What began as Parliamentary Resolution 10507 became compromise legislation that continues funding for sniper instruction but mandates that the Copains d'âne (i.e. "Butt Buddies”) sensitivity training series be integrated into all shooting exercises.
My ex was a sniper and police officer, the stress of the job requires a sick sense of humor, imo. You should hear some of the jokes those guys tell! NOT many of them can be shared with the general public because of how hard it is to understand the humor unless you're intimately familiar with the details of the duty.
OFM, I'm sure there are quite a few jokes and pranks you could share that would make our hair curl.
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doojable
"DON"T SMILE! DON'T SMILE! This has to look like I hate it!"
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FreeAtLast
Sorry gotta keep my wholesome image. Can't throw out the thoughts going through my head at the moment. OMG
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Raf
I wish I knew how to quit you, SIR!
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T-Bone
Military field-tests Bullet Proof Underwear
Soldiers no longer afraid to turn the other cheek
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GarthP2000
Running out of tripods to mount his superior officer's AK-47, a soldier offers his 'crack' as a replacement, ... and it fits quite well.
Just goes to show that there is some practical uses for the French asses.
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FreeAtLast
OMG Raf!!!!! ROFLMAO
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pond
it just feels like im doing my duty lately.
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Jim
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "buttstock"
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Ca_dreaming
Bad form....don't even want to go there.......
T-Bone- I like your Caption
Jim yours is good too.
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Belle
I'm sorry, I'm just laughing too hard to breathe, much less come up with a caption to post.....
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krys
I may be a wet blanket, but I don't think this is a funny photo.
It looks to me like a sniper and his spotter doing all they can to make the kill. I would call it "Commitment" or "Cooperation".
These guys don't care what they look like, as long as they get the job done - - and that's ALL they care about.
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krys
sure your right that is why i said they have a sense of duty.. but Im sure any good soldiers has a sense of humor in their job as well.
the job may be serious but life doesnt always have to be.
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Cynic
What began as Parliamentary Resolution 10507 became compromise legislation that continues funding for sniper instruction but mandates that the Copains d'âne (i.e. "Butt Buddies”) sensitivity training series be integrated into all shooting exercises.
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Flow7
The French Crack troops performing their first lesson in CYA (Covering your A$$)
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Sushi
Maybe you'll like this one better, Krys. It's titeld, "Bomb Squad Humor"
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oilfieldmedic
My submission for the sniper is " Dude, I can hear the ocean"!
Excellent Sushi...that is so true to form too...you ought to hear us over here in my clinic
somedays we just need slapped!
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ChattyKathy
You people are crazy!
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doojable
Sushi - Your's looks like someone is getting ready to pack a lunch in a pod before it becomes an alien.......
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Belle
My ex was a sniper and police officer, the stress of the job requires a sick sense of humor, imo.
You should hear some of the jokes those guys tell! NOT many of them can be shared with the general public because of how hard it is to understand the humor unless you're intimately familiar with the details of the duty.
OFM, I'm sure there are quite a few jokes and pranks you could share that would make our hair curl.
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krys
Okay! I surrender! I will lighten up. I guess I've been too serious lately.
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Dot Matrix
Sniper picture
DON'T
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R
T
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Kevlar2000
"Is that a gas-powered rifle?"
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