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"I always say, the way a man treats his car is how he treats himself."

"Rule One: You can not change the deal.

Rule Two: No Names.

Rule Three: Don't open the package."

"Monsieur Frank, people with this kind of firepower do not make mistakes about who they visit. Who would want you this dead?"

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"I always say, the way a man treats his car is how he treats himself."

"Rule One: Never change the deal.

Rule Two: No Names.

Rule Three: Never open the package."

"Monsieur Frank, people with this kind of firepower do not make mistakes about who they visit. Who would want you this dead?"

"If you don't mind...I just conditioned the leather back there."

"You gave me too much."

"We need you to take us to Avignon."

"The deal was this far and no further."

"The deal is the deal."

"Rule number one."

"Rules are meant to be broken."

"Not mine."

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"I always say, the way a man treats his car is how he treats himself."

"Rule One: Never change the deal.

Rule Two: No Names.

Rule Three: Never open the package."

"Monsieur Frank, people with this kind of firepower do not make mistakes about who they visit. Who would want you this dead?"

"If you don't mind...I just conditioned the leather back there."

"You gave me too much."

"We need you to take us to Avignon."

"The deal was this far and no further."

"The deal is the deal."

"Rule number one."

"Rules are meant to be broken."

"Not mine."

"Are you looking for milk? There's milk at the door."

"Stay, stay. I'll go.

Hi."

"And you are?"

"The new cook."

"Is Monsieur Frank in?

Ah! Monsieur Frank.

Is your invitation for coffee still open?"

"Sure, come on. Please, sit."

"Madeleine?"

"Homemade?"

"Yes. I'll bring some more."

"Ah.

My mother used to make...fresh madeleines every morning.

I smell them and my whole childhood...comes back in one big flood...like Proust.

You ever read Proust, Monsieur Frank?"

"No."

"Ah. He's fantastic.

Memory like a steel trap. He would have been a great cop. A real detail man."

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"I always say, the way a man treats his car is how he treats himself."

"Rule One: Never change the deal.

Rule Two: No Names.

Rule Three: Never open the package."

"Monsieur Frank, people with this kind of firepower do not make mistakes about who they visit. Who would want you this dead?"

"If you don't mind...I just conditioned the leather back there."

"You gave me too much."

"We need you to take us to Avignon."

"The deal was this far and no further."

"The deal is the deal.

Rule number one."

"Rules are meant to be broken."

"Not mine."

"Are you looking for milk? There's milk at the door."

"Stay, stay. I'll go.

Hi."

"And you are?"

"The new cook."

"Is Monsieur Frank in?

Ah! Monsieur Frank.

Is your invitation for coffee still open?"

"Sure, come on. Please, sit."

"Madeleine?"

"Homemade?"

"Yes. I'll bring some more."

"Ah.

My mother used to make...fresh madeleines every morning.

I smell them and my whole childhood...comes back in one big flood...like Proust.

You ever read Proust, Monsieur Frank?"

"No."

"Ah. He's fantastic.

Memory like a steel trap. He would have been a great cop. A real detail man."

"You believe her?"

"Yes."

"In French we have a saying..."Never believe the cook." "

"She's not the cook."

"Transportation is a precise business."

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"I have a plan."

"You've got a plan? Okay, first of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan."

"I'm not copying you, I have a plan, that's not that unique of a thing to say."

"And secondly, I don't think you even have a plan."

"I have part of a plan."

"I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."

"That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons."

"No one's blowing up moons."

"You just wanna suck the joy out of everything."

"Metaphors go over his head."

"NOTHING goes over my head!... My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."

George

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"Hold it! You'd never last five minutes in a New York subway!"

*WHAM*

*WHAM*

"Now, THAT's how it's done!"

"I'm saying that if CBS was there, we would have 'made' Sports Spectacular!"

"What-you wanna do it again?"

"I'll be d*ed-a Kojak with a Kodak!"

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"Hold it! You'd never last five minutes in a New York subway!"

*WHAM*

*WHAM*

"Now, THAT's how it's done!"

"I'm saying that if CBS was there, we would have 'made' Sports Spectacular!"

"What-you wanna do it again?"

"I'll be d*ed-a Kojak with a Kodak!"

"Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black Lamborghini."

"Car 42, you've been in pursuit for 2 hours. Another 5 minutes and you'll be in Arizona."

"Yeah, and we're gonna STAY in pursuit until we catch them."

"It didn't take us that long to catch DILLINGER."

"Might be easier with your lights on."

"Why advertise?"

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"Hold it! You'd never last five minutes in a New York subway!"

*WHAM*

*WHAM*

"Now, THAT's how it's done!"

"I'm saying that if CBS was there, we would have 'made' Sports Spectacular!"

"What-you wanna do it again?"

"I'll be d*ed-a Kojak with a Kodak!"

"Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black Lamborghini."

"Car 42, you've been in pursuit for 2 hours. Another 5 minutes and you'll be in Arizona."

"Yeah, and we're gonna STAY in pursuit until we catch them."

"It didn't take us that long to catch DILLINGER."

"Might be easier with your lights on."

"Why advertise?"

"Why'd he call me Shorty?"

"'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all."

"What about a black Trans-Am? No, that's been done!"

"Come on! 1000 miles on one wheel? We're trying to win a race, not set a record!"

"I'm sure that doctor's a very sweet man, basically."

"Oh, thank you."

"But don't you ever tell me where you found him. Ever."

"I'm Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon. And assorted night classes at the Knoxville Tennessee school of faith healing."

"You may be a little over qualified for this job."

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"Hold it! You'd never last five minutes in a New York subway!"

*WHAM*

*WHAM*

"Now, THAT's how it's done!"

"I'm saying that if CBS was there, we would have 'made' Sports Spectacular!"

"What-you wanna do it again?"

"I'll be d*ed-a Kojak with a Kodak!"

"Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black Lamborghini."

"Car 42, you've been in pursuit for 2 hours. Another 5 minutes and you'll be in Arizona."

"Yeah, and we're gonna STAY in pursuit until we catch them."

"It didn't take us that long to catch DILLINGER."

"Might be easier with your lights on."

"Why advertise?"

"Why'd he call me Shorty?"

"'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all."

"What about a black Trans-Am? No, that's been done!"

"Come on! 1000 miles on one wheel? We're trying to win a race, not set a record!"

"I'm sure that doctor's a very sweet man, basically."

"Oh, thank you."

"But don't you ever tell me where you found him. Ever."

"I'm Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon. And assorted night classes at the Knoxville Tennessee school of faith healing."

"You may be a little over qualified for this job."

"Pull over! We want to give you our blessing!"

"J.J., there are two priests in that car. They want us to pull over."

"Victor, that's two priests driving a Ferrari. When's the last time you saw two priests drive a Ferrari? What are they doing, taking home the bingo money?"

"No, they're doing the work of the Lord. In a Ferrari, they can just do it faster."

"You all right, Victor?"

"Oh, I'm fine, J.J. It only hurts when I point."

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"Hold it! You'd never last five minutes in a New York subway!"

*WHAM*

*WHAM*

"Now, THAT's how it's done!"

"I'm saying that if CBS was there, we would have 'made' Sports Spectacular!"

"What-you wanna do it again?"

"I'll be d*ed-a Kojak with a Kodak!"

"Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black Lamborghini."

"Car 42, you've been in pursuit for 2 hours. Another 5 minutes and you'll be in Arizona."

"Yeah, and we're gonna STAY in pursuit until we catch them."

"It didn't take us that long to catch DILLINGER."

"Might be easier with your lights on."

"Why advertise?"

"Why'd he call me Shorty?"

"'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all."

"What about a black Trans-Am? No, that's been done!"

"Come on! 1000 miles on one wheel? We're trying to win a race, not set a record!"

"I'm sure that doctor's a very sweet man, basically."

"Oh, thank you."

"But don't you ever tell me where you found him. Ever."

"I'm Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon. And assorted night classes at the Knoxville Tennessee school of faith healing."

"You may be a little over qualified for this job."

"Pull over! We want to give you our blessing!"

"J.J., there are two priests in that car. They want us to pull over."

"Victor, that's two priests driving a Ferrari. When's the last time you saw two priests drive a Ferrari? What are they doing, taking home the bingo money?"

"No, they're doing the work of the Lord. In a Ferrari, they can just do it faster."

"You all right, Victor?"

"Oh, I'm fine, J.J. It only hurts when I point."

"Step back, my dear.

I must warn you, I'm Roger Moore!"

"Who?"

"Roger Moore!"

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"Hold it! You'd never last five minutes in a New York subway!"

*WHAM*

*WHAM*

"Now, THAT's how it's done!"

"I'm saying that if CBS was there, we would have 'made' Sports Spectacular!"

"What-you wanna do it again?"

"I'll be d*ed-a Kojak with a Kodak!"

"Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black Lamborghini."

"Car 42, you've been in pursuit for 2 hours. Another 5 minutes and you'll be in Arizona."

"Yeah, and we're gonna STAY in pursuit until we catch them."

"It didn't take us that long to catch DILLINGER."

"Might be easier with your lights on."

"Why advertise?"

"Why'd he call me Shorty?"

"'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all."

"What about a black Trans-Am? No, that's been done!"

"Come on! 1000 miles on one wheel? We're trying to win a race, not set a record!"

"I'm sure that doctor's a very sweet man, basically."

"Oh, thank you."

"But don't you ever tell me where you found him. Ever."

"I'm Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon. And assorted night classes at the Knoxville Tennessee school of faith healing."

"You may be a little over qualified for this job."

"Pull over! We want to give you our blessing!"

"J.J., there are two priests in that car. They want us to pull over."

"Victor, that's two priests driving a Ferrari. When's the last time you saw two priests drive a Ferrari? What are they doing, taking home the bingo money?"

"No, they're doing the work of the Lord. In a Ferrari, they can just do it faster."

"You all right, Victor?"

"Oh, I'm fine, J.J. It only hurts when I point."

"Step back, my dear.

I must warn you, I'm Roger Moore!"

"Who?"

"Roger Moore!"

" I just want to thank you for informin' them about us back in Missouri.

You know, how we're flashers and sex maniacs."

"Well, I was just repayin' you for what you and the chocolate monk did back in Ohio."

"Chocolate Monk?"

"He can say that. Yeah, he can say that,

'cause he's ridin' around with The GoodYear Blimp!"

"He can say that. He can say that,

'cause if I had the time, I'd take those rosary beads and shove em up your nose."

"These rosary beads? Up this nose?"

"Yeah."

"Will ya take a little advice?

Bring friends."

"Ha! Lots of em."

"What are you, some kind of nut? Who do you think you are?"

"Da-dum-duuummmm! I, am Captain Chaos! And this, this is my faithful companion, Cato... Say hello, Cato!"

"Been a cop long?"

"I'd like to welcome you all to an event that's sometimes been called the Automotive counterpart to the Bay of Pigs."

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"Hold it! You'd never last five minutes in a New York subway!"

*WHAM*

*WHAM*

"Now, THAT's how it's done!"

"I'm saying that if CBS was there, we would have 'made' Sports Spectacular!"

"What-you wanna do it again?"

"I'll be d*ed-a Kojak with a Kodak!"

"Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black Lamborghini."

"Car 42, you've been in pursuit for 2 hours. Another 5 minutes and you'll be in Arizona."

"Yeah, and we're gonna STAY in pursuit until we catch them."

"It didn't take us that long to catch DILLINGER."

"Might be easier with your lights on."

"Why advertise?"

"Why'd he call me Shorty?"

"'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all."

"What about a black Trans-Am? No, that's been done!"

"Come on! 1000 miles on one wheel? We're trying to win a race, not set a record!"

"I'm sure that doctor's a very sweet man, basically."

"Oh, thank you."

"But don't you ever tell me where you found him. Ever."

"I'm Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon. And assorted night classes at the Knoxville Tennessee school of faith healing."

"You may be a little over qualified for this job."

"Pull over! We want to give you our blessing!"

"J.J., there are two priests in that car. They want us to pull over."

"Victor, that's two priests driving a Ferrari. When's the last time you saw two priests drive a Ferrari? What are they doing, taking home the bingo money?"

"No, they're doing the work of the Lord. In a Ferrari, they can just do it faster."

"You all right, Victor?"

"Oh, I'm fine, J.J. It only hurts when I point."

"Step back, my dear.

I must warn you, I'm Roger Moore!"

"Who?"

"Roger Moore!"

" I just want to thank you for informin' them about us back in Missouri.

You know, how we're flashers and sex maniacs."

"Well, I was just repayin' you for what you and the chocolate monk did back in Ohio."

"Chocolate Monk?"

"He can say that. Yeah, he can say that,

'cause he's ridin' around with The GoodYear Blimp!"

"He can say that. He can say that,

'cause if I had the time, I'd take those rosary beads and shove em up your nose."

"These rosary beads? Up this nose?"

"Yeah."

"Will ya take a little advice?

Bring friends."

"Ha! Lots of em."

"What are you, some kind of nut? Who do you think you are?"

"Da-dum-duuummmm! I, am Captain Chaos! And this, this is my faithful companion, Cato... Say hello, Cato!"

"Been a cop long?"

"I'd like to welcome you all to an event that's sometimes been called the Automotive counterpart to the Bay of Pigs."

" Isn't that J.J. McClure?"

"He's nothing. Don't worry about him. It's the Blimp next to him! The Blimp! When he puts on that mask, he'll blow your g#d# doors off!"

"Jamie Blake! Yeah, you used to drive that Formula One. When high-buttoned shoes were in style!"

"You are certainly the most distinguished group of highway scofflaws and degenerates ever gathered together in one place."

"Of course you know certain sceptics note that perhaps 10,000 of the nations's most elite highway patrolmen are out there waiting for us after we start, but let's stay positively: Think of the fact that there's not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding... although I'm not so sure about Ohio."

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