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Or could it be "twue wove" ?

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Uncle Hairy, I still think our "holiday plan" would be the best revenge..

"The tithe doth still provide"- ha. I thought it was God that was supposed to provide..

J.T., I agree. Pretty soon they will have to address the pres as Uncle Rosie. Heck, it might even work; from a short distance you might not be able to tell the difference.

My answer is probably. Reminds me a little of Hitler- his cronies did what he wanted done, but Hitler himself could claim that he did not know anything about it. Some of the corpses and others told people to quit taking meds. The official line as proclaimed by the MOG was keep taking your meds until you got delivered, and the meds made you sick. He openly condemned those that told others to quit taking them. Makes me wonder what was really going on. These were his trained mog/mogettes- surely they could remember such simple instructions.

What they really need is to produce something new, that would stand the test of outside scholars and other reputable institutions. The likelihood of that is about as good as a chimpanzee winning the pulitzer prize..

My second choice for president would be the second-rate security guard, if he does not end up shooting himself first.

Why does all this sound sooo familiar.. really seems to fit der vey mold or mindset. I think you (they) missed one: "If you cannot be happy, make for damn sure nobody else around can be happy either."

Fitting if he said it with a "belle of the south" accent!

True JT, but somehow I do not think they are going to name a library after Ole Loy. Might make a good name for a rotgut bourbon. Doctors orders, "go soak your self in a tub of Ole Loy, and call me in the morning."

Maybe she and Donna could retire in the Bahamas..

You never know. When they pull her out of the brine, she may eventually start looking like an ordinary human being after all..

Sadistic Bastards. I remember Martinpuke teaching that good and evil could not exist together, that evil would win. I guess he spent his life trying to prove just that..

Interesting. Reminds me of some comments of one of old leaders after one of Ole Loys verbal beatings- "he does this because he loves us."

When they "prepare" the next president, I suggest that they should back off on the amount of salt and vinegar in the water. Look how poor Rosie turned out. Hopefully they learned their lesson this time.

Quite true. Ole Loy may have made something of himself if only he didn't get kicked in the head by a mule in his young, formative years.. that would at least explain the low forehead.

But "kinder and gentler" is a relative term, compared to what? "Instead of shooting you in the head, we have chosen to beat the he** out of you."

He would be wallowing in a sea of "interns". He'd make ole Loy look like a piker..

I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

Thanks for the fine compliment. Now, all I need is for some generous folk to give it a home on the web somewhere. Then maybe Paw would pay me not to post it here.

Pleny-o-cash.. heh heh. One thing. You may want to bring the cash pre-packaged in a horn of plenty. Don't just think of yourself though. Bring a fifth or two of tequila for the chief presenter. May save you from the enduring more of the same bland, useless drivel.

Round about the cauldron go; Round about the cauldron go; In the poison'd entrails throw. Toad, that under cold stone Days and nights has thirty-one Swelter'd venom sleeping got, Boil thou first i' the charmed pot. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Sorry, this should have gone in the Christmas at The Veq thread.

Of course it requires little imagination to picture Rosie stirring one..

Yep. I can almost see them stirring the cauldron as we speak..