Oh, how the brethren have perverted the word of the paper of the news, which mine husband readeth to me-eth this morning-eth.
So, there's an angina-challenged occupant of the oval-eth office. Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we take our profits from the oil fields of our enemies.
Wouldn't witnessing TODAY (to-yone) be interesting, with no bleedership to answer to?? I'd wanna go with that foul-mouthed sailor Simon. And Exie also (Lloyd Bishop KC Pallai). And the rest of "Stankey & our gang" ...
... and they fled out of the house, naked and wounded ...
MyseestorEx... I believe the protocol (how spiritual I don't know) is:
if there is a butt can on the front porch, it's okay to puff away (or chew if you prefer that)...
if there is no butt can present, thou shalt not smoke! protocol is that you discard the butt with by pinching it between the bird finger and thumb of the left hand (so as not to offend) and flick it out into the street... (if the street is unpaved, be careful not to flick into dry grass)...
tommys, do you remember when we were in the dining room at the beg. of our first year. martha sheehan lit up. craig got on the mike and said, DO YOU SEE AN ASHTRAY on the table ?
she said, "don't worry, i'll just use my plate." and she proceeded to stomp it out......
one of the great moments of living in love in the way corps emporia locale
I don't know about this smoking thing but as I drove home today over this cemetary all I could see was this billboard with the caption millions now smoking. What is a believer to do. I came here to be the 20k veiwer and already I am beat out by the 2k replier. And to think this is only Ruby Tuesday. Once at Gunnison craig (little c) said that my whole secret to being a good runner was that I smoked. I pondered and thought my watch is waterproof but not bu..sh.. proof. I began to tell him after my one lung was removed form my T.b. it doesn't seem to bother me any more. hehe.
Yeah, serving time at the way c of e was interesting. The butt buckets - sometimes it was like treasure hunting for an unfinished smoke, one whose owner was not a good steward, whose sluggardly ways produced waste. But that waste was a prize for other not-so-fortunate saints. Maybe the sluggards used 'outside funds' for their cigs; therefore waste was no big deal.
And howz 'bout those who had parents/sponsors who sent them care packages each month - candy, cigs, peanut butter & jelly ...
You see, keeds, this is why so maany of the corps never matured, spiritually. The had their way around trusting God to furnish unfinished butts, to believe that seconds would be available on nights other than bortch night, and so on.
Isn't it interesting that those of us posting here at the 9th corps partyline were the ones humble and meek to the instruction we received.
Hi there Fellowshipper! You mean you gave up the Pall Mall Reds? From whom now will I bum them?
And Excath, I know I am intruding here because I am a grad of the "Decade Doulos Corps", but you gave me a serious chuckle with your name combining thing..."Marcia Lamb Bullocks kid"...Hahahahaha. That was, not just "so-so" but rather....funny
Johnny Lingo I did give up the Pall mall. And quit for eight years. until just two months ago to filter. The non choked me on my morning brushing. To think I only changed brands back then to keep the unprepared bumming smokers from borrowing from my habit. Oh how the motive was wrong.
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simontheloaded my brother... congratulations to you on being number 2000... please see Vanna on the way out for your wonderful gifts...
and... I heard different lines to that song that OurseestorEx was singing... but she would probably also (Bullinger) not be able to respond...
Brother slipper, please do not feel bad... here comes Reverend2Ts with the revelation for this our day and time...
... confusion will be my epitath...
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Oh, how the brethren have perverted the word of the paper of the news, which mine husband readeth to me-eth this morning-eth.
So, there's an angina-challenged occupant of the oval-eth office. Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we take our profits from the oil fields of our enemies.
Rev. 2T, prophesy on, bro.
"Be just, and fear not."
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Thy verbs were found, and I did eat them...
Wouldn't witnessing TODAY (to-yone) be interesting, with no bleedership to answer to?? I'd wanna go with that foul-mouthed sailor Simon. And Exie also (Lloyd Bishop KC Pallai). And the rest of "Stankey & our gang" ...
... and they fled out of the house, naked and wounded ...
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what's the spiritual protocol on smoking ? can we just walk up to someone's door puffing away ? where's martha sheehan ?
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MyseestorEx... I believe the protocol (how spiritual I don't know) is:
if there is a butt can on the front porch, it's okay to puff away (or chew if you prefer that)...
if there is no butt can present, thou shalt not smoke! protocol is that you discard the butt with by pinching it between the bird finger and thumb of the left hand (so as not to offend) and flick it out into the street... (if the street is unpaved, be careful not to flick into dry grass)...
... confusion will be my epitath...
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I wonder whatever happened to that nice dog they had in New Mexico at LEAD... did he go to doggy heaven?
... confusion will be my epitath...
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yeah wasn't he just laying there when we walked into the big house ? i can kind of see him thru a fog.....
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tommys, do you remember when we were in the dining room at the beg. of our first year. martha sheehan lit up. craig got on the mike and said, DO YOU SEE AN ASHTRAY on the table ?
she said, "don't worry, i'll just use my plate." and she proceeded to stomp it out......
one of the great moments of living in love in the way corps emporia locale
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and jeff ludewig (where the hell is he) and others coming up to you and doing the little finger thingy as in "do you have smoke"?
others picking around for big butts in the butt can
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
bum a cig, pay back a pack. FU jerks
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I don't know about this smoking thing but as I drove home today over this cemetary all I could see was this billboard with the caption millions now smoking. What is a believer to do. I came here to be the 20k veiwer and already I am beat out by the 2k replier. And to think this is only Ruby Tuesday. Once at Gunnison craig (little c) said that my whole secret to being a good runner was that I smoked. I pondered and thought my watch is waterproof but not bu..sh.. proof. I began to tell him after my one lung was removed form my T.b. it doesn't seem to bother me any more. hehe.
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You keeds bring a tear to mah eye ...
Yeah, serving time at the way c of e was interesting. The butt buckets - sometimes it was like treasure hunting for an unfinished smoke, one whose owner was not a good steward, whose sluggardly ways produced waste. But that waste was a prize for other not-so-fortunate saints. Maybe the sluggards used 'outside funds' for their cigs; therefore waste was no big deal.
And howz 'bout those who had parents/sponsors who sent them care packages each month - candy, cigs, peanut butter & jelly ...
You see, keeds, this is why so maany of the corps never matured, spiritually. The had their way around trusting God to furnish unfinished butts, to believe that seconds would be available on nights other than bortch night, and so on.
Isn't it interesting that those of us posting here at the 9th corps partyline were the ones humble and meek to the instruction we received.
Where's Dick DeNenno??
Where's Lenny??
Where's Diane Brown (how now brown cow)??
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where are carlos and eduardo ?
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Eduardo and Ann Noto should have married....Then she could have intro'd herself as "Hi,I'm Ann Noto-DiNoto"...
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MyseestorEx, can you figure out a way to put up those LEAD pictures?
... confusion will be my epitath...
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tommyS you gotta email them to our big brother, no not jesus.... i mean... igoutout. he's the only one who can help us
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rebecca baldi should have married david bailey. then she could introduce herself,
"Hi, I'm Rebecca Baldi-Bailey."
that sounds so funny
ok i'll think of some more
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colleen maloney and our elder jon mahoney
"Hi, I'm Colleen Maloney Mahoney."
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ok
Marcia Lamb divorces Donnie and gets married to Gary Bullcok.... they have a son
He introduces himself.... "Hi, I'm Marcia Lamb Bullock's kid....
okay shut up i'll leave. simon don't you say a word !!!!!!!
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Page 101?! You Ninth Corps guys are wild!
Hi there Fellowshipper! You mean you gave up the Pall Mall Reds? From whom now will I bum them?
And Excath, I know I am intruding here because I am a grad of the "Decade Doulos Corps", but you gave me a serious chuckle with your name combining thing..."Marcia Lamb Bullocks kid"...Hahahahaha. That was, not just "so-so" but rather....funny
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well lingo you can come here as long as you maintain that attitude....
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Johnny Lingo I did give up the Pall mall. And quit for eight years. until just two months ago to filter. The non choked me on my morning brushing. To think I only changed brands back then to keep the unprepared bumming smokers from borrowing from my habit. Oh how the motive was wrong.
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Felloshipper,
Did I read that correctly? DID YOU SAY that you started smoking again two months ago?
Clarification, please.
I love you way too much for you to smoke!
"Be just, and fear not."
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fellowsleeper... that's why I smoked the unfiltereds too! (well that and the fact that I started out smoking "roll your own" Tops!)...
only those deeply possessed by the nicotine spirit would ever bother trying to bum one from you...
guys... I'll bring the refreshments tonight... I'm picking them up from the state fair... we'll have fried twinkies, fried snickers and turkey legs!
... confusion will be my epitath...
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Hey! It's 2:15 here and you 9th corpse slackers only have 2 posts today.
I haven't had my laugh over coffee today!
Get to crackin!
Respectfully,
Jardinero XXXOOOXXX
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