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TWI Creed

We believe in one doctor, the father almighty, creator of PIFFLE and other stolen works

And in craiggy his evil son :evildenk: , our Lord for a time:

Who was conceived of an evil spirit,

born of a non virgin,

suffered under the lawsuits,

was martyred for us and was fired, and worked for UPS and Ballys,

He descended into hell with no employees to abuse,

He is part of yet another lawsuit,

He ascended into hell

and sits at the right hand of doc vic father almighty,

whence he has ceased his evil deeds and will be judged at the return,

We believe in the unholy demons, the unholy way international cult,

the mark and avoid of saints,

the petty judgement of others,

the continued worship of our idol doc vic, and every evil work we can do.

Amen. :evildenk:

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I didn't know that Twi had creeds. I realize that this was a parody on the Apostles Creed, but be careful, this could in up in Doctrinal forum or Soap opera(basement).

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