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Seriously though.. I don't HATE pfal. Not even interested in debating it's merits or demerits so much. Just don't want it. Had enough.. somebody thinks its the greatest thing since fish crawled up on dry ground.. that's their (his) priviledge. What got me thinking about this was that I bought it. I bought PFAL, again and again. How many times did you buy it? Don't tell me that it was free. What did I pay? Time. Time that I could have otherwise spent on more worthwhile endeavors. More time with family. More time with friends. more time for education. I bartered vacation time from work to be able to participate at the level that I did. I also paid by convincing people that this was supposed to be the best thing since sliced bread; couldn't run a class unless you had new folks. Money. Oh sure, they don't "charge" you again, but what did you pay? I know what I paid. I invested in the A/V equipment and upkeep. Compared to the remaining cost, this was quite small. I also "abundantly shared" consistently for YEARS. Even back then, try getting around that little detail, and see how "welcome" you really were at the class. I saw what kind of "warm" welcome "deadbeat" grads got. Plus all the trips to da headquarters to stay in good standing. Subscription to the latest wonder tape. Add to that other classes, and for those you HAD to pay. The cost of participation is a lot higher than what you read on da little green card. I think most of us paid- paid way too much. I was not unlike lots of other folk.. I bought PFAL, time and time again. No more.. no thanks.. I've had enough. You'd have an easier sell offering snow to an eskimo. I do not harbor ill will or even dislike for Mike. I just think he's trying to sell the product to the wrong crowd. I'm not buying. Never again. He needs to give it a new face maybe. Try running all that stuff by some REAL scholars. See if "the greatest theologian on the continent of Europe" will validate it. When you find stuff that does not make him laugh all the way to tears, maybe you've got the part of it that you may be able to market. And I don't doubt that there is at least some good in it, but not for me. He also needs an audience that DOES NOT CARE about the deeds of the teacher- the plaigarism, the adultery, the rape, etc. etc. "Unfortunately", I care. To be successful, he has to sell the teacher along with the teaching. Those who VP raped, plundered and pillaged will be unlikely proponents of the product. Try convincing them that so much good came out of it compared to the "little" they suffered. Cripe. Its like trying to sell a guy a box of matches the day after his house burned to the ground. Maybe it was just that they guy did not "master" the accuracy of fire making. Go back and read the book again..

Come to think of it, that may make an interesting new series. An un-named individual here could be one of the guys running around carrying his brain..

Well... if I was locked up in a spaceship, and the "queen" of PFAL videos somehow would beam it in weekly so I'd HAVE to listen.. I suppose I'd listen, but I sure would not like it. But that'd be less than humane.. imagine getting rewarded "food" pellets for each hour that you successfully completed. The cold, cold vacuum of space would be preferable..

OK. I "fixed" it. Apparently, you ladies like the clean shaven type..

Supposed to be a beard and mustache.. just have to use your imagination, heh heh.

Pew- one ugly "girl" heh heh.

OK.. now if it updates, there won't be any question! Heh heh heh heh.

If it really is a woman, why don't people tell me these things!!! heh heh.

There once was an old man named vicster who proved himself to be a trickster. He stold some ones class and then branded it as his own but the problems could not fixter.

Mr. Cool himself.. Joe Walsh is actually a Ham radio operator. WB6ACU.. one of my heroes from the early seventies.. heh heh.

I hope it's just you, heh heh. I actually though it looked a little bit like Joe Walsh in his younger days.

Kinda interesting.. any more, I don't know if I would ASK to be "ministered to". If they don't have any stinking revelation that I have a need to begin with, I would find the "service rendered" highly questionable, at the least.

Dunno.. I always kind of thought that she was given the ultimate insult.. "the unnamed one". Her name wasn't worth the ink to be penned in da word. Now the lady in shunem, I kind of take that as "the awesome one", great in more ways than one, really great lady. More emphasis put on her reputation, rather than her name.

Probably tripped trying to find the bench to sit on..

How about once more: "I don't want PFAL, part two" Worship this old junk with me I'd rather get stung by a bee. We could be just oh so thankful I'd prefer to break an ankle. Don't you see I bought it once, no longer am I a great dunce. We could read and read the book I did that lots, I will not look Don't you want God's best for you? Only thing I'll say is pew. It stinks to me like fresh manure, It really smells like an old sewer. Doesn't work? You did not get it If I was you I wouldn't bet it. But don't you know that its just perfect? Fine for you if you like defect. No I'm not just in a funk, I really think that it is junk. We could take it once again Not for me, I like my brain. But it claims its modern truth More properly, its modern spewth. Why oh why won't you admit it's really too much full of dang.

And that fellow sitting on the back row: don't even THINK about throwing that tomato..

Only clean, laundered money accepted.

Well, George Bush is my twenty second cousin twice removed. I thought I would "grace" you with my presence this evening. You may now start throwing compliments, and money..

Hey Rob! Well, reading all this stuff just makes me want to kick myself for missing out in all the fun, heh heh.. I think I was a strange enough character that nobody near their right mind even THOUGHT that I oughta go in da corpses..

Seems to me you'd lose- or could lose a little hair.. New meaning for the words "moon shot".

Fart lighting.. reminds me of the bad guy on the Dennis the Menace movie after he was force-fed a whole bucket of beans..

"Life happens" heh heh.

No, not because of inordinately sized "privates". He reminded me of a "Godfather" type figure. Really had a bad attitude toward other male guinea pigs.. would have sent them a horse head if he could have. And he loved da women pigs. They are not supposed to be able to jump- this guy could jump out of an eighteen inch high tank, and into the other eighteen high inch tank where da women resided. I guess the real "big" thing about him was his number of offspring. It was practically an epidemic..

I duuno. I think the naming of private parts may be a little more common than most here would admit. The only thing I would say is "may have", heh heh.. But we had a Guinea Pig once. We named it "Mr. Big" for a couple of obvious reasons..

I wouldn't take it in the fog I wouldn't take it with a frog.