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Ham

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  1. *Babies, proceed to the yellow rubber line. Thank you."
  2. *Last call for babies, last call for babies.* *exit the water immediately, or you are responsible for your own consequences* *last call for babies..*
  3. No horse.. Well, what the horse. Well, I guess the horse must never have been there. Maybe there is no such a thing as a horse. hmm.. "hey fella.. yeah you. wanna buy a barn, cheap? Don't remember exactly what it is for.. I'll even toss in a few oats. Can't have a barn without oats.."
  4. I dunno. If after exaustive examination, trolling with a fleet of the Navy's finest, a thirty day search by air, and a meticulous sekular search under every underwater rock, maybe there isn't a baby under the murky depths that one previously thought..
  5. A typical denier's response would be: "Let's let the Professor's goon subject the original to 'forensic' analysis.." Then, there wouldn't even BE any film left. "well then, didn't happen.."
  6. Well.. if there is a change of guard, innies will probably find out about it here first.. Staffers.. if you think rosie's loins are thick, wait till the next generation has a crack at you..
  7. Ya know Socks.. some people might be into that kind of thing.. I have forgiven some "brethren" for some pretty dispicable things. But.. how many times do you let the same coyote raid the hen house? His very nature DEMANDS that he consume poultry, if other suitable food isn't on the menu at the time.. maybe the particular poultry is a lot more easy to come by than their more physically fit cousins.. Even with "I'm sorry to have hurt your feelins".. let alone hurt your "flock", nothing's changed. If I was the farmer, he'd probably meet up with the wrong end of a ten gague the second time. Then I'd probably pray for his soul or something.. A false prophet, a false minister, by his or her very nature, will simply endeavor to deceive and rape the flock, figuratively or literally, whether sorry or not, whether "forgiven" or not. I think they are mindless about it, they don't think they did anything wrong. Sometimes it may not be in one's power to sincerely offer forgiveness..
  8. Perhaps it depends on the nature of the "sin". A brother, otherwise nice guy.. steps on my toes.. no big deal. But, I don't see any biblical basis to forgive a false prophet or false minister for anything. Or a "whoremonger".. "unclean".. etc, etc.. I think their forgiveness depends on something a lot bigger than me.
  9. maybe he doesn't sow.. but looks like it didn't stop him from reaping.. :)
  10. WTH's little walk in the park here really does show what the appeal to holocaust denial really is.. in the face of evidence.. warehouses of shoes, the nazi's saved from the victims.. tons of HAIR.. I guess the nazi's needed to make something out of it.. clothes.. eye witnesses.. which sadly, are all dying off.. documentation of medical "experiments".. and a person can have the one little "truth" that somehow the whole rest of the known world has been "deceived".. must make a person pretty important, eh? kinda like loy's inside "revelation" about the last pope coming to the new world to start another inquisition..
  11. That is not a bad thing in itself. Same for me in a lot of ways.. I don't want to fill that little void with something that I DON'T want.. :) One of the pseudo bigwigs in der vey asked me after I left.. "whatcha gonna DO? where ya gonna go (for fellowship)??" I should have pulled out the Bret Butler answer at the moment..
  12. There was a sixth one, known only to the inner chosen.. "believing" so loud, as to keep the wolves awake..
  13. Ham

    Celebrate the day!

    Yo ho ho and a bottle of Cabernet (I don't like rum)
  14. Naw.. haven't done a single one on the list. I like the coffee one though.. What I have done.. almost every garage sale I go to, I find the person in charge, and I just HAVE to ask.. "where are your garages?"
  15. I don't look for the same feeling or friendship.. mainly because I think the level of friendship I thought I had was a carefully crafted illusion, some on my part, to begin with. I don't know if people are even capable of setting aside their baser instincts to have that kind of intimacy with someone who is a complete stranger or outsider. It's hard enough for even blood relatives to do so..
  16. "I'm high alright, but not on false drugs.."
  17. Now if it was me, I'd agree. The real truth of the matter, at least here.. I think somebody's looking for their next laugh.. Sometimes I think if that's all I can contribuite, it's worth it..
  18. Hmm. So.. where is "brother" gear this evening.. hmmmm. Maybe.. he's busy at Wally mart, searching every aisle for an affordable round tuit. The video crew explained they'd help with the filming of his new, updated better than better and improved pfal, when they got a round tuit..
  19. Some people have a nice "reality".. a world where one group of people can't be doggone evil enough to slaughter another group based only on their genetic or ethnic heritage.. too bad the facts indicate otherwise. Practically decade after decade..
  20. Oh yeah Johnny, we all need that "gentle" reminder of what indeed really is important.. The video crashes this old machine.. have to look later..
  21. true, but being contrite would certainly help, even perhaps remove the "stumbling block" one has placed before the one who supposedly refuses to forgive..
  22. I know.. it wasn't me but..a lot of the time, I don't get mine either. sheesh.. looks like more than bleeding. I would call it a boobectomy.. :)
  23. I still think the jackass makes a better comparison for the old vicmeister. In the unlikely event the Lord opened his mouth.. spoke to somebody's "madness" here.. when he went home at the end of the day, he was not likely to still be giving dictation. Probably brayed like he did the day before..
  24. I think people tend to get lost in the numbers. It's easy to look on a piece of paper.. "well, it wasn't ten or eleven, or quite six million.." What a lot of people can't grasp is.. the enormity of the holocaust is not unlike if a person packed up every man, woman, and child in Detroit, or L.A., and trained and bussed them off to certain death. Might take a little time, but if somebody was motivated enough, and had sufficient cooperation, it could actually be done. Still done even in modern times.. look at Haiti, Kosovo..
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