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"Space Cowboys"?

Close. (In genre, if not cast,etc.)

"Dan, we didn't see this thing coming?"

"Well, our object collison budget's a million dollars, that allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon sir, but it's a big-foot sky."

"With the proximity of the asteroid, and no prep time, none of our primary plans can work."

"Why don't we just send up a hundred and fifty nuclear warheads and blast that rock apart?"

"You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?"

"You wanna compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years."

"I know the presidents' chief scientific advisor, we were at MIT together. And, in a situation like this, you-you really don't wanna take the advice from a man who got a C minus in astrophysics. The presidents' advisors are... wrong. I'm right."

"It is stuck, yes?"

"Back off! You don't know the components!"

"Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!"

George

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"Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago."

"Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis."

"I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati."

"No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly."

"He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin."

"Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was North or South."

"North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia."

"You sure know your boxing."

"All I know is never bet on the white guy."

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"Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago."

"Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis."

"I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati."

"No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly."

"He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin."

"Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was North or South."

"North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia."

"You sure know your boxing."

"All I know is never bet on the white guy."

"Congratulations, Ed! I hear Edna's pregnant again."

"Yeah, and when I find the guy that did it..."

" I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader!

...........I mean I was dating a lot at the time."

"Ladies and gentlemen, we would now like to draw the first Door Prize of the evening - an all-expenses-paid trip to the Gilligan Islands!"

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"Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago."

"Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis."

"I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati."

"No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly."

"He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin."

"Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was North or South."

"North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia."

"You sure know your boxing."

"All I know is never bet on the white guy."

"Congratulations, Ed! I hear Edna's pregnant again."

"Yeah, and when I find the guy that did it..."

" I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader!

...........I mean, at the time, I was dating a lot."

"Ladies and gentlemen, we would now like to draw the first Door Prize of the evening - an all-expenses-paid trip to the Gilligan Islands!"

"What can you tell us about the man you saw last night?"

"He's Caucasian."

"Caucasian?"

"Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three."

"Awfully big moustache."

"Que sera sera... You do speak French, don't you?"

"Unfortunately no, but I do kiss that way."

"Your coat, sir?"

"Yes, it is. And I have a receipt to prove it."

"Do you gamble?"

"Every time I order out."

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"Me, I want what's coming to me."

"Oh, well what's coming to you?"

"The world, chico, and everything in it."

"You want to give me the cash, or do I kill your brother first, before I kill you?"

"Why don't you try sticking your head up your a-s-s? See if it fits."

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."

"The only thing in this world that gives orders... is balls."

George

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"Me, I want what's coming to me."

"Oh, well what's coming to you?"

"The world, chico, and everything in it."

"You want to give me the cash, or do I kill your brother first, before I kill you?"

"Why don't you try sticking your head up your a-s-s? See if it fits."

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."

"The only thing in this world that gives orders... is balls."

George

Pretty much every other line had the F-word in it. :lol:

George

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"If you had to guess where she was headed next, what would be your best guess?"

"Guessing won't be necessary. She informed me. She said that I could keep my wicked life for two reasons..."

"As I said before, I've allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. And the second reason is so you can tell him in person everything that happened here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body. I want you to tell him all the information you just told me. I want him to know what I know. I want him to know I want him to know."

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