Sushi

They all dated Tara Reid?

Well, 1john, I never said I was 'on the word', nor that I even WANTED to be on it. As far as you comment on back biting and evil speaking, if I didn't do that, Paw wouldn't pay me the big bucks he does (just so's you know, that was said with tongue firmly in cheek. Paw has yet to put me on the payroll. He doesn't even validate my parking).

Among the dances it leads to are (but not necessarily limited to): The Lindy The Horizontal bop and last, but certainly not least, TheTube Snake Boogie

Or, while not in a plane crash.......

Let's not forget.........

Let it be known, I'm NOT a fan of Christina Aguilera's. However, I REALLY like this song, however far out of her target audience I am. HERE! There is only one thing I was disappointed in was, the lack of a more extended break. P.S. I liked the song BEFORE I saw the video :P

I've only been in Michigan for about 6 years now. Abi and I were going up to the UP. Alongside the road, I saw a sign. Apparently, I honestly thought, people could make a living selling exotic dancer nipple covers. I was then informed by my lovely bride, the word is pronounced P(short a) steez. Being from the East Coast, the word was always pronounced pay steez. It would seem what they were selling was a beef, potato stew like filling wrapped in a pie crust type dough (peepuhl round here tawk funny, ya know?)

You forgot the, "And we were THANKFUL" part, Bluze

This MORNING????

This is why *I* don't have a gun.

The greatest secret in the world today is, there is NO SECRET. (to quote one of my favorite people )

Truly, one of the great oxymorons of our time.

Dave, I have a preference for original singer/songwriters. I thought you might like to hear how this is SUPPOSED to be done, by the guy who WROTE the song. I'm going to post two versions. One is the way most have heard it (assuming they have) and the other is an acoustic version. Original HERE! This later version appears on the "Jackson Browne, Solo Acoustic Vol. 1" cd (with intro, thought you would enjoy it, being a musician and all ) Intro HERE! Song HERE!

You would probably be living on the streets, eating out of garbage cans, and mugging old ladies. Other than that, everything else would be the same.

Boy, these religious types have no problme 'defaming' the character of attorneys. But sure as sh.., have no problem calling one when THEIR 'character' is assassinated.

You are under a serious delusion, WD, if you think your dogs were never in a cult. In fact, they are cult leaders unto themselves. We feed them, we take care of almost every need (some do by having their dogs brought out to stud). And what do we get in return? I don't know about you, but I get the pleasure of cleaning up after them, since their lack of thumbs seems to be a problem with them operating the pooper scooper (or any other method of excrement extraction from the carpet, for that matter). And, just remember, God spelled backwards is DOG.

My services are available (for a hefty fee, of course )

Yeah, beginner's luck only holds out for so long. I'll relate this in pool playing terms since that's what I know. If you have two players of differing abilities, the stronger player will sometimes give the other what's known as 'spot'. This means, the weaker player doesn't have to make as any shots to win as the stronger player. The weaker player will sometimes have days where he will win with the spot. However, over the long run, the stronger player will walk away with more marbles (unless, of course, he's misjudged his 'fish' and is actually the weaker of the two).

I'm still under 50, and the only Skitch I know is the one stated above.

Surely, thou jesteth, Dot. In other words, don't go away mad, just go away.

I'm under the impression, this is the lowest level class. The next level being oral cleansing of leadershi+'s uh, libidinous "lever"......(for the alliteration) The highest being the lingual laving of leadershi+'s pristine sphincter. I'm sure there are some whose favorite flavor is Preparation H.

Apparently, it's a 2 point Verdana. :P

From Sushi and Abi Bow, that is f____ hillarious!!

This reminds me of a joke (I know, how strange ) A man was performing his duties as a janitor in a church. At one point, he falls to his knees at the altar and says,"Lord, thank you for the humility to know my place in your family". Three priests who were preparing the church for a wedding, overheard the janitor. One of them says to the other two, "Oh, look who thinks he's so humble....."

I'm only an armchair shrink, but I suppose it's a narcissism riddle wrapped in a messianic complex.