excathedra

the ET spirit flew in when ET touched elliot's forehead with his long boney finger and i think he said i'll always be with your or something like that

i love you you never came back on the last friend tracker thread (no idea whose thread we borrowed) you were telling me about your wonderful hair (singular) style and i was telling you about my moustache now i forgot what i said missed you

followed by "we're so glad that you were born 'cause if you were not here...." but excathedra exclaimed, "oh please please no wayword songs, no doctrine, this is a PARTY! let's cut the cake!!! (more spots were entering the cafe, they had heard about free cake) ohmygosh we have here but one cake and one bowling ball." tom litwin said, "bring them to me." and he commanded the greasespot party animals and the duck to sit down in the booths (the duck and linzee spun 'round and 'round on counter stools). he took the birthday cake and bowling ball, looked up to heaven and blessed and cut the cake and gave huge pieces to chuck and all his friends and bowling balls to the duck, satori, laleo and george who all grinned with sheer delight and started quacking and yacking about the time they would have bowling. and they did eat and play with bowling balls and then took up fragments, 12 dumpsters full and...

ohmygod i am heartly sorry for having offended thee and i detest all my sins because of thy just punishment but most of all because they offend THEE mygod who art all good and deserving of all my love. i firmly resolve with the help of thy grace to sin no more and to avoid the near occasion of sin. amen.

your mother belts jocks in hell ha ha ha ha ha ha lcm sorry

it's my corps graduation anniversary today and in 2 days, my ex-wedding anniversary ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha sorry, these dates are still meaningful for some of my friends -- hugs kisses to you

your mother owns stock in bell

your mother smokes pot in jail

the exorcist was spiritually right on the money except for her head going all the way around, the devil did that counterfeit thing just so everyone would disregard the rest damie damie why you do this to me damie ?

i'm almost positive it is extwi@hotmail.com i just can't remember if the extwi part is separated in any way i don't think he'll mind because it's quite anonymous try that one and i'll try to find out if i'm right or not

last seen at an old greasy spoon

SWS, i'm sorry

not off the top of my head but i will look into it, ok?

was in 11th corps

happiest birthday to you. have a great one. (wish you would come back and do some more fabulous writing!!!)

dennis miller, you should have what? come clean this is better than hbo

A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son, Alan, comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy, Alan, says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Alan - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Alan - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Alan - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Alan - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that Alan and the lover are in the closet together. Alan - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Alan - "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Alan - "$750" Man - "Sold." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." Alan says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Alan -"$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes little Alan sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. Alan says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that **** again.?

Dear Sirs: I have the solution for the prevention of hijacking, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijacking, and the airline industry would have record sales. Why the hell Congress and President Bush didn't think of this already is beyond me. Sincerely, Bill Clinton

his face rings a bell he's a dead ringer ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ** New Sex Study It has been studied and determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.

the only thing i can think of is the ones you are linking to don't allow people to use the image i have tried a couple, one worked, one did not um, i'll try to find you a computer person like steve! to answer this because i'm not really sure

i'm not gonna download them and sell them or anything

dot, i don't know if i want to see that movie, sounds scary rob, have a good trip

Oh Why you look so sad tears are in your eyes Come on and come to me, now Don't Be ashamed to cry Let me see you through Cause I've seen the dark side, too When the night falls on you You don't know what to do Nothing you confess Could make me love you less I'll stand by you I'll stand by you Won't let nobody hurt you I'll stand by you So If you're mad, get mad don't hold it all inside come on and talk to me now Hey what you got to hide I get angry too, Well I'm a lot like you When you're standing at the crossroads And don't know which path to choose Let me come along Cause even if you're wrong I'll stand by you I'll stand by you Won't let nobody hurt you I'll stand by you Take me in into your darkest hour And I'll never desert you I'll stand by you. And when When the night falls on you baby You're feelin' all alone You won't be on your own I'll stand by you I'll stand by you Won't let nobody hurt you I'll stand by you Take me in into your darkest hour and I'll never desert you I'll stand by you I'll stand by you Won't let nobody hurt you I'll stand by you.

gingie, i loved what you said and your beautiful ideas for forum names which sound healing and whole ahat