What,Jardinero,...you think we could just turn it on and off like a faucet,..or a light switch,...or a cow's teat?...(Ask Fellershipper about those)..I mean,...if you have a day without sex are you equally demanding?...What happened to 'getting in the mood',or spontanaity,or inspiration,or foreplay,or "sex starting at the breakfast table"...Perhaps some of us here have a headache...Have you checked a calender?...Maybe it's that time of the month...We might have bad (writer's)cramps...Is that all you think about?...It seems you come here with just one thing on your mind...You probably read our thread and then turn over and fall right to sleep...What about our feelings?...It's like we don't even exist until you decide you need to "get your needs met"...Sorry for the nouthetic confrontation honey,but it's only because we love you with the love of God in the renewed mind in manifestation in the church....
What about OUR needs??? Where in the bible does it say "give without expecting to receive back" ??
Our words, say they, are weighty. They are not meant to be a musing, lighthearted daily reading motion with devotion. They are to be taken as THE Word Of God, rightly decided, by the household within the household within the family of the 9th corps, of which we are members in particular. Simon the firstfruits, then those that are his at his coming (you ARE coming, aren't you Simon??).
And what the more shall I say?? For time would fail me to enumerate all the good and just and perfect things we of the 9th corps household give freely to the rest of the uncomely parts.
So give glory to God and be thankful that ye receive (dechomai - Bulinger) even the minute crumbs from our table that we are allowed of God to share.
As it is written, He goeth after her straightway, as an ox to the slaughter, and as a fool to the correction of the stocks...
Were the Firyn girls twins?...They didn't look too much alike....Neither one would give me the time of day....Probably a couple of lesbians...The more I think about it,I think all the gals in our corps were probably lesbians...
Hey,not to change the subject,(what is the subject around here,anyway?)but you look the same as you did when you were in the way corpse...I don't remember the reading specs,though...
Alright, alright, I confess. I am a lesbian (or look just like one). But none of these things move ME!!
But again I think you hit the hammer on the snail, simon. Not once in the 3 years in residence did a single 9th corps gal go a whorin' with me. And just because I was married was no reason to deny a brother in the lord a blessing. Hey, flesh is flesh, no big deal. Do you get offended when I shake your hand?? It's just flesh. Besides, I have a sister. Nuthin new to me...
Simon in the midst....Midst,schmidst...Paul and Jim Schmidst....
Well,I'm off to beautiful Sedona for some hot teaching,prayer,fellowshipping,and a lot of sex and dope...Oops,how did that get in there?...Oh,I was thinking of Claudette talking in the ROA '72 film about how her parents thought the ministry was a lot of sex and dope...Funny,some parents were on the ball in those days...
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Never have bought anything from QVC or HSN/C... what a wonderful bunch of kids you have there... and the oldest must be incredibly smart, going to the University of Chicago! :)
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O.K. The 11/17/2003 holiday is over.
So when I have my coffee in the morning, I want to be able to turn to the funny pages over here at the 9th spot and have my chuckle for the day.
Tommy S. Come back !!!!! They need you to inspire them here!!!!
Tee hee.
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What,Jardinero,...you think we could just turn it on and off like a faucet,..or a light switch,...or a cow's teat?...(Ask Fellershipper about those)..I mean,...if you have a day without sex are you equally demanding?...What happened to 'getting in the mood',or spontanaity,or inspiration,or foreplay,or "sex starting at the breakfast table"...Perhaps some of us here have a headache...Have you checked a calender?...Maybe it's that time of the month...We might have bad (writer's)cramps...Is that all you think about?...It seems you come here with just one thing on your mind...You probably read our thread and then turn over and fall right to sleep...What about our feelings?...It's like we don't even exist until you decide you need to "get your needs met"...Sorry for the nouthetic confrontation honey,but it's only because we love you with the love of God in the renewed mind in manifestation in the church....
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simonzewhiner,
Yes...usually...getting in the mood is good...um, no...mostly...oh get over it...
...o.k. feel better now? Now get to posting, dammit!
P.S. Thanks. was it good for you??
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I agree with what Simon Jumpup said.
What about OUR needs??? Where in the bible does it say "give without expecting to receive back" ??
Our words, say they, are weighty. They are not meant to be a musing, lighthearted daily reading motion with devotion. They are to be taken as THE Word Of God, rightly decided, by the household within the household within the family of the 9th corps, of which we are members in particular. Simon the firstfruits, then those that are his at his coming (you ARE coming, aren't you Simon??).
And what the more shall I say?? For time would fail me to enumerate all the good and just and perfect things we of the 9th corps household give freely to the rest of the uncomely parts.
So give glory to God and be thankful that ye receive (dechomai - Bulinger) even the minute crumbs from our table that we are allowed of God to share.
As it is written, He goeth after her straightway, as an ox to the slaughter, and as a fool to the correction of the stocks...
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excathedra
i am speaking in tongues much
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more than y'all
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i must needs strength to withstand the pressure to perform
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With stammering lips and divers masks will she speak unto this people....
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... and yet for all that would they not hear (to the end of action) us.
My, my, what great a matter a little fire kindleth. Where's Kindleth Burns??
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I believe he's checking his George M. Llama Shbkthani Bible for the phrase 'de-rech b'nai eve...
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Rocky
And last I heard, he was doing so in Hawaii... either that or making PBS documentaries on baseball.
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mygodmygod for this purpose was he swayed
where have all the Firyn girls gone, long time passing ?
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Were the Firyn girls twins?...They didn't look too much alike....Neither one would give me the time of day....Probably a couple of lesbians...The more I think about it,I think all the gals in our corps were probably lesbians...
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Simon,
There you go daydreaming again.
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Yeah,you're probably right,Rock...
Hey,not to change the subject,(what is the subject around here,anyway?)but you look the same as you did when you were in the way corpse...I don't remember the reading specs,though...
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Rocky
Old age.... I have a few more gray hairs and whiskers now than I did two years ago, however.
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i think allison (brown hair) is younger than sheila (blonde)
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simon, any girl that doesn't give you the time of day must be a lesbian
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and rocky.... there you go daydreaming.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that was funny
another cutie pie man
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Alright, alright, I confess. I am a lesbian (or look just like one). But none of these things move ME!!
But again I think you hit the hammer on the snail, simon. Not once in the 3 years in residence did a single 9th corps gal go a whorin' with me. And just because I was married was no reason to deny a brother in the lord a blessing. Hey, flesh is flesh, no big deal. Do you get offended when I shake your hand?? It's just flesh. Besides, I have a sister. Nuthin new to me...
Simon, Donna Ozarieu (sp) had an eye for you ...
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oh tuttie you girlie guy, marcia ferris wanted to sleep with you
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Please SIT for a three-way with Marcia on this side, Rosi-lie on that side, and Simon in the midst.
Where is Cindy Sumac?? She had one eye on Simon also ... She's the one eye, the one eye, the one I love ...
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Simon in the midst....Midst,schmidst...Paul and Jim Schmidst....
Well,I'm off to beautiful Sedona for some hot teaching,prayer,fellowshipping,and a lot of sex and dope...Oops,how did that get in there?...Oh,I was thinking of Claudette talking in the ROA '72 film about how her parents thought the ministry was a lot of sex and dope...Funny,some parents were on the ball in those days...
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Rocky
You mean you were even born in 72?
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jardinero
Two Holidays?
O.K. What's up with that, 9ers????
We can forgive one holiday in a week, but TWO??? Youse guys are really slacking!
Tom Strange - - come back!!!! This group needs a shot of humor, a shot of inspiration, a couple of shots of espresso!!!
O.K. How about margaritas??? Maybe that will hold you til the snow cone man comes back!!!
Sheesh!
J.
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