WordWolf

" I just wanna tell you both: good luck. We're all counting on you."

"Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you, hee hee hee, wish you had some meat. Bow bow bow..." "The other day I had a ricochet biscuit. A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back... you go hungry." "The other day, I had a cool water sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meetin' bun. Bow bow bow..." "What da ya want for nothing? ... a rubber biscuit?"

I just stuck to answering the question. I've met a number of quality Christians since then, many of them Catholics. I won't agree with them on doctrine, but I have no problem working side-by-side with them, providing I'm not required to call myself Catholic or agree with them doctrinally. The ones I met at the parish and school I grew up with, however, are pretty fossilized. That's the reason the adjoining parish is getting all the active Catholics from the neighborhood- they're a Franciscan parish and have been getting things done for decades. There's a cheerful feel to church there (compared to the other) and the laity are busy doing things-like feeding the hungry and so on. They're also the reason I was feeling positive when I heard Bergoglio was now the new Pope. He's justified all the good impressions people have had, and I think he's the best thing to happen to the Catholic church in decades- and that includes Pope John Paul II whom I also like.

At the time..... I had been raised in the Roman Catholic Church, in a churched-up Roman Catholic family. And when I say that, I mean I had been an altar boy, my brother had been an altar boy and then a commentator, and my father had been a commentator and a Eucharistic Minister. I went to a parochial (Catholic) school, where I had gotten A's in Religion class, and completed my confirmation. A few years later, I left Catholicism, because I had questions concerning the big subjects (life, death), and I was fully persuaded the Roman Catholic church didn't have any real answers on the subject. I had seen far too many people flub far easier questions on far too many occasions to think they'd have any kind of shot hitting a much harder target when I actually cared about the answers. Based on my indoctrination in school, I erroneously believed that, if the Roman Catholic Church didn't have the answers I needed, NO Christians did. So, rather than look for other Christians to see if ANY of them could answer my questions, I turned my back on Christianity entirely. I was completely convinced there was a Creator God- I considered too much of existence to be too well designed to have developed from chaos- but convinced myself fully that conventional churches (including Judaism, Islam, etc) didn't have any answers, nor did any of their holy books (especially the Bible- I believed that the RCC based their stuff on the Bible, I was persuaded they lacked the answers, therefore I concluded that the Bible lacked the answers, too. In hindsight, the errors in my reasoning are plainly obvious.) So, I knew OF the Bible, had never really read it, and had ZERO respect for it at the time. The idea that the Bible COULD have relevance to people in the present was ridiculous to me and I considered that line of thinking foolish. Naturally, it would really take something monumental to get me to reconsider that conviction, and the results of that consideration, naturally, would determine the direction of my life for at least the next few years- and I knew that at the time, too. So, before twi, I knew LESS than nothing, because what I THOUGHT I knew was misinformation, error. The idea of me walking into a church seemed foolish to me.

"Jingle All The Way"?

That's it.

Whatever it sounds like, it IS "The Social Network."

The television show sponsored by Mutual of Omaha.

"You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook."

"Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you, hee hee hee, wish you had some meat. Bow bow bow..." "The other day I had a ricochet biscuit. A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back... you go hungry." "The other day, I had a cool water sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meetin' bun. Bow bow bow..."

OK, since nobody here apparently has heard Crazy Town's one hit, "Butterfly", I will move on with a different song. "The other day I had a ricochet biscuit. A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back... you go hungry."

"Kent puts his name on his license plates." "My Mom does the same thing with my underwear." "Your Mom puts license plates on your underwear? How do you sit?"' REAL GENIUS.

Anna Paquin X-Men Halle Berry Ian Mc Kellen

"Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me. The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me. Whatever tickles your fancy. Girl, me and you like Syd and Nancy." "I used to think that happy endings were only in the books I read. But you made me feel alive when I was almost dead. You filled that empty space with the love I used to chase, and as far as I can see it don't get better than this." "I can feel too much is never enough. You're always there to lift me up. When these times get rough I was lost Now I'm found Ever since you've been around. You're the women that I want So yo, I'm putting it down. Come my lady Come come my lady."

"Yeah, man, he had an accident-he fell backwards on a knife 27 times." "What's going on? What happened?" "I don't know. Maybe a ship sank." "Somebody drown?" "We're watching the sunset." "Yeah, right." "Really, what happened?" "The sun is setting, can't you see it?" "Don't give us that, the sun sets every night!" "Yeah, and we come out every night to watch it. Isn't it beautiful?" "Maybe we should check this out." "Yeah, well, it better be good." "What the hell are we doing in Key West?" "It's as far south as we can go without having to speak Spanish." " These vest aren't very effective if you get shot in the face." "I need it for lower back support." " You're under arrest! You know the routine." ............. "Very good. You have the right to remain silent. Now what else? *wham* WHAT ELSE?" "Anything I say may be used against me in a court of law." "That's two, you're doing great. Now what's next?" "I have the right to an attorney. If I cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to me by the court." "Yeah! Yeah. Now do you understand these rights you just explained to us?" "Oh yeah." "It is such a pleasure to deal with professionals. Refreshing." "You gonna die for this!" "Oooh!" "I can feel the tension in the air!"

They're The Banana Splits. (BTW, Mrs Wolf guessed it, also.)

"Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me. The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me. Whatever tickles your fancy. Girl, me and you like Syd and Nancy." "I used to think that happy endings were only in the books I read. But you made me feel alive when I was almost dead. You filled that empty space with the love I used to chase, and as far as I can see it don't get better than this."

"Yeah, man, he had an accident-he fell backwards on a knife 27 times." "What's going on? What happened?" "I don't know. Maybe a ship sank." "Somebody drown?" "We're watching the sunset." "Yeah, right." "Really, what happened?" "The sun is setting, can't you see it?" "Don't give us that, the sun sets every night!" "Yeah, and we come out every night to watch it. Isn't it beautiful?" "Maybe we should check this out." "Yeah, well, it better be good." "What the hell are we doing in Key West?" "It's as far south as we can go without having to speak Spanish."

Halle Berry Catwoman Benjamin Bratt

Once Upon A Time in Mexico Johnny Depp Edward Scissorhands

"Yeah, man, he had an accident-he fell backwards on a knife 27 times."

Since I'm right... "Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me. The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me. So whatever tickles your fancy. Girl, you and me like Syd and Nancy."

That's Smash Mouth. No, seriously, that's "Mystery Men." THIS is Smash Mouth.

Are they flipping like a pancake and popping like a cork?

It's Led Zeppelin's "The Immigrant Song." And I am now unable to hear the song without picturing the Viking Kittens. http://www.public.asu.edu/~mharp/viking_kittens/VikingKitten.htm (alternate link to the same video) http://www.joelrane.com/kittens.html