Name that Flick

[WordWolf]

""Let's not call him "the Captain," you illiterate TV people. It's "the Skipper."

 

"I gave you back the map, Heather."

"I gave you the map."      

"I gave you BACK...THE MAP."

 

"We need to do an equipment check."

"Right. I've got a bag of Utz and a beer."

 

"I just want to apologize to Mike's mom, Josh's mom, and my mom. And I'm sorry to everyone. I was very naive. I am so so sorry for everything that has happened. Because in spite of what Mike says now, it is my fault. Because it was my project and I insisted. I insisted on everything. I insisted that we weren't lost. I insisted that we keep going. I insisted that we walk south. Everything had to be my way. And this is where we've ended up and it's all because of me that we're here now - hungry, cold, and hunted. I love you mom, dad. I am so sorry. What is that? I'm scared to close my eyes, I'm scared to open them! We're gonna die out here!"

[WordWolf]

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[GeorgeStGeorge]

"Goonies"?

 

George

[WordWolf]

1 hour ago, GeorgeStGeorge said:

"Goonies"?

 

George

No, this was not a comedy.   And I included its most famous line, from a moment that's been parodied since. And this movie's had at least 1 sequel already.

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Added more info.

[Raf]

The Blair Witch Project

[WordWolf]

5 hours ago, Raf said:

The Blair Witch Project

That's it, of course.  Heather's recorded apology's been ripped off since then. And there's ANOTHER sequel hitting the theaters.

[Raf]

Character 1: "Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?"

Character 2: "Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?"

Character 3: "I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side."

[Raf]

"That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!"

[Raf]

I'm surprised. This one was really recent and really popular.

 

"Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose? I'm open to suggestions."

[GeorgeStGeorge]

Deadpool?

 

George

[Raf]

Right track, wrong train.

[GeorgeStGeorge]

Suicide Squad?

 

George

[Raf]

You were closer the first time.

 

Come on, TONY.

 

Character 3 (same as earlier): Got a passport?

Character 1 (same as earlier): Um, no. I don't... I don't even have a driver's license.

Character 3: You ever been to Germany?

Character 1: No.

Character 3: Oh, you'll love it.

Character 1: I can't go to Germany!

Character 3: Why?

Character 1: I got... homework.

Character 3: Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.

[GeorgeStGeorge]

When I saw "Tony," I thought Tony Stark, but I couldn't think of an Iron Man or Avengers movie with these lines.  This sounds like the one with the genius kid in it.

 

Iron Man III?

 

George

[Raf]

Closer, but still no.

[Raf]

Technically, it's not an Iron Man or Avengers movie.

And that narrows it down to two possibilities, one of which doesn't make sense at all, and the other... DUH! 

[GeorgeStGeorge]

Captain America:  Civil War?

The kid with homework would probably be Spider-Man.

George

[Raf]

Character 1 is Peter Parker/Spider-man

Character 2 is War Machine

Character 3 is Tony Stark/Iron Man

If you haven't seen the movie, the scene of that first exchange, and the circumstances, are handled excellently.

The other quotes are from the same scene: Spider-Man commenting on Captain America's shield, Tony asking if anyone on his side can do what Ant-Man just did (reveal a surprise power).

The last quote was Tony recruiting Peter Parker.

 

The only other movie Tony Stark was in, to my recollection, was a cameo in The Incredible Hulk. 

[GeorgeStGeorge]

"What we lost in the fire, we found in the ashes."

 

"He made them murder my husband, he will take everything we have."

"So you seek revenge?"

"I seek righteousness. But I'll take revenge."

 

George

[GeorgeStGeorge]

"If God didn't want them to be slaughtered, he wouldn't have made them sheep."

 

"He's got an army !"

"And they'll be murdered by the world's greatest lover ."

 

"What we lost in the fire, we found in the ashes."

 

"He made them murder my husband, he will take everything we have."

"So you seek revenge?"

"I seek righteousness. But I'll take revenge."

 

George

[GeorgeStGeorge]

"Sir... I have a proposition. We're decent people being driven from our homes. Slaughtered in cold blood."

 

"The spirit is willing, but we are not killers."

"No one is, until they're looking down the barrel of a gun."

 

"If God didn't want them to be sheared, he wouldn't have made them sheep."

 

"He's got an army !"

"And they'll be murdered by the world's greatest lover ."

 

"What we lost in the fire, we found in the ashes."

 

"He made them murder my husband, he will take everything we have."

"So you seek revenge?"

"I seek righteousness. But I'll take revenge."

 

George

 

[Raf]

Long past the "OK to cheat" point, so: The Magnificent Seven

[GeorgeStGeorge]

Yes.  The new one.

 

George

[Raf]

"Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there's just one thing I wanna say. You must be part coon dog, 'cause I've been chased by the best of them, and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion. I just wanna say that."

[Human without the bean]

No Country For Old Men?