A beautiful woman, when propositioned by an older gentleman who asked her, "Would you have sex with me for $50,000?", enthusiatically replied, "Why, yes!".
He then asked her, "How about $250?"
She said, "What do you think I am, a prostitute?"
He said, "We've already established that, now we're just haggling as to price."
We've ALL got our price - Raf, if someone seriously offered you a cool mil CIF to eat dog cr@p, you wouldn't even ask how much dog cr@p.
No way in hell....I can't put anything gross in my mouth. Just watching Stiffler on "American Wedding" eat that dog crap made me green and ready to barf. I don't watch Fear Factor for that reason either.
Recommended Posts
Top Posters In This Topic
6
6
4
5
Popular Days
Oct 27
7
Oct 30
7
Nov 4
6
Oct 26
5
Top Posters In This Topic
excathedra 6 posts
Hills Bro 6 posts
Sudo 4 posts
waterbuffalo 5 posts
Popular Days
Oct 27 2004
7 posts
Oct 30 2004
7 posts
Nov 4 2004
6 posts
Oct 26 2004
5 posts
Hills Bro
Virtual Dog crap creator
http://www.calumm.uklinux.net/vdsc/vdsc_options.php
:D--> :D--> -->
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Hills Bro
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Hills Bro
TRICK OR TREAT !!!
:(--> -->
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Raf
Why isn't "no way in hayl" one of the options?
"You eat pieces of s**t for breakfast?"
Happy Gilmore
Link to comment
Share on other sites
ex70sHouston
For a million dollars you really dont want to know what I'd do.
The IRS has not been kind.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Linda Z
Oh heck, I ingested Rosalie Rivenbark's crap for a whole lot less than a million!!
-->
Link to comment
Share on other sites
excathedra
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha linzee
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Steve!
I would do it for WAAAY less than a million!
A beautiful woman, when propositioned by an older gentleman who asked her, "Would you have sex with me for $50,000?", enthusiatically replied, "Why, yes!".
He then asked her, "How about $250?"
She said, "What do you think I am, a prostitute?"
He said, "We've already established that, now we're just haggling as to price."
We've ALL got our price - Raf, if someone seriously offered you a cool mil CIF to eat dog cr@p, you wouldn't even ask how much dog cr@p.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
ex70sHouston
Come on Steve. I was gonna get a cool mill and you go dropping the price. Next thing youll point out all the crap we got feed and we paid for it.
****tttttttt
Link to comment
Share on other sites
waterbuffalo
Steve! Get real!
You're kidding, right?
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Steve!
Dog poop is disagreeable, for sure. But would I eat some for $10,000? possibly. For a million? Absolutely.
Think of the amount of mouthwash you could buy with that money.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Greek2me
I guess it would depend on what the dog had for dinner... :D-->
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Nottawayfer
No way in hell....I can't put anything gross in my mouth. Just watching Stiffler on "American Wedding" eat that dog crap made me green and ready to barf. I don't watch Fear Factor for that reason either.
Too gross......
Link to comment
Share on other sites
CoolWaters
This is a great diet thread! LOL!
Link to comment
Share on other sites
excathedra
are we talking poopie brownies or am i on the wrong thread as usual
Link to comment
Share on other sites
oenophile
they who walk their dogs on city malls
roll their **** in little balls
they who might find this strange a bit
eat those little balls of ****
Link to comment
Share on other sites
CoolWaters
ExC......LMAO!!!!!!!!
Oen......kewl....I see.....hehehehehe! Good to see you, btw.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
waterbuffalo
That's just what we all will be doing for free if Kerry is elected on Tuesday (heheheheheheheheh).
Dodging, hey, watch it! That's my head you're aiming at.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
waterbuffalo
Hills, check you pt.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
TheSongRemainsTheSame
I am sure a desperate homeless one would.
I would have to see the million, punch the guy in the face and steal the million, and feed the homeless.
The one who offers the test then can eat the poo poo offered.
And that's as silly as I can be eh~~~
Link to comment
Share on other sites
oenophile
dog poop? Why not? A 100 billion flies can't all be wrong, can they?
Link to comment
Share on other sites
oenophile
WB,
After four years of Bush_it, dog poop might be a refreshing change of taste.
I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. Can't wait til after Tuesday when we can all go back to just being people. Happy Birthday!
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Shellon
flies.... hee hee hee
Link to comment
Share on other sites
TheSongRemainsTheSame
ahhh the buzz of flies... where do they find their substance
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.