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"No one can pull the wool over my eyes. Cashmere maybe, but wool, never."

"I don't know how we're going to explain to our friends that we spent several years with people who aren't even in the social register."

"You call yourselves actors!?"

"I don't call myself an actor."

"If I say you're an actor you're an actor!"

"Ok! I'm an actor!"

"Believe me, you are NO actor!"

George

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"Wahine wiki huki luki nu, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart."

"That's beautiful. What's it mean?"

"It means this bar is off-limits to all military personnel."

"Anyone who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop."

"You don't know anything about space."

"I do know one thing. You take up more of it than I do."

"No one can pull the wool over my eyes. Cashmere maybe, but wool, never."

"I don't know how we're going to explain to our friends that we spent several years with people who aren't even in the social register."

"You call yourselves actors!?"

"I don't call myself an actor."

"If I say you're an actor you're an actor!"

"Ok! I'm an actor!"

"Believe me, you are NO actor!"

George

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“When you're young, your whole life is about the pursuit of fun. Then, you grow up and learn to be cautious. You could break a bone or a heart. You look before you leap and sometimes you don't leap at all because there's not always someone there to catch you. And in life, there's no safety net. When did it stop being fun and start being scary?”

“Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.”

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More....

They're starting to die on us.

Oh my god.

Well at least you weren't stood up.

35 and they're dying. We should just give up now.

Well, on the bright side, this could explain why they don't call back.

Hmm.

How did he... ?

Heart attack.

Oh.

At the gym.

See, this is why I don't work out

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"So, you sacked the cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker?"

"The second cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker I've sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick."

"We're going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day."

"We're going to Denny's?"

"Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China."

George

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No.

"It's time for the MIDNIGHT barn raisin'!"

"Can't we just BUY nails?"

"That would be..."

"I know! I know! 'Idleness'!"

"No, that would be SLOTH."

"So, you sacked the cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker?"

"The second cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker I've sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick."

"We're going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day."

"We're going to Denny's?"

"Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China."

George

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"If Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cared, why'd he keep doing it?"

"TROZ is ZORT in the mirror!"

"Egad!... Are you going to read me a bedtime story? I'll put on my jammmies.. And chaps!"

"... Yes.. I'll read you a story. The greatest legend of them all!"

"The legend of affordable universal health care??"

"It's time for the MIDNIGHT barn raisin'!"

"Can't we just BUY nails?"

"That would be..."

"I know! I know! 'Idleness'!"

"No, that would be SLOTH."

"So, you sacked the cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker?"

"The second cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker I've sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick."

"We're going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day."

"We're going to Denny's?"

"Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China."

George

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the word "zort" was a dead give away. It's Pinky and the Brain from Animaniacs. You know, I've got to stop watching cartoons. :biglaugh: I am going to have anyone else post besides me(already did quotes from Doctor Who).

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