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How about this guy? I think he was in N.C., last I knew. Knew him from WVA.

Back at der vey, I am suprized they did not sport leather..

As McCartney was coming on, I was thinking.. another old guy. At least this old guy can still really ROCK.

Seth, don't think you can get one. Apparently, "those" kind of stores that sell the blow up type got some kind of injuction against the cloners. It will be tied up in litigation many, many moons before it is resolved.

"We KNOW you're hiding something. It will go bettter for you if you come clean. Now, what is this business about seven dependants? Why can't they work?"

I really hope they don't pick up the idea.. they'd be tax collectors from hell.. audit? all they need would be genuine spiritual suspicion..

I wasn't corpse, but- funniest thing I heard about was about the LEAD experience. Somehow, Mrs. Wierwille caught wind that the poor corpses couldn't freshen themselves at the camp. She got some young whipper snapper by the ear, and lo and behold, the ban against bathing was mysteriously lifted. I hope this was not just another Vey urban legend..

Sheesh- worse than a friggin motivated tax collector.

Cripe. Are they STILL doing this crap?? Don't they have anything better to do than to try to "smoke out" debt in the ranks? Full time "ministers"- ha. They would be more suited to a job at the IRS trying to "smoke out" bad deductions.

"I was a human being, once".

Reproof? What reproof? Never got it. I think people more of like feel sorry for me.. perfect example of what twenty years in a cult can do to a person, heh heh.

That live in the house that saint vic built.

Just checked da "wonderful for da believers" site again.. got a message on the message boards- "under construction, our programmer cannot fix it if you try to access it in any way, please refrain from accessing it". What in da world is up with that??? Makes as much sense as the folks that are left in that organization.

Steve- I think the corpses grads would be more of some committed as you can get-think they can do anything-but can't even jump start a stinking dead dog if their life depended on it-but still want to run your life-non-members.

Uncle Hairy, the real key to it would be to give it the "country club" persona. Anybody who is anybody just HAS to "belong". For "a mere pittance" they could be part of a present truth corporation. We could hire an army of Jeeve's who could snub them at every turn. Any complaint, and the non-share holders are OUTA here. Dunno.. I think it may work. Has before!

Oh well, I guess they don't want their puters to get possessed.

Foamy could be our first president.. be warned, it is a little bloody. Foamy the Squirrel When there you will have to click on "neurotically yours"

We could sit inside a smoke filled room, tossing darts at a map trying to decide where to send "non-shareholders".

Uncle Hairy, could I be one of the "members"?

Harve? Jean? Anybody? Oldies has even promised to "behave".

I can almost see the process- a smoke-filled room in the back, ole Howard or Ermal throwing darts at a map on the wall- "Vic, looks like that one's goin to timbuctu.." I dunno. My WOW year turned out pretty good. Actually got something good out of it. Maybe sometimes the dart hits the right spot. Lindy, people here found a way around that little regulation. They "kidnapped" my WOW brother and gave him a tour of Michigan's upper peninsula. Took him at least 200 miles outside of our assignment. I don't think anybody ever found out. I wasn't talking..

Don't feel bad- there aren't any C's in mine, either.. must be a common malady.

If they haven't thought of it, I would suggest that they send Oldies a private topic. Or Email him. Don't even have to post an open letter or anything like that on GSCAFE. Things better there? Come on Rosie, what's stopping you?

HCW, if getting kicked off staff and corpse isn't close enough, I don't know what isn't. "kicked some WOW's out of my house once" heh heh. Friggin deadbeats.. From most of the posts, I think the number one reason for getting the boot was petty B.S. The overseers already had their mind made up you were evil, and looked under every rock and cranny to find SOMETHING. No matter how small or insignificant. A close second- thinking is not allowed. Start to think, or ask questions that may be uncomfortable, and it is just a matter of time before you are gone. Reading or talking about them on the internet seems to be a favorite reason of theirs. And yes, you are "possessed", but only in the eyes of those wayfers that are left behind in that sad, pathetic little cult.

One of the guys in our fellowship, just thinking of taking "da class"- looked awful. Really really sick. I prayed for the guy, and he got really excited. Jumping up and down. Then he said to his friends, "I had the worst hangover of my life. I can't believe it, he knocked it out of me! It's gone!" I do not think he was faking; he looked like a spring chicken. Never know what happened to the guy- but had I known he got drunk as a skunk I don't know if I would have done it.. I don't claim that miracles don't happen. Just not in the place called "da vey", at least now, at least not that I've seen. They are so helpless that they can't go to the store on their own, have to have somebody read their bible for them (practically anyway), and check every significant and insignificant decision in life with their immediate superiors. Just to be a volunteer. They who claim to be doing the works of Jesus Christ- cripe, wouldn't know a miracle if it bit them in the a**.