that all ordained clergy must become eunichs, ;)--> ...and Doug, he'd be tearing down all the fences surrounding the property...As for me, I'd be getting drunk with Karl.
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Ham
Serious answers are also welcome.
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dmiller
The IRS.
twi would shut down in a minute.
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Linda Z
They need someone nice, like Mr. Rogers, but alas, he died.
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The IRS............GUFFAW!
Perfect
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Jim
Donald Rumsfeld.
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Steve Swenton
Holy Smoke, Jim.
Rumsfeld WOULD kick their a$$ now wouldn't he?
I second the nomination!
Steve.
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George Aar
I'd go for a good probate attorney.
He could divy up whatever they have left to some deserving folks. You know, maybe a middle-aged, balding remodeling contractor who needs a long vacation in Nepal. Somebody who needs to spend a little time trekking in the Himalayas before he's too old and creaky to do it anymore...
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Good suggestions made by all...however, my pick is Scott Peterson. He has those boyish good looks and the same moral and sexual proclivities as former twi presidents...
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fortunateone
Fax me some C.V.s to look at and lets invite some interviews.
Unless the Current BOT can show some
valid credentials, we won't invite them for interviews.
Although Rosie and Harvey do seem to have the inside track currently, they are lacking true leadership ability and there are too many known and unknown skeletons in their closets.
Head hunters should seek new candidates with a
willingness to take on the challenges associated
legal problems.
They should have good
people and God comunication skills.
A new grad or Way disciple might prove capable
in this regard.
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Ham
Looks like I hit the right kind of nerve with this one! George, I think you may get the grand prize- "probate attourney" heh heh.
Uncle H, Scott may be a good choice, but I think he remind him too much of ole Loy. Even they had to say enough is enough..
Who knows DMiller, maybe the IRS may be in charge of the outfit in the not-too -distant future anyway..
Now, Donald Rumsfeld! There's an idea..
Linda, sadly, that really is what they need. Even if they could find somebody of that caliber of niceness, he probably wouldn't last a week.
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And for Rosie, I think she would need quite a healthy dose of pixie dust. Probably immune though..
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heh heh heh -- that *middle-aged, balding remodeling contractor* wouldn't be anyone WE know, would it???
:D-->
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The IRS is immediately what came to mind before I even clicked on this thread.
:D-->
I do like the idea of a probate attorney though even more George, great idea!
If I have to pick an original candidate, mine is Paw. That way, TWI's own cash (which is really our cash too) can pay for GSC to continue to help dig those poor lost souls out of hell. Think of the extra material we could post! All of the legal stuff from over the years? Wowzer! Paw would have to buy some big computers to handle the traffic load.
JT
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Belle
The perfect BOD:
Paw
IRS
Probate Atty
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I nominate PJ Roberge as president, Paw as vice-president, Karl Kahler as secretary-treasurer, Raf in charge of the research dept, dmiller in charge of the Corps. Ron Lopez in charge of Way Productions, exie in charge of the trunk since she can communicate fast and furious, Doug McMullan in charge of grounds, and the rest of Grease Spot taking over all other activities.
I wonder what would happen then.
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JustThinking
I want to be a greeter! Oh wait, this is Way-Mart, not Wal-mart. Oops.
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What would happen?...PJ Roberge would file a lawsuit against somebody, Paw would walk off in disgust, Karl would get drunk and laugh his foot off, Raf would get Mike as his assistant and then sneak out the back door, dmiller would decline the job and give it to Garth, Ron would call Ted F back and we would all be grooooovy Christians again, Exie would impliment the policy that all ordained clergy must become eunichs,
;)--> ...and Doug, he'd be tearing down all the fences surrounding the property...As for me, I'd be getting drunk with Karl. 
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Also...I think we should revive the ROA and put SongRemainsTheSame in charge of it...
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Belle
ROFLMAO!
I'd like to hang out with you and Karl, UH...Unless Song happens to be doing something more interesting.
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