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  1. Raf

    The Cone of Alpha

    It's official. Alpha has formed, making this the busiest storm season since records have been kept.
  2. Oh my God, it's headed right for us!
  3. Raf

    The Cone of Alpha

    This is not a drill. Tropical Storm Alpha is forming.
  4. No problem, Lifted. I'd have gone on to the next one, but we've had a little hurricane fatigue going on here... New quote: "Do you know how to use that thing?" "Of course. The pointy end goes into the other man." and... "The lady and I were trying to dance." "You were trying. She was succeeding."
  5. Raf

    Absurd Book Titles

    If they can understand each other.
  6. Raf

    Absurd Book Titles

    Moooooving away from politics... Serious, by George Carlin Class, by Paris Hilton Modesty, by Christina Aguilera Myooozhik iiiiiith mah liiiiiiiife, by Bob Dylan Abstinence, by Ron Jeremy How to Write a Sophisticated Romance Novel, by Trey Parker and Matt Stone Myooozhik iiiiiith hith liiiiiiiife, by Randy Newman
  7. Krys, I know this was not the reaction you intended, but I have a big smile on my face from your story. I'm not laughing at the fact that you were hurt, but isn't that something we all do? I did things like that on a smaller scale. Just a few days ago I was going to buy a birthday card for my stepfather (Halloween), even though he passed away late last year. I'm sorry for your tears, but your story is just priceless and beautiful. :)
  8. Raf

    The Cone of Wilma

    I suspect he'll need to do some laundry to extend his stay a day or two.
  9. Raf

    Absurd Book Titles

    I think we have a winner.
  10. IMPORTANT MEETING OF THE SCHOOL Monday, the 24 of October, 6:00 P.M. in the gymnasium of the school Due to the budget cuts, a number of changes will happen. Some of these changes will affect their children. Its attention in this meeting is important. Please, it comes and to demonstrate to his children, their professors, and the administration that you support to him.
  11. Wow. You do appear to be as blissful as anyone I've ever known. :)
  12. Raf

    The Cone of Wilma

    I didn't write this, but I wish I had... By xxxxx xxxxxxxx As Hurricane Wilma stalled over the Yucatan, delaying landfall in Florida until Tuesday at the soonest, print journalists struggled to keep readers interested in what the once-threatening storm was not doing.
  13. Raf

    Absurd Book Titles

    40 Ways to Leave Your Lover, by Billy Graham A Secretary is Not a Toy, by Bill Clinton Meditations on the Deeper Meanings of Socrates, Aristotle and Plato, by George W. Bush Don't Freak, by Michael Jackson
  14. No, Oldies, my comment was not an exaggeration in the slightest. Your celebrated ignorance on these matters is astonishing.
  15. My Spanish isn't great, but altavista gave me enough to work with. REUNIÓN IMPORTANTE DE LA ESCUELA Lunes, el 24 de octubre, 6:00 P.M. en el gimnasio de la escuela Debido a los cortes de presupuesto, un número de cambios ocurrirán. Algunos de estos cambios afectarán a sus niños. Su atención en esta reunión es importante. Por favor, venga y demostrar a sus niños, sus profesores, y la administración que usted le apoya.
  16. Okay, but only because we were told to cheat. Hell and High Water
  17. I don't doubt the commitment of those who stayed. What I doubt is the leadership, and the leadership did run things into the ground: everything you laud them for was ruined at their hands. I don't give them credit for keeping things moving for five years when they could have and should have been moving to this very day. Captain Smith, you did a terrific job getting this ship two-thirds of the way from Britain. Shame about that iceberg thing, eh?
  18. I could say you missed the point, WTH. I could say that the thought that some people are researching solely to discredit VPW is not only ignorant, but outright stupid. But since you've made up your mind on the subject, it wouldn't really matter, would it? Since you don't recognize a joke when you see one, how can I expect you to know what I was saying in that post? I didn't, which is a good thing, because you didn't.
  19. Common ground. I had a feeling there had to be some, somewhere. Good to be on the same side, for once, WTH.
  20. Raf

    The Cone of Wilma

    So, there's a chance (a chance, mind you) that all these models will look very different once this thing hits the Yucatan.
  21. Yes. They went back on their word. I blame them.
  22. Let's see: I had Beau. I still have Tarzana (named by her former owner because the cat used to snag her nails on the curtain and swing back and forth). Then I got a cat I named Moses, after the cat in the song by Joshua Kadison. Moses didn't last long: died very quickly, so I replaced him with... Joshua! Because Joshua comes after Moses. I have one more. As you may have guessed, his name is Judge.
  23. Point taken. So, instead of relying on what you claimed to have "studied" biblically, I'll do my own research, as Mark did in finding you were wrong.
  24. Everyone knows Strong's Concordance was put together for the specific intent of discrediting VPW. Strong should have done his own research instead of listening to some anti-VPWites.
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