"All right! You put a shiv in my partner. You know what that means? Goddammit! All winter long I got to listen to him gripe about his bowling scores. Now I'm gonna bust your foot for those three bags and I'm gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie."
"This is Doyle. I'm sittin' on Frog One."
"Yeah, I know that. We got the Westbury covered like a tent."
"The Westbury my foot! I got him on the shuttle at Grand Central, now what the hell's going on up there?"
"Weinstock, I'm telling you, they'll split if we don't move! This guy's got 'em like that, he's everything they say he is!"
"What about you, Sal? Are you everything they say YOU are?"
The high school scenes in that movie were shot at my old high school, which had been closed for a while after all us baby boomers grew up. It's back in business now.
"Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you."
"You're right! You're not your dad! He could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves!"
"Ketchup Popsicle?"
"Yeah. I learned everything I know from him. I didn't have a real father, but you, he was your real dad and you just took him for granted."
"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it."
"God, you're gonna remember this the rest of your life. Can't believe you've never been cow tipping before. Get ready to live. Huh, huh, huh, ssshhhh. She's sleepin'. What you do is, you put your shoulder into her and you push."
"And?"
"They fall over, hee, hee, hee."
"And this doesn't strike you as kinda' dumb?"
"We're family, we're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait 'til Christmas."
"It's called reading! Top to bottom, left to right... a group of words together is called a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches... Midol for any cramps."
"Hey, what's your name?"
"Helen."
"That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet."
[Reaches down and picks up a dinner roll]
"Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet."
[Pokes the roll playfully]
"You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go..."
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
[Wailing loudly, making the whole restaurant look] "Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?"
"God, you're sick!"
"Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you."
"You're right! You're not your dad! He could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves!"
"Ketchup Popsicle?"
"Yeah. I learned everything I know from him. I didn't have a real father, but you, he was your real dad and you just took him for granted."
"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it."
"God, you're gonna remember this the rest of your life. Can't believe you've never been cow tipping before. Get ready to live. Huh, huh, huh, ssshhhh. She's sleepin'. What you do is, you put your shoulder into her and you push."
"And?"
"They fall over, hee, hee, hee."
"And this doesn't strike you as kinda' dumb?"
"We're family, we're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait 'til Christmas."
"It's called reading! Top to bottom, left to right... a group of words together is called a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches... Midol for any cramps."
"Hey, what's your name?"
"Helen."
"That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet."
[Reaches down and picks up a dinner roll]
"Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet."
[Pokes the roll playfully]
"You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go..."
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
[Wailing loudly, making the whole restaurant look] "Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?"
"God, you're sick!"
"Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you."
"You're right! You're not your dad! He could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves!"
"Ketchup Popsicle?"
"Yeah. I learned everything I know from him. I didn't have a real father, but you, he was your real dad and you just took him for granted."
"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it."
"God, you're gonna remember this the rest of your life. Can't believe you've never been cow tipping before. Get ready to live. Huh, huh, huh, ssshhhh. She's sleepin'. What you do is, you put your shoulder into her and you push."
"And?"
"They fall over, hee, hee, hee."
"And this doesn't strike you as kinda' dumb?"
"We're family, we're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait 'til Christmas."
"It's called reading! Top to bottom, left to right... a group of words together is called a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches... Midol for any cramps."
"Hey, what's your name?"
"Helen."
"That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet."
[Reaches down and picks up a dinner roll]
"Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet."
[Pokes the roll playfully]
"You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go..."
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
[Wailing loudly, making the whole restaurant look] "Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?"
"God, you're sick!"
"Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you."
"You're right! You're not your dad! He could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves!"
"Ketchup Popsicle?"
"Yeah. I learned everything I know from him. I didn't have a real father, but you, he was your real dad and you just took him for granted."
"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it."
We've got entirely to many trouble makers here. Too many 40 year old adultesants, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. It's goin to change.
We've got entirely to many trouble makers here. Too many 40 year old adultesants, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. It's goin to change.
Is that a movie quote, or a personal observation? If it's a quote, you might use boldface or some other way to distinguish it.
Yes this is a movie quote George. Let me put it in bold letters for you.
We've got entirely to many trouble makers here. Too many 40 year old adultesants, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. It's goin to change.
All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.
We've got entirely to many trouble makers here. Too many 40 year old adultesants, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. It's goin to change.
All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.
"I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice."
"Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone."
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Crimson Tide?
GeorgeStGeorge
I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
WordWolf
Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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Yes.
No.
Considering Dracula is the most-filmed character in movie history (Sherlock H took 2nd place,
last I heard), it should surprise few people there's more than one parody of Dracula.
Although my favorite scene is still from "Love at First Bite." (The "black chicken" scene.)
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"Dracula: Dead and Loving It"?
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Bingo.
Your turn.
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"All right! You put a shiv in my partner. You know what that means? Goddammit! All winter long I got to listen to him gripe about his bowling scores. Now I'm gonna bust your foot for those three bags and I'm gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie."
"This is Doyle. I'm sittin' on Frog One."
"Yeah, I know that. We got the Westbury covered like a tent."
"The Westbury my foot! I got him on the shuttle at Grand Central, now what the hell's going on up there?"
"Weinstock, I'm telling you, they'll split if we don't move! This guy's got 'em like that, he's everything they say he is!"
"What about you, Sal? Are you everything they say YOU are?"
George
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The French Connection. :-)
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You've got it, my man. Were the lines that memorable, or did the (parts of) character names give it away?
George
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Human without the bean
Your in the hotseat Jbarrax. Let's have it.
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More the latter. The name Doyle (Popeye Doyle is the main character) and the term "Frog one" gave it away. The drug smugglers in the movie are French.
The fact that we watched it about six months ago also helped. :-)
Okay here's the next one.
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...those three quotes are all from different parts of the movie, btw.
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GeorgeStGeorge
"Uncle Buck."
The high school scenes in that movie were shot at my old high school, which had been closed for a while after all us baby boomers grew up. It's back in business now.
I'll post a new flick later.
George
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"Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you."
"You're right! You're not your dad! He could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves!"
"Ketchup Popsicle?"
"Yeah. I learned everything I know from him. I didn't have a real father, but you, he was your real dad and you just took him for granted."
"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it."
George
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Jbarrax
I'm clueless.
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Human without the bean
I second that Jbarrax.
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Please sir. Could we have some more...
clues? :-)
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"God, you're gonna remember this the rest of your life. Can't believe you've never been cow tipping before. Get ready to live. Huh, huh, huh, ssshhhh. She's sleepin'. What you do is, you put your shoulder into her and you push."
"And?"
"They fall over, hee, hee, hee."
"And this doesn't strike you as kinda' dumb?"
"We're family, we're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait 'til Christmas."
"It's called reading! Top to bottom, left to right... a group of words together is called a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches... Midol for any cramps."
"Hey, what's your name?"
"Helen."
"That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet."
[Reaches down and picks up a dinner roll]
"Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet."
[Pokes the roll playfully]
"You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go..."
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
[Wailing loudly, making the whole restaurant look] "Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?"
"God, you're sick!"
"Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you."
"You're right! You're not your dad! He could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves!"
"Ketchup Popsicle?"
"Yeah. I learned everything I know from him. I didn't have a real father, but you, he was your real dad and you just took him for granted."
"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it."
George
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"Son of a...! That's gonna leave a mark!"
"Shnikeys!"
"God, you're gonna remember this the rest of your life. Can't believe you've never been cow tipping before. Get ready to live. Huh, huh, huh, ssshhhh. She's sleepin'. What you do is, you put your shoulder into her and you push."
"And?"
"They fall over, hee, hee, hee."
"And this doesn't strike you as kinda' dumb?"
"We're family, we're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait 'til Christmas."
"It's called reading! Top to bottom, left to right... a group of words together is called a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches... Midol for any cramps."
"Hey, what's your name?"
"Helen."
"That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet."
[Reaches down and picks up a dinner roll]
"Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet."
[Pokes the roll playfully]
"You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go..."
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
[Wailing loudly, making the whole restaurant look] "Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?"
"God, you're sick!"
"Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you."
"You're right! You're not your dad! He could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves!"
"Ketchup Popsicle?"
"Yeah. I learned everything I know from him. I didn't have a real father, but you, he was your real dad and you just took him for granted."
"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it."
George
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Human without the bean
Absofrickin no clue?
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GeorgeStGeorge
The top two are "trademarks" of the film.
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Apparently, no one else has seen "Tommy Boy." :(
FREE POST!!
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Thanks George>[-
We've got entirely to many trouble makers here. Too many 40 year old adultesants, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. It's goin to change.
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Is that a movie quote, or a personal observation? If it's a quote, you might use boldface or some other way to distinguish it.
George
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Yes this is a movie quote George. Let me put it in bold letters for you.
We've got entirely to many trouble makers here. Too many 40 year old adultesants, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. It's goin to change.
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More of the same flick.
All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.
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Come on this isn't that hard. :blink:
We've got entirely to many trouble makers here. Too many 40 year old adultesants, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. It's goin to change.
All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.
"I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice."
"Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone."
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