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I'm thinking Bon Bons would probably go bad.

The astronaut ice cream pellets might be a good thing though...

That's why I was thinking slim jims verbal, they'll probably outlast Kieth Richards...

Scotch... oh yeah... for medicinal purposes!

I didn't go to the Tracker school but I did read his books (the cold is your friend)...

And I do have a copy of his field guide to plants, I'll make sure and pack that!

so...

Slim Jims, Twinkies, Astronaut Ice Cream, Scotch, Field Guide...

Food, First Aid, hmmm, what else? Oh yeah! ...one of those hand crank combo radio/flashlights!

what else?

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Don't forget your handy dandy all purpose ready for any situation and then some, swiss army knife. Make sure it's the one with the toothpick. You just never know.....

yeah... I've got the one with the toothpick and the tweezers (they're not only for splinters ya know!)

I'm not going anywhere, I'm just putting together a MALpack... aren't we supposed to always have one ready to go?

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I'm thinking Bon Bons would probably go bad.

The astronaut ice cream pellets might be a good thing though...

That's why I was thinking slim jims verbal, they'll probably outlast Kieth Richards...

Scotch... oh yeah... for medicinal purposes!

I didn't go to the Tracker school but I did read his books (the cold is your friend)...

And I do have a copy of his field guide to plants, I'll make sure and pack that!

so...

Slim Jims, Twinkies, Astronaut Ice Cream, Scotch, Field Guide...

Food, First Aid, hmmm, what else? Oh yeah! ...one of those hand crank combo radio/flashlights!

what else?

What else?? A coupla good cigars to complement the scotch! ;)

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Thanks!

You can never be too careful.

Those dirty,commie,pinko rats could cut off the worlds' supply of beef jerky at a moments' notice!

I can do all things through my -------MALpack--------Which strengtheneth me.

Waysider -- You owe me a new keyboard, as I just spilt coffee all over it!

I'm sure it's ruined. :( And it's all your fault with that quote!!

:eusa_clap::eusa_clap::eusa_clap:

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Water-proof matches --- Light a candle.

Tip it so the wax drips onto a plate.

While the wax is still molten, insert the match head.

Make sure the match-head is totally covered.

Make sure it is a *Strike-Anywhere* wooden match.

When ya need to fire it up ----------

Scrape off the Wax, stike the match, and light that cigar!!

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