Were there Squirrels in the garden of eden?

[Ham]

On one of my foraging expeditions on the internet, I found this..

http://uselessmen.blogspot.com/2006/07/que...to-get-nut.html

[Ham]

No laughs yet?

Tough crowd..

Hmmm. Maybe I should have put this in doctrinal..

[Ham]

hmm. Maybe this was TOO silly.

OK, the Squirrel will go stand in the corner..

[T-Bone]

That was funny, Hamm…I don’t know who was nuttier – the guy who phrased his pesky squirrel problem in a theological context or the guy suggesting back to him he’s got a squirrel for a stalker…It wouldn’t be right for me to render an official judgment without hearing testimony from the squirrel first - so I’m going to have to go out on a limb here and dismiss the case entirely – on the grounds that it may have been a ground squirrel.

[Eyesopen]

That was very very funny, Thank you I needed a laugh.

[Ham]

well.. I'm glad at least somebody got a laugh.

Looks like the Squirrel can back out of the corner now..

[Bolshevik]

I was stabbed with a knife in another thread. . .

Now I have to be wary of squirrels with sharp nuts . . .

[T-Bone]

Hint: Squirrels with sharp nuts have holes in their underwear.

[Ham]

Hmm. Well, now squirrels all over can sleep a little better. Humans won't hunt them for their brains any more..

http://www.greysquirrel.net/brain.html

[T-Bone]

But does this squirrel look like he has any brains?

[FreeAtLast]

Ham I am so sorry that you have been discriminated against. Thanks for the giggle.

[Thomas Loy Bumgarner]

Of course there were. It was they and not the serpent/snake that tempted Eve, saying how would you like playing with my nuts instead of Adam's? :lol: :wacko:

[Ham]

Yep. Nuts have always been the downfall of man..

"here boy, here boy, go get the pecan.."

People are soooo easy..

[JavaJane]

ROTF LMAO!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I think the ones in my back yard are stalking the dogs next door...

Mr. Ham, do you happen to speak groundhog? We have one that's loving under our porch, and he is HUGE. He sits in the front yard and watches traffic. Maybe he has that brain disease.