Wacky Funster

Don't ask me why...I have no idea...but, I've been singing "He Lives" for days around the house. Go figure...I've been a buddhist for years!!!! I must be possessed...

An Englishman and Irishman went to the circus where they saw a sign...ELEPHANT CAN GUESS YOUR AGE- $1 The Irishman was very skeptical....but the 2 of them watched as a little boy approached the elephant- put in his $1 - The elephant looks at him....then stomps out...pat pat pat pat pat pat.... He was right!!!! the six year old left happy. The Englishman was miffed and the Irishman still skeptical as they watch others have their ages read by the elephant. Finally, the Englishman coaxes the skeptical Irishman to go to the elephant. The Irishman puts his $1 in- the elephant looks at him- ---the elephant turns, passes gas in the Irishman's face, turns again...pat pat... The disappointed Englishman praised his Irishman friend for his skepticism....as in his eyes the elephant failed... The Irishman jumped up in glee and in his heavy Irish accent proclaimed " NO NO NO....THE ELEPHANT WAS RIGHT!!!!!!....I'm FARTY-TWO!!!!"

Happy Happy Birthday, you lil' rascal you... Love you...xoxoxo, Wacky

Dang....did I get the date wrong??? -->

:)--> Hope you have a good one :)-->!!!!

touche imbus... absolutely... I never understood "rewards"...seemed more like a cop out to me than a true love for god and doing service from the heart.

Happy Birthday Ahat...hope life for you is swell. :)-->

Happy Happy Birthday, from all of us to you :)--> wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

...plus...we're smarter :D-->

Probably because women are more sensitive to energy and emotion and feeling...and sometimes it's just those things that cause illness and disease...stress included. My client base is 50-50 men and women. I do cranio treatments consistantly on a male osteopath doctor at the VNA...works wonders on his back where nothing else does. There are plenty of men out there getting these treatments...perhaps you just aren't in their circles, huh? ;)--> It doesn't seem so, anyways...

Touche Dot. Interesting how it takes a skeptic to get injured before they take notice and get the facts... ...talk is cheap.

Are you friggin' kidding me? Buy the 3 books explaining the thing in language that I can barely understand with clinical testing, etc. (They're close to $60 each). You can order them through the Upledger Institute in Palm Springs, FL. When you're done reading them, then I'll talk to you about it.

I've been giving craniosacral treatments for over 10 years now, and beg to differ with you... ...it works for some...and doesn't for others... I've seen miracles and I've seen incredible healing... I've also seen it not work for a few. Like any other mode of treatment...if it works for you, it's a beautiful thing...if not-find another modality.

Hey...let's add up all of our abundant sharings we wasted over the years,...sell it for that...and call it even ;)-->...could put it in a retirement fund or down payment for a ranch somewhere!!! I'd go for far far far more than a measly $5000.

gee Valerie...perhaps over Thanksgiving I could give you a few sessions...

How to cure tinnitus? Get some cranio-sacral therapy work done.

Well, Dot...my hydrocolon therapist does candle waxing...and I think there are some estiticians who do it. Good luck :)--> Don't lose your hearing...tinnitis sux.

Dot...go to a licensed ear candle waxer. I've never heard of anyone doing it to themselves. Folks around here go get it done. Sorry for your misery...I'd go to a naturopathic doctor if the pain persists by the evening.

How'd you guys figure all this out? You're all too smart for me... :(-->

ok..ok...I got it... golly...this is just as hard as Myst --> I got the 1994 because someone mentioned it, but, it isn't on my url paper....how did you reckon that?

Got it, sox...thank you :)--> I watched the dance...was that suppose to be a clue? Screwdriver you say? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

I keep clicking at the foot of the bed, but nothing happens :(-->

I can't find the battery :(--> Where's the battery to get the cassette to play? :(-->

This is a great book by Barbara Ehr..rich (I lent the book out, so amn't sure of her correct last name). It's on the best seller list. She's a writer who leaves her cushy life to try and live on minimum wage...rent, food, necessities, transportation... She's a waitress in Florida...a maid up in Maine...a retail seller at Walmart in Minnessota. It's quite an eye opener... She's witty...and real... A book everyone should read.

Wishing you much health and happiness today :)--> Happy birthday :D-->