my sister's best friend is the tracker's sister-in-law. saw her at a family party a little while back. we had a nice talk about the way ministry as well as the pine barrens. that family has issssssssues, well i guess i mean the tracker family and the way family ;)-->
just wanted to get this all nine all the time tread back on top.
LEAD: anacronym used by any cult-like gathering referring to their "learn to trust God" daliances; a program by which people are known to exhibit complete disregard to their own common sense.
Recounting my 1st LEAD trip (from HQ):
Dropped off at I-75 near Sidney at 7am. Got ride with somewhat "normal" guy who dropped us off on I-70 in Indy.
Got ride outta Indy west to East St. Louis (home of the nicest people on earth) with an older gentleman with a penchant for child pornography (too bad Simon wasn't there, he could have talked in terms of the other man's interest; very important according to Dale Carnegie). Since my wife wasn't too keen on sharing the man's enthusiam with said topic (if you're gonna BE enthusiastic, you gotta ACT enthusiastic!!), we opted to excersize our believing for God to get us another ride from there, even though, that he was only going to St.Louis, he was willing (and able) to take us MUCH further (whether in the body or out of the body, only God knoweth).
So, from there, we got picked up by an older lady, who took us as far as OK city which proved to be fairly uneventful.
But God would pull through again, this time from OK city to Amarillo by a drunken Indian Squaw (seeing it was but the third hour of the day) and her tribe of kiddies, in an old pick em' up truck, which we were blessed to ride in the back of.
Isn't God wonderful??!!!
Well, from there we were picked up by another (heteros - of a different KIND) trucker, who set the world's record of rattlesnakes killed by vehicular tire treading, and promptly unloaded there at a picnic table near the road leading up the mountain to the LEAD house.
All with PLENTY of minutes to spare, just enough to catch a cat-nap before Way Transportation picked us up, whisking us off to the learning adventure ahead up the mountainside.
The ride back was even more godly, especially with one trucker, who had been drinking Jack Daniels and popping black beauties (not related to VPW's american beauty rose) for 3 days to stay awake.
Maybe more later. This workman must needs be worthy of his hire.
Let's wake up, 9th corps!!! Put a black cat or an M80 under your backsides !!!! We have 2 other (allos - of the SAME kind) corps tire treads playing johnny townsend jumpup.
If we want to BE 1st, we must ACT 1st ...
Just how far do you want to go with God, spiritually???
Yes Reverend 2Ts... I am here and I am worthy... but being somewhat a babe in the threads, I was over in the library (in that small room on the second floor) reading the Waydale thread about the earlier days of the minestrone... refreshing some memories (cue Babs)... anyway... the tears had barely dried in mine eyeball sockets when the voices commanded that I check up on 'M*** (the Exalted)' tread... and then to make my way back over here where the feelow sheep is so wonderful...
did I miss the manifestations?
I looked behind the curtain and saw that it was bad
make sure that you are all careful with the sticks filled with gunpowder this weekend... we'll expect you all to show up with the same amount of fingers that you have now...
just remember to yell "lo shanta!" as the rockets stream up...
I looked behind the curtain and saw that it was bad
I mean, before I ever lit a fuse, I would lick my lips, get real natural, just like I was going to speak in English... and then I'd shout... "Run AWAY!" just like they did in the Full Monty Python movie where they clicked such a lovely pair of coconuts together.
But TomS, tell me, what happens if you say the middle of the phrase first... "Mo la ka seeta". I mean the chant starts with and ends with the same words, "Lo shanta".
Maybe that is what Lo Shanta means.... "Fire in the hole!" and is a reference to the fire god MOLLACK and all we got to figure out is "seeta".
Somehow, this ALL ties in to Monty the Full Python... I mean how could it not??? A SERPENT, a FIRE GOD, FIRE IN THE HOLE,
Maybe Seeta means "I fart in your general direction" or "its only a flesh wound"... or the all time favorite, "... and then comes the oral sex".
I was thinking of going to buy some fire crackers, but SEETA... "Maybe I could stay a BIT longer"!
Methinks thou hast been sitting a little too close to the place where they hide the moonshine GraytWonKenObee...
And I applaud your research... interesting theory there... but... I'm inclined to go with the second definition of Seeta (lest we offend our sistern) "it's only a flesh wound"... but I think we'd really need to know what the greek word was or, and we might need MadameEx for this, what the original aireemayukk was... in order to be certain beyond a shadow of a doubt... once we know that, it should fit like a foot in a glove...
that's all I know.. that, and that it's extremely hot here today...
I looked behind the curtain and saw that it was bad
Oh Tom, you vant HOT? Ask Simon the Zealot about HOT. Why he works out in it, and on surfaces that I can only imagine must feel like he's already been tried in the furnace of hell!
But me? Ha, I work in an air conditioned building and complain about the heat whenever I leave for the day.
I can see from yours posts, Tom, you were a special child... one filled with so much promise, so much wit, so much... well... Lo Shanta!
Me thinks like yous thinks… we may need the EX poysen - who ever she may be - to get us out of this quandary of the true meaning of "Seeta".
I think thou hast correctly identified that it is probably not oral sex. (Damn!?.*&^%$) Thou art right in thine heart that we shouldest not offend the sistern... (certainly not someone that posts more than times than my heart meats per min…. he he.. Just kidding EX oh well...)
Thou hast made my week and me weak. I have laughed until mine eyes have hurt.. (THANKS) and now, it giveth me great heaviness to say, I must be about my Boss's business, or I shall be only fit for the god of fire that lives in the unemployment line.
And ROCKY>>>
Honest to god.. do you think this TomStrange guy has his waffle pattern right??? He seems a little unstable to me. I mean… on acid for 30 years... ??? that has to do something to ya!?
Maybe we should prescribe a friendly dose of Baking Soda for old Tom. Something to counteract that damn acid....
No,I didn't know Dick DeNenno.But I did know Dick DeNenno did know Ann Noto..No,Dick DeNenno didn't know Eduardo DiNoto..But Dick did know a no-no when noone else but Dick did,didn't you Dick?......
It's one hundred and ten degrees here today and stranger is not impressed.....
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Wonderful niKa... I've just been reading in the Tracker how "the cold is your friend"...
...did the cold feel like your friend?
I thought not!... another lie...
...I'm not reading any more of this book!
I looked behind the curtain and saw that it was bad
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my sister's best friend is the tracker's sister-in-law. saw her at a family party a little while back. we had a nice talk about the way ministry as well as the pine barrens. that family has issssssssues, well i guess i mean the tracker family and the way family
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LEAD: anacronym used by any cult-like gathering referring to their "learn to trust God" daliances; a program by which people are known to exhibit complete disregard to their own common sense.
Recounting my 1st LEAD trip (from HQ):
Dropped off at I-75 near Sidney at 7am. Got ride with somewhat "normal" guy who dropped us off on I-70 in Indy.
Got ride outta Indy west to East St. Louis (home of the nicest people on earth) with an older gentleman with a penchant for child pornography (too bad Simon wasn't there, he could have talked in terms of the other man's interest; very important according to Dale Carnegie). Since my wife wasn't too keen on sharing the man's enthusiam with said topic (if you're gonna BE enthusiastic, you gotta ACT enthusiastic!!), we opted to excersize our believing for God to get us another ride from there, even though, that he was only going to St.Louis, he was willing (and able) to take us MUCH further (whether in the body or out of the body, only God knoweth).
So, from there, we got picked up by an older lady, who took us as far as OK city which proved to be fairly uneventful.
But God would pull through again, this time from OK city to Amarillo by a drunken Indian Squaw (seeing it was but the third hour of the day) and her tribe of kiddies, in an old pick em' up truck, which we were blessed to ride in the back of.
Isn't God wonderful??!!!
Well, from there we were picked up by another (heteros - of a different KIND) trucker, who set the world's record of rattlesnakes killed by vehicular tire treading, and promptly unloaded there at a picnic table near the road leading up the mountain to the LEAD house.
All with PLENTY of minutes to spare, just enough to catch a cat-nap before Way Transportation picked us up, whisking us off to the learning adventure ahead up the mountainside.
The ride back was even more godly, especially with one trucker, who had been drinking Jack Daniels and popping black beauties (not related to VPW's american beauty rose) for 3 days to stay awake.
Maybe more later. This workman must needs be worthy of his hire.
Steady Wierwille ...
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Let's wake up, 9th corps!!! Put a black cat or an M80 under your backsides !!!! We have 2 other (allos - of the SAME kind) corps tire treads playing johnny townsend jumpup.
If we want to BE 1st, we must ACT 1st ...
Just how far do you want to go with God, spiritually???
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Yes Reverend 2Ts... I am here and I am worthy... but being somewhat a babe in the threads, I was over in the library (in that small room on the second floor) reading the Waydale thread about the earlier days of the minestrone... refreshing some memories (cue Babs)... anyway... the tears had barely dried in mine eyeball sockets when the voices commanded that I check up on 'M*** (the Exalted)' tread... and then to make my way back over here where the feelow sheep is so wonderful...
did I miss the manifestations?
I looked behind the curtain and saw that it was bad
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Yes son, you missed the manifestations.
But you got RED DRAPES on the windows ....
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dangit!
does that mean I don't get to go see the fireworks tonight?
I looked behind the curtain and saw that it was bad
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where art thee... corps of nine?
I came here for some fellowsheep and to see if I could get a tune up...
I looked behind the curtain and saw that it was bad
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Now I know that I'm not the only one . . .
I thought that it was Wednesday. But Tommystrangenous thinks it's already Friday? There's the cameraderie of the committed, alright.
Committed to remembering my watch the next time, I suppose.
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ahhh... wonderful leetle niKa...
how are you and yours this holiday period?
make sure that you are all careful with the sticks filled with gunpowder this weekend... we'll expect you all to show up with the same amount of fingers that you have now...
just remember to yell "lo shanta!" as the rockets stream up...
I looked behind the curtain and saw that it was bad
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You gotta yell "Lo shanta?" I never knew that.
I mean, before I ever lit a fuse, I would lick my lips, get real natural, just like I was going to speak in English... and then I'd shout... "Run AWAY!" just like they did in the Full Monty Python movie where they clicked such a lovely pair of coconuts together.
But TomS, tell me, what happens if you say the middle of the phrase first... "Mo la ka seeta". I mean the chant starts with and ends with the same words, "Lo shanta".
Maybe that is what Lo Shanta means.... "Fire in the hole!" and is a reference to the fire god MOLLACK and all we got to figure out is "seeta".
Somehow, this ALL ties in to Monty the Full Python... I mean how could it not??? A SERPENT, a FIRE GOD, FIRE IN THE HOLE,
Maybe Seeta means "I fart in your general direction" or "its only a flesh wound"... or the all time favorite, "... and then comes the oral sex".
I was thinking of going to buy some fire crackers, but SEETA... "Maybe I could stay a BIT longer"!
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Methinks thou hast been sitting a little too close to the place where they hide the moonshine GraytWonKenObee...
And I applaud your research... interesting theory there... but... I'm inclined to go with the second definition of Seeta (lest we offend our sistern) "it's only a flesh wound"... but I think we'd really need to know what the greek word was or, and we might need MadameEx for this, what the original aireemayukk was... in order to be certain beyond a shadow of a doubt... once we know that, it should fit like a foot in a glove...
that's all I know.. that, and that it's extremely hot here today...
I looked behind the curtain and saw that it was bad
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Oh Tom, you vant HOT? Ask Simon the Zealot about HOT. Why he works out in it, and on surfaces that I can only imagine must feel like he's already been tried in the furnace of hell!
But me? Ha, I work in an air conditioned building and complain about the heat whenever I leave for the day.
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TomStranger and Mr. Balboa (aka... rocky)
I can see from yours posts, Tom, you were a special child... one filled with so much promise, so much wit, so much... well... Lo Shanta!
Me thinks like yous thinks… we may need the EX poysen - who ever she may be - to get us out of this quandary of the true meaning of "Seeta".
I think thou hast correctly identified that it is probably not oral sex. (Damn!?.*&^%$) Thou art right in thine heart that we shouldest not offend the sistern... (certainly not someone that posts more than times than my heart meats per min…. he he.. Just kidding EX oh well...)
Thou hast made my week and me weak. I have laughed until mine eyes have hurt.. (THANKS) and now, it giveth me great heaviness to say, I must be about my Boss's business, or I shall be only fit for the god of fire that lives in the unemployment line.
And ROCKY>>>
Honest to god.. do you think this TomStrange guy has his waffle pattern right??? He seems a little unstable to me. I mean… on acid for 30 years... ??? that has to do something to ya!?
Maybe we should prescribe a friendly dose of Baking Soda for old Tom. Something to counteract that damn acid....
He could be much more effervescent.
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Rockman: I don't want to hear about no stinkin heat from Simontheloaded... you guys are in that 'Zona Heat... no humidity, no problem!
now... whatcha got to say about that...
(of course, I meant to say 'it was hot when I went outside')
I have to go do a word study now on "ginosko"... has anyone figured out "seeta" yet?
well... if I don't see y'all before the return... be fruitful and multiply...
I looked behind the curtain and saw that it was bad
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What is this "seeta" that I hear in mine earballs??
Guess, guess, guess, that's been the curse. Everyone wants to guess. Class, if the bible doesn't tell you, you DO NOT KNOW!!! So QUIT GUESSING!!!!!
If any man have lack of anything, let him ask of God, which giveth liberally to all men and upbraideth not.
In the words of Rebecca Baldi, Dick DiNenno.
Happy 4th to you all!!
Oh shanta!!
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Thank God, the word of Tuttle reveals that God is a liberal! Amen and Amen.
And happy Red, White and Blue blooded Fourth of JewLie to y'all!
Lo shanta, malaca SEETA, koshanti.
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If you're going to do a word study on gin-osko, don't forget to cross-reference for tonic and lemon.
Attention to detail is vital in word studies.
Happy fourth of July, everybody!
It's a lot to celebrate, and a lot of people who have gone before us, so that we could.
All of you folks who are veterans, thank you.
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Sorry a moment of derail
Too Gray Now
If you are who I think you are, I looked for you for a few years and even listed you in friend tracker.
I loved you and the wife.
If you are NOT whom I think, I probably loved you as well!
I keep thinking C and M w. OR M. and J. s.
You can Private topic me if you like. If not, know I thought the world of you!
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Happy fourth of July to all.....
Verily I say unto thee today,comma,we're going to go to town and watch the fireworks....or..
Verily I say unto thee,comma,today we're going to go to town and watch the fireworks....
Well which is it?
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fireworks i say unto thee verily today we're going to comma to watch the town
were there commas in the original.... you tell me
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comma comma comma comma comm comm. hey hey hey.
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha good one rocketman ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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No,I didn't know Dick DeNenno.But I did know Dick DeNenno did know Ann Noto..No,Dick DeNenno didn't know Eduardo DiNoto..But Dick did know a no-no when noone else but Dick did,didn't you Dick?......
It's one hundred and ten degrees here today and stranger is not impressed.....
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