well... I never saw it but with that last clue the only thing that comes to mind is "Out of Africa"... which I always found to be a puzzling title, how could you ever run out of Africa? ...I mean, there's so much of it!
"Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?"
"No."
"He gets taller."
"Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock.
Guy said, 'Why don't you watch where you're going.' The drunk says, 'Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else.'
"Stop that! Why are doin' that?"
"What I'm about to do, I don't want to remember a lot of it."
"Hey Man, don't hit him! That's AJ Foyt!"
"Really?"
"The Fourth!"
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"What?"
"How fast you were going."
"Ten?"
"Eight."
"Isn't the speed limit ten?"
"Yeah. It is."
"Are you police?"
"CAMPUS police."
"I want that road blocked tighter than a tick's @$$!"
"Are you really Japanese?"
"Dammit, we are high-powered Japanese executives. We work hard and we play even harder. Now tell us what you see there or we'll find ourselves another candidate over at Georgia Polytech."
"I don't know about you, but I'd SURE hate to be that safe right about now..."
"Hmm, must be a wet fuse."
"Maybe its backwards."
"Of course its supposed to be backwards-it's a CHINESE fuse."
"No, I mean its backwards from the way it's supposed to be."
"Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?"
" I ate Chinese food once."
"Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend."
"I dated a Korean girl in high school."
"That is an entirely different Oriental nation. Get an education!"
"You’re the one who got the fuse wrong!"
"You know nothing about Chino-Sino-American relations."
"Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?"
"No."
"He gets taller."
"Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock.
Guy said, 'Why don't you watch where you're going.' The drunk says, 'Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else.'
"Stop that! Why are doin' that?"
"What I'm about to do, I don't want to remember a lot of it."
"Hey Man, don't hit him! That's AJ Foyt!"
"Really?"
"The Fourth!"
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"What?"
"How fast you were going."
"Ten?"
"Eight."
"Isn't the speed limit ten?"
"Yeah. It is."
"Are you police?"
"CAMPUS police."
"That road better be closed up tighter than a tick's @$$!"
"Are you really Japanese?"
"Dammit, we are high-powered Japanese executives. We work hard and we play even harder. Now tell us what you see there or we'll find ourselves another candidate over at Georgia Polytech."
"I don't know about you, but I'd SURE hate to be that safe right about now..."
"Hmm, must be a wet fuse."
"Maybe its backwards."
"Of course its supposed to be backwards-it's a CHINESE fuse."
"No, I mean its backwards from the way it's supposed to be."
"Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?"
" I ate Chinese food once."
"Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend."
"I dated a Korean girl in high school."
"That is an entirely different Oriental nation. Get an education!"
"You’re the one who got the fuse wrong!"
"You don't know nothing about Chino-Sino-American relations."
"They planted a still on our farm."
"They PLANTED a still? Why would they have to PLANT a still?"
"'Cause they're too d* dumb to find our real still."
"Man, I'm never gonna get out of this car again! I'm gonna live in it, I'm gonna eat in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it!"
"You mean you're gonna make sweet love IN it."
"Oh no, I'm gonna have sex with it."
"Whoo, P! If you pop a feather in that hat maybe your man-hoe's would show you a little bit more respect, huzzah!"
"I have $100 here for whoever knocks that loudmouth sumb* out."
"Don't you know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day?"
"I make helmets out of em. An armadillo shell is one of the only helmets that will block brain waves. Also make a pretty good soup bowl."
"Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?"
"No."
"He gets taller."
"Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock.
Guy said, 'Why don't you watch where you're going.' The drunk says, 'Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else.'
First scene we meet Uncle Jesse, who sometimes tells jokes.
Uncle Jesse's played by Willie Nelson.
"Stop that! Why are doin' that?"
"What I'm about to do, I don't want to remember a lot of it."
Luke Duke and Uncle Jesse towards the end- Uncle Jesse takes a huge swig of moonshine before doing something...
"Hey Man, don't hit him! That's AJ Foyt!"
"Really?"
"The Fourth!"
Barfight at the beginning, with some professional racing types in the area.
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"What?"
"How fast you were going."
"Ten?"
"Eight."
"Isn't the speed limit ten?"
"Yeah. It is."
"Are you police?"
"CAMPUS police."
The clueless campus police at the University of Georgia.
"That road better be closed up tighter than a tick's @$$!"
Boss Hogg about his roadblock, after the race.
"Are you really Japanese?"
"Dammit, we are high-powered Japanese executives. We work hard and we play even harder. Now tell us what you see there or we'll find ourselves another candidate over at Georgia Polytech."
Bo and Luke, posing successfully as 2 Japanese scientists at the University during an open house.
"I don't know about you, but I'd SURE hate to be that safe right now..."
"The Balladeer", when the Dukes realize Boss Hogg's big mystery's answer has to be in his safe...
"Hmm, must be a wet fuse."
"Maybe its backwards."
"Of course its supposed to be backwards-it's a CHINESE fuse."
"No, I mean its backwards from the way it's supposed to be."
"Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?"
" I ate Chinese food once."
"Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend."
"I dated a Korean girl in high school."
"That is an entirely different Oriental nation. Get an education!"
"You’re the one who got the fuse wrong!"
"You don't know nothing about Chino-Sino-American relations."
Bo Luke and "Sheev", their friend who "makes bait and blows sh* up, on getting the safe open, using his specialty.
No, not fishing bait...
"They planted a still on our farm."
"They PLANTED a still? Why would they have to PLANT a still?"
"'Cause they're too d* dumb to find our real still."
Daisy, about Hogg and Roscoe planting a still on the farm.
"Man, I'm never gonna get out of this car again! I'm gonna live in it, I'm gonna eat in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it!"
"You mean you're gonna make sweet love IN it."
"Oh no, I'm gonna have sex with it."
Bo and Luke. Bo's really attached to the car.
"Whoo, P! If you pop a feather in that hat maybe your man-hoe's would show you a little bit more respect, huzzah!"
"I have $100 here for whoever knocks that loudmouth sumb* out."
Boss Hogg visiting the jail, in his trademarked white suit. (Played by Burt Reynolds.)
One inmate keeps making fun of the suit.
"Don't you know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day?"
The inmate he handed over the $100 to, just before Boss Hogg leaves earshot.
There's a GREAT pause by Reynolds before he keeps going on-it looks like it says a lot...
"I make helmets out of em. An armadillo shell is one of the only helmets that will block brain waves. Also make a pretty good soup bowl."
"Liubliu? Ia vas liubliu. Ia vas liubliu. What's it mean?"
"I love you."
"'Love you.' What bloody good is that?"
"I don't know, I wasn't going to use it myself."
"I will not take action against you, now. This is the first day here and there has been much stupidity and carelessness... on both sides!"
"Afraid this tea's pathetic. Must have used these wretched leaves about twenty times. It's not that I mind so much. Tea without milk is so uncivilized."
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Flow7
Crimson Tide?
GeorgeStGeorge
I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
WordWolf
Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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well... I never saw it but with that last clue the only thing that comes to mind is "Out of Africa"... which I always found to be a puzzling title, how could you ever run out of Africa? ...I mean, there's so much of it!
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Well I declare Strange one, you are correct.
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Tom Strange
I am??? ...are you sure???
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OK then... this should be easy...
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
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Since (I predict) this will be so easy, I just wanted to get this other exchange in there as well:
Male: Now be totally honest. You do have a boyfriend don't you.
Female: Kind of
Male: I know this is our first date but do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you could think of me?
Female: Well I haven't made love to him yet.
Male: That's too bad. Do you think its possible that someday you could make love with me and think of him?
Female: Who knows maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me.
Male: I'd be happy to be in there somewhere.
Here's the first one again:
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
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I'm thinking... "The Jerk"?
George
(and, no, I don't mean Tom)
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Correct... For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.
Your turn GSG.
for those of you ladies who have not seen it... by all means do! It's a "classic" love story...
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I think my favorite scene from "The Jerk" was:
"I have to show you this example of man's cruelty to animals in my country."
"Ah, yes. I've heard of this. Cat juggling."
New movie (these are from memory, so perhaps not exactly right):
"What have I done?"
"What you've always done. Taking certain death and making it a chance for life."
"This planet is breaking apart!"
"Yes! Exhilarating, isn't it?!"
George
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It's "Star Trek III:the Search for Spock", isn't it?
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GeorgeStGeorge
Yes, indeed.
George
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Lifted Up
OK, WW, how about taking a wait off our shoulders???
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WordWolf
Everybody's in a hurry.
Ok, next one...
"Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?"
"No."
"He gets taller."
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GeorgeStGeorge
I've probably heard that joke a number of times, but what movie...?
"Lord of War" again?
George
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WordWolf
No.
AFAIK, we have not done THIS movie yet.
"Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?"
"No."
"He gets taller."
"Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock.
Guy said, 'Why don't you watch where you're going.' The drunk says, 'Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else.'
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"Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?"
"No."
"He gets taller."
"Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock.
Guy said, 'Why don't you watch where you're going.' The drunk says, 'Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else.'
"Stop that! Why are doin' that?"
"What I'm about to do, I don't want to remember a lot of it."
"Hey Man, don't hit him! That's AJ Foyt!"
"Really?"
"The Fourth!"
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GeorgeStGeorge
"Talladega Nights"?
George
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WordWolf
No....
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"Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?"
"No."
"He gets taller."
"Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock.
Guy said, 'Why don't you watch where you're going.' The drunk says, 'Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else.'
"Stop that! Why are doin' that?"
"What I'm about to do, I don't want to remember a lot of it."
"Hey Man, don't hit him! That's AJ Foyt!"
"Really?"
"The Fourth!"
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"What?"
"How fast you were going."
"Ten?"
"Eight."
"Isn't the speed limit ten?"
"Yeah. It is."
"Are you police?"
"CAMPUS police."
"I want that road blocked tighter than a tick's @$$!"
"Are you really Japanese?"
"Dammit, we are high-powered Japanese executives. We work hard and we play even harder. Now tell us what you see there or we'll find ourselves another candidate over at Georgia Polytech."
"I don't know about you, but I'd SURE hate to be that safe right about now..."
"Hmm, must be a wet fuse."
"Maybe its backwards."
"Of course its supposed to be backwards-it's a CHINESE fuse."
"No, I mean its backwards from the way it's supposed to be."
"Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?"
" I ate Chinese food once."
"Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend."
"I dated a Korean girl in high school."
"That is an entirely different Oriental nation. Get an education!"
"You’re the one who got the fuse wrong!"
"You know nothing about Chino-Sino-American relations."
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"Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?"
"No."
"He gets taller."
"Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock.
Guy said, 'Why don't you watch where you're going.' The drunk says, 'Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else.'
"Stop that! Why are doin' that?"
"What I'm about to do, I don't want to remember a lot of it."
"Hey Man, don't hit him! That's AJ Foyt!"
"Really?"
"The Fourth!"
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"What?"
"How fast you were going."
"Ten?"
"Eight."
"Isn't the speed limit ten?"
"Yeah. It is."
"Are you police?"
"CAMPUS police."
"That road better be closed up tighter than a tick's @$$!"
"Are you really Japanese?"
"Dammit, we are high-powered Japanese executives. We work hard and we play even harder. Now tell us what you see there or we'll find ourselves another candidate over at Georgia Polytech."
"I don't know about you, but I'd SURE hate to be that safe right about now..."
"Hmm, must be a wet fuse."
"Maybe its backwards."
"Of course its supposed to be backwards-it's a CHINESE fuse."
"No, I mean its backwards from the way it's supposed to be."
"Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?"
" I ate Chinese food once."
"Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend."
"I dated a Korean girl in high school."
"That is an entirely different Oriental nation. Get an education!"
"You’re the one who got the fuse wrong!"
"You don't know nothing about Chino-Sino-American relations."
"They planted a still on our farm."
"They PLANTED a still? Why would they have to PLANT a still?"
"'Cause they're too d* dumb to find our real still."
"Man, I'm never gonna get out of this car again! I'm gonna live in it, I'm gonna eat in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it!"
"You mean you're gonna make sweet love IN it."
"Oh no, I'm gonna have sex with it."
"Whoo, P! If you pop a feather in that hat maybe your man-hoe's would show you a little bit more respect, huzzah!"
"I have $100 here for whoever knocks that loudmouth sumb* out."
"Don't you know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day?"
"I make helmets out of em. An armadillo shell is one of the only helmets that will block brain waves. Also make a pretty good soup bowl."
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"The Dukes of Hazard," I believe.
George
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WordWolf
Correct!
Except there's a second "z" in "Hazzard. :)
I think we have low reading rates right now due to the holidays...
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Here's the breakdowns...
"Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?"
"No."
"He gets taller."
"Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock.
Guy said, 'Why don't you watch where you're going.' The drunk says, 'Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else.'
First scene we meet Uncle Jesse, who sometimes tells jokes.
Uncle Jesse's played by Willie Nelson.
"Stop that! Why are doin' that?"
"What I'm about to do, I don't want to remember a lot of it."
Luke Duke and Uncle Jesse towards the end- Uncle Jesse takes a huge swig of moonshine before doing something...
"Hey Man, don't hit him! That's AJ Foyt!"
"Really?"
"The Fourth!"
Barfight at the beginning, with some professional racing types in the area.
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
"What?"
"How fast you were going."
"Ten?"
"Eight."
"Isn't the speed limit ten?"
"Yeah. It is."
"Are you police?"
"CAMPUS police."
The clueless campus police at the University of Georgia.
"That road better be closed up tighter than a tick's @$$!"
Boss Hogg about his roadblock, after the race.
"Are you really Japanese?"
"Dammit, we are high-powered Japanese executives. We work hard and we play even harder. Now tell us what you see there or we'll find ourselves another candidate over at Georgia Polytech."
Bo and Luke, posing successfully as 2 Japanese scientists at the University during an open house.
"I don't know about you, but I'd SURE hate to be that safe right now..."
"The Balladeer", when the Dukes realize Boss Hogg's big mystery's answer has to be in his safe...
"Hmm, must be a wet fuse."
"Maybe its backwards."
"Of course its supposed to be backwards-it's a CHINESE fuse."
"No, I mean its backwards from the way it's supposed to be."
"Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?"
" I ate Chinese food once."
"Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend."
"I dated a Korean girl in high school."
"That is an entirely different Oriental nation. Get an education!"
"You’re the one who got the fuse wrong!"
"You don't know nothing about Chino-Sino-American relations."
Bo Luke and "Sheev", their friend who "makes bait and blows sh* up, on getting the safe open, using his specialty.
No, not fishing bait...
"They planted a still on our farm."
"They PLANTED a still? Why would they have to PLANT a still?"
"'Cause they're too d* dumb to find our real still."
Daisy, about Hogg and Roscoe planting a still on the farm.
"Man, I'm never gonna get out of this car again! I'm gonna live in it, I'm gonna eat in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it!"
"You mean you're gonna make sweet love IN it."
"Oh no, I'm gonna have sex with it."
Bo and Luke. Bo's really attached to the car.
"Whoo, P! If you pop a feather in that hat maybe your man-hoe's would show you a little bit more respect, huzzah!"
"I have $100 here for whoever knocks that loudmouth sumb* out."
Boss Hogg visiting the jail, in his trademarked white suit. (Played by Burt Reynolds.)
One inmate keeps making fun of the suit.
"Don't you know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day?"
The inmate he handed over the $100 to, just before Boss Hogg leaves earshot.
There's a GREAT pause by Reynolds before he keeps going on-it looks like it says a lot...
"I make helmets out of em. An armadillo shell is one of the only helmets that will block brain waves. Also make a pretty good soup bowl."
Sheev's a conspiracy theorist. And a weirdo.
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"Danny, do you speak Russian?"
"A little, but only one sentence."
"Well, let me have it, mate."
"Ia vas liubliu."
"Ia ia vas..."
"Liubliu."
"Liubliu? Ia vas liubliu. Ia vas liubliu. What's it mean?"
"I love you."
"'Love you.' What bloody good is that?"
"I don't know, I wasn't going to use it myself."
"I will not take action against you, now. This is the first day here and there has been much stupidity and carelessness... on both sides!"
"Afraid this tea's pathetic. Must have used these wretched leaves about twenty times. It's not that I mind so much. Tea without milk is so uncivilized."
George
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Lifted Up
Rings a bell, but not a loud enough one. One thing though, if it rings a bell with me, it is probably an oldie.
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