Out There

Maureen: you have my prayers going up for you. Always remember that God is right there at your side every moment ready to help you, just ask and He will move the world for you.

I thought Joseph died years ago. Roy I think you just had a regular old dream.

Ode to my Car by Adam Sandler (I took my car to the mechanic this AM)

I'm "Out There"

I think it's based upon the amount of Manure that was in the spreader. Hi Sprawled, Good to hear from you again. Hows life treating you? I got hit by a tree branch two weeks ago and woke up two days later in the hospital (It was a hard hit) I have been having really massive headaches since so I sure could use some good 11th corps prayers (They are powerful medicine).

WOW!! Being a expert grillmaster I have never seen one of these before. I feel like I have just been schooled.

Whoops, I so humbly apologize. I was thinking that maybe some were not so smart but you are absolutely right. The manure kind of overflowed the sides of the spreader also. Can you imagine what it must be like being in the 36th corps today? lets see, work crews will report today to Rosies closet to help organize her wardrobe. Lunch time announcements - same old cr@p as yesterday, dinner menu - same old Cr@p as yesterday. announcements: would all the branch coordinators please report to the presidents room after the meal; would all twig coordinators please report to the presidents room after the meal; would all area coordinators please report to the presidents room after the... oh he!! with it, would both corps people please report to the presidents room after the meal.

Haallooo: Anyone Out There? (Besides me?)

I used to work in Pro Baseball. Cussin was an absolute part of the language. If you didn't cus know one had any idea of what you were talking about. However, Since I left that job my mouth is 85% cleaner however I don't have any fewer cavities

I was Nawed on a couple times. It wasn't the cussin that was bad but the SPIT and breath could stop a freight train. Oh. yea, he needed some dental work. He had a couple cavities on his back molars - Sudo are you listening

I'll never forget how hard it was to run a class while in the next block over the LC was running his mitts up and down some fresh young interim corps gal.

I do it. It's a blast. The only thing is I do it where without technical climbing ability you can't get to them. There is another sport called Letter Boxing that is done with a compass. You can do Geocaching with a map if you learn how to convert it to UGM grids. It's more challenging but thats half the fun. I do it to check off how many I find, not for the junk inside. There is another sport called the Confluence project where participants are trying to get to every spot where the Longitude and Latitude lines come together. You can find the details at www.confluence.org You need a GPS for this as you have to take a photo of it at the site but it also is alot of fun. I have set up a few geo caches. All you need is a metal box (Preferably an army ammo box) and a few trinkets and you are on your way.

I just read this thread because of the drama involved. Please when it gets claimed let us all know. Oh. by the way.. Is it the 10 carot diamond watchband that I gave you to repair and never got back from you? If so you can ship it to me (But not by UPS, I don't want Craiggers to get his mits near it) The Instigator P.O. Box 327 New kno.... Whoops old address sorry.

I see a thread for the 22nd way corps. how high did it go before the new and improved version came out? or are they still numbering from 1 and ar eup around 33 or so now?

huh..?

Here is a true story, I know because I was the one involved. I had witnessed a shooting and was the only witness. two guys did the crime, one ended up pleading guilty the other went to trial and recv'd life w/o parole. the dialog went like this Prosecuting attorney (P.A.) You shot the guy Gang Member (G.B.) no I didn P.A. Yes you did G.M. No I didn P.A. We have a witness G.M. No you dont P.A. yes we do G.M. no you dont P.A. Yes we do G.M. Who's your witness? the White guy in the grey car? P.A. Yes G.M. oh.. I didn't have to testify in that trial at all, the next one I did. They both got life w.o parole.

The moment I was at corpse week and heard Don W. say the Passing of the Patty was a complete lie I heard the captain of the Titanic say " the Pool is Open"

Bishop K.C. I thought was buried under the Flag pole outside the BRc. There was a monument there to him.

I heard Coco has been spending it's final years behind bars for imitating the the White House Dog. Could this be true or is it just a rumor?

I've eaten Breaded Llama before and it tastes alot like poodle. We ate poodle in residence our first year (all you 11th and 9th should remember) it was green and they called it Broccoli/cailiflower surprise. Remember one brave soul went up for seconds and we all clapped for him Wasn't it Dave Bed who reproved us because we hurt the feelings of those who worked hard to make it for us (and killed all the other little poodles out back)

Coco Coco Llama sabachthani Why Hast thy forsaken me? Hey I just thought of something, Could it be that Coco is on the lam down in south America, Disguised as a Llama?

I was in Vegas a couple weeks ago, On a friday night you would not believe how many brides are sitting in the casino's in front of Slut machines hoping to win back their wedding expenses, 25 cents at a time.

I once stopped the cleanse on day much like Groucho did but on the 5th day, instead of Mexican I ate a stromboli and a drank a beer, I was convinced that I was possesed by many demons because of what happened afterwards. You know you were in the TWI if you've ever been on the cleanse and made the topic of a conversation the intricate details of your bowel movement.

I remember a picture of VPW teaching a dog how to hunt. Maybe someone should make a picture of him shooting a poodle By the way, I really don't like poodles, I think they are a puff dog. Last year I ate ground Porcupine, I think Poodle tastes alot like Porcupine.

As punishment for past deeds I think I came back as myself (I'm not doing any better this time around either)