No. Not a comedy, though there is some dark humor.
"Women today are better-hung than the men."
"Why don't you leave me?... For God's sake, I'd almost marry you if you'd leave me."
"That's Bonnie, my first love. She lived upstairs from us. We exposed ourselves to each other at ten. My mother caught us. She washed my mouth out with soap. I never got the connection.
Here's Emily, my first steady. I never laid a hand on her.
Mildred I think this one's name was. She followed me around at school. The fellas kidded me about her. I told her to stop or I'd beat her up. She dropped her drawersand shoved her foot at me. So I got my first sight of a$$ at 11.
Marcia, 11-½. I kissed her at a spin-the-bottle party.
This was Rosalie. She looked just like Elizabeth Taylor. I had a crush on her and I never went near her. In those days, we had illusions.
Here's Charlotte. Not much on looks, but great tits for 13."
"The reason I sleep all day is because I can't stand my life!"
"What life?"
"Sleeping all day!"
"You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some Goddammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the Goddammed place smells like a coffin!"
"Do you always answer a question with a question?"
"Do you always date your best friend's girlfriend?"
"That's Bonnie, my first love. She lived upstairs from us. We exposed ourselves to each other at ten. My mother caught us. She washed my mouth out with soap. I never got the connection.
Here's Emily, my first steady. I never laid a hand on her.
Mildred I think this one's name was. She followed me around at school. The fellas kidded me about her. I told her to stop or I'd beat her up. She dropped her drawers and shoved her a$$ at me. So I got my first sight of a$$ at 11.
Marcia, 11-½. I kissed her at a spin-the-bottle party.
This was Rosalie. She looked just like Elizabeth Taylor. I had a crush on her and I never went near her. In those days, we had illusions.
Here's Charlotte. Not much on looks, but great tits for 13."
Would it help if I said this was the first half of a slide show (by one of the main characters, at the end of the film) called "Ballbusters on Parade"?
Would it help if I said this was the first half of a slide show (by one of the main characters, at the end of the film) called "Ballbusters on Parade"?
Would it help if I said it was Jack Nicholson reciting the lines?
"When it rains, it's like there's a rooftop on the world. Each raindrop makes a sound the first time it falls on a surface. Just then, it's like I... it's like I can see again. And I... I just wanna... I just wanna see you."
"When it rains, it's like there's a rooftop on the world. Each raindrop makes a sound the first time it falls on a surface. Just then, it's like I... it's like I can see again. And I... I just wanna... I just wanna see you."
"When it rains, it's like there's a rooftop on the world. Each raindrop makes a sound the first time it falls on a surface. Just then, it's like I... it's like I can see again. And I... I just wanna... I just wanna see you."
"I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey."
"Uh, guys? We're about to crash into the sun.
"Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool."
"Here he comes. Cover your butts."
"I super-hate you."
"We are from the planet Duplo, and we're here to destroy you.
"Oh, man."
"Your home, Bricksburgh, is one of many realms in the universe. There's also this one, Pirates Cove, Knights Club, Vikings Landing, Clown Town, and a bunch of others we don't even mention. Lord Business, or as you think you know him, President Business, stole the Kragl, the most powerful object in the universe..."
[bTW, Bing Translator says that should be "Bitte morden sie nicht uns,"
and the other was "please do not murder."]
"BOGUS!"
"You're not a virgin are you?
'No'? What do you mean 'No'?"
"Well, Steve... but he doesn't count."
"DOESN'T COUNT???"
"I thought they killed him in the last one."
"They did, he returns from the grave."
"He always returns from the grave. If they blew him up, put his head in a blender and mailed the rest of him to Norway, he would still return from the grave!"
[bTW, Bing Translator says that should be "Bitte morden sie nicht uns,"
and the other was "please do not murder."]
"BOGUS!"
"You're not a virgin are you?
'No'? What do you mean 'No'?"
"Well, Steve... but he doesn't count."
"DOESN'T COUNT???"
"I thought they killed him in the last one."
"They did, he returns from the grave."
"He always returns from the grave. If they blew him up, put his head in a blender and mailed the rest of him to Norway, he would still return from the grave!"
"That was part 7."
"No, Sean! Scary house! Real monsters! Us, twelve years old, remember?"
"Midnight, end of the world, remember?"
"That's it, Del. This case is too hard, man, Let's be firemen instead."
"I'm glad you're gettin' major laughs outta this, Rich. The problem is two-thousand year-old dead guys do not get up and walk away by themselves."
"Rudy find some silver bullets."
"Where the hell am I suppose to find silver bullets?"
"I don't know. Fat kid, get a map, find Shadowbrook Road."
"What, do I look in the index for "big scary mansion?" "
[bTW, Bing Translator says that should be "Bitte morden sie nicht uns,"
and the other was "please do not murder."]
"BOGUS!"
"You're not a virgin are you?
'No'? What do you mean 'No'?"
"Well, Steve... but he doesn't count."
"DOESN'T COUNT???"
"I thought they killed him in the last one."
"They did, he returns from the grave."
"He always returns from the grave. If they blew him up, put his head in a blender and mailed the rest of him to Norway, he would still return from the grave!"
"That was part 7."
"No, Sean! Scary house! Real monsters! Us, twelve years old, remember?"
"Midnight, end of the world, remember?"
"That's it, Del. This case is too hard, man, Let's be firemen instead."
"I'm glad you're gettin' major laughs outta this, Rich. The problem is two-thousand year-old dead guys do not get up and walk away by themselves."
"Rudy find some silver bullets."
"Where the hell am I suppose to find silver bullets?"
"I don't know. Fat kid, get a map, find Shadowbrook Road."
"What, do I look in the index for "big scary mansion?" "
"See? Told ya. Only one way to kill a werewolf."
{b]"See ya later, Band-Aid Breath!"[/b]
" So let me get this straight. You're telling me there was this two-thousand year-old mummy here, right? But now he's not here. He's gone. Vanished. History. And you're saying you didn't hear anybody come in here or leave, is that right?"
"I heard my dad talking on the phone to a guy down at the police station tonight. There was a guy down there screaming he was a werewolf, and they shot him! And the body disappeared from the coroner van, the coroner guy was dead!"
"So what? He got shot and the werewolf took his body?"
"No you bean head! He WAS a werewolf! Maybe."
"Yeah but if they shot him?"
"It must've been regular bullets, not silver ones. Look I know this sounds stupid, a mummy disappeared from the museum tonight."
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Crimson Tide?
GeorgeStGeorge
I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
WordWolf
Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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Wild Guess.....What Women Want?
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No, this is from 30 years earlier.
George
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Sleeper?
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No. Not a comedy, though there is some dark humor.
"Women today are better-hung than the men."
"Why don't you leave me?... For God's sake, I'd almost marry you if you'd leave me."
"That's Bonnie, my first love. She lived upstairs from us. We exposed ourselves to each other at ten. My mother caught us. She washed my mouth out with soap. I never got the connection.
Here's Emily, my first steady. I never laid a hand on her.
Mildred I think this one's name was. She followed me around at school. The fellas kidded me about her. I told her to stop or I'd beat her up. She dropped her drawersand shoved her foot at me. So I got my first sight of a$$ at 11.
Marcia, 11-½. I kissed her at a spin-the-bottle party.
This was Rosalie. She looked just like Elizabeth Taylor. I had a crush on her and I never went near her. In those days, we had illusions.
Here's Charlotte. Not much on looks, but great tits for 13."
"The reason I sleep all day is because I can't stand my life!"
"What life?"
"Sleeping all day!"
"You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some Goddammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the Goddammed place smells like a coffin!"
"Do you always answer a question with a question?"
"Do you always date your best friend's girlfriend?"
George
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Would it help if I said this was the first half of a slide show (by one of the main characters, at the end of the film) called "Ballbusters on Parade"?
George
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Would it help if I said it was Jack Nicholson reciting the lines?
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Raf
We're beyond 5 days, so....
Carnal Knowledge
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GeorgeStGeorge
Correct.
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"When it rains, it's like there's a rooftop on the world. Each raindrop makes a sound the first time it falls on a surface. Just then, it's like I... it's like I can see again. And I... I just wanna... I just wanna see you."
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At First Sight?
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Nope
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WordWolf
Matt Murdock to Elektra Natchios,
in "DareDevil."
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Although unconfirmed by Raf, I believe WW is right. Since he'll be gone for a week, though...
"I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey."
Uh, guys? We're about to crash into the sun.
"Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool."
"Here he comes. Cover your butts."
"I super-hate you."
George
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Fantastic Four?
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No.
"I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey."
"Uh, guys? We're about to crash into the sun.
"Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool."
"Here he comes. Cover your butts."
"I super-hate you."
"We are from the planet Duplo, and we're here to destroy you.
"Oh, man."
"Your home, Bricksburgh, is one of many realms in the universe. There's also this one, Pirates Cove, Knights Club, Vikings Landing, Clown Town, and a bunch of others we don't even mention. Lord Business, or as you think you know him, President Business, stole the Kragl, the most powerful object in the universe..."
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WordWolf
Is this "the Lego Movie"?
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GeorgeStGeorge
It is, indeed. Welcome back.
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Human without the bean
Ditto :) Welcome Back WordWolf!
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"Hey Fat Kid! Good job."
"My name... is Horace!"
"So what's German for 'please don't murder us'?
" 'Bitte uns nicht Mord zu tun.'"
[bTW, Bing Translator says that should be "Bitte morden sie nicht uns,"
and the other was "please do not murder."]
"BOGUS!"
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"Hey Fat Kid! Good job."
"My name... is Horace!"
"So what's German for 'please don't murder us'?
" 'Bitte uns nicht Mord zu tun.'"
[bTW, Bing Translator says that should be "Bitte morden sie nicht uns,"
and the other was "please do not murder."]
"BOGUS!"
"You're not a virgin are you?
'No'? What do you mean 'No'?"
"Well, Steve... but he doesn't count."
"DOESN'T COUNT???"
"I thought they killed him in the last one."
"They did, he returns from the grave."
"He always returns from the grave. If they blew him up, put his head in a blender and mailed the rest of him to Norway, he would still return from the grave!"
"That was part 7."
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Scary Movie?
George
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WordWolf
No.
This movie's a bit more memorable (at least), and has been around long enough to have
airings on TCM. (I'm not sure if that can be said about "Scary Movie.")
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"Hey Fat Kid! Good job."
"My name... is Horace!"
"So what's German for 'please don't murder us'?
" 'Bitte uns nicht Mord zu tun.'"
[bTW, Bing Translator says that should be "Bitte morden sie nicht uns,"
and the other was "please do not murder."]
"BOGUS!"
"You're not a virgin are you?
'No'? What do you mean 'No'?"
"Well, Steve... but he doesn't count."
"DOESN'T COUNT???"
"I thought they killed him in the last one."
"They did, he returns from the grave."
"He always returns from the grave. If they blew him up, put his head in a blender and mailed the rest of him to Norway, he would still return from the grave!"
"That was part 7."
"No, Sean! Scary house! Real monsters! Us, twelve years old, remember?"
"Midnight, end of the world, remember?"
"That's it, Del. This case is too hard, man, Let's be firemen instead."
"I'm glad you're gettin' major laughs outta this, Rich. The problem is two-thousand year-old dead guys do not get up and walk away by themselves."
"Rudy find some silver bullets."
"Where the hell am I suppose to find silver bullets?"
"I don't know. Fat kid, get a map, find Shadowbrook Road."
"What, do I look in the index for "big scary mansion?" "
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"Hey Fat Kid! Good job."
"My name... is Horace!"
"So what's German for 'please don't murder us'?
" 'Bitte uns nicht Mord zu tun.'"
[bTW, Bing Translator says that should be "Bitte morden sie nicht uns,"
and the other was "please do not murder."]
"BOGUS!"
"You're not a virgin are you?
'No'? What do you mean 'No'?"
"Well, Steve... but he doesn't count."
"DOESN'T COUNT???"
"I thought they killed him in the last one."
"They did, he returns from the grave."
"He always returns from the grave. If they blew him up, put his head in a blender and mailed the rest of him to Norway, he would still return from the grave!"
"That was part 7."
"No, Sean! Scary house! Real monsters! Us, twelve years old, remember?"
"Midnight, end of the world, remember?"
"That's it, Del. This case is too hard, man, Let's be firemen instead."
"I'm glad you're gettin' major laughs outta this, Rich. The problem is two-thousand year-old dead guys do not get up and walk away by themselves."
"Rudy find some silver bullets."
"Where the hell am I suppose to find silver bullets?"
"I don't know. Fat kid, get a map, find Shadowbrook Road."
"What, do I look in the index for "big scary mansion?" "
"See? Told ya. Only one way to kill a werewolf."
{b]"See ya later, Band-Aid Breath!"[/b]
" So let me get this straight. You're telling me there was this two-thousand year-old mummy here, right? But now he's not here. He's gone. Vanished. History. And you're saying you didn't hear anybody come in here or leave, is that right?"
"I heard my dad talking on the phone to a guy down at the police station tonight. There was a guy down there screaming he was a werewolf, and they shot him! And the body disappeared from the coroner van, the coroner guy was dead!"
"So what? He got shot and the werewolf took his body?"
"No you bean head! He WAS a werewolf! Maybe."
"Yeah but if they shot him?"
"It must've been regular bullets, not silver ones. Look I know this sounds stupid, a mummy disappeared from the museum tonight."
"Mummy came in my house!"
"Guys, Dracula might be here too."
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