Name that TV Show

[Tom Strange]

This one should be VERY easy:

Tomatoes are the dumbest of all plants. Did you know their IQ is hardly above what a 6-year old child's is?

Why do you want to irritate your corn?

Irrigate. It means put water on it.

Won't that irritate it?

When you married me you knew that I couldn't cook, I couldn't sew, and I couldn't keep house. All I could do was talk Hungarian and do imitations of Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Who?

There's something wrong with the carburetor.

Yeah, it needs a new tractor on it!

[hiway29]

you made that TOO easy with the Zsa Zsa reference

Green Acres

[Tom Strange]

Like you guys wouldn't have known it anyway! ...after all ... it is THE GREATEST SITCOM OF ALL TIME!!!

First quote is Mr. Haney

Second is Lisa/Oliver/Lisa

Third is Lisa/Oliver

Fourth is Oliver/Eb

[goldcurlylocks]

prolly lil late, but green acres...maybe should have read first post now

[hiway29]

"It just wouldn't be the same without the Old Man."

"What old man "?

Why, you sir, you're the Old Man".

"Oh that's right. I keep forgetting."

[Tom Strange]

And that sounds like my other choice for "best sitcom of all time"...

I'll just put it and Green Acres as 1a and 1b... (Green Acres gets to be 1a though cuz I think it was on longer)

[hiway29]

Sounds like Tom knows it- and the show was only on for 2 seasons, less than Green Acres

[Tom Strange]

yeah... I'm pretty sure that I do... but I wanted to give others a chance... (it's the Hekawi in me)

[GeorgeStGeorge]

Well, now I remember it, too, thanks to a little Storch, er, stork telling me!

George

[wasway]

Well, now I remember it, too, thanks to a little Storch, er, stork telling me!

George

Oh Wilton, Please...

[hiway29]

Please Jane-not in front of the men

you're all correct-it's F Troop

and I guess it's up to me to declare the 'winner'

since Tom passed it on-I'd say George is up next

[Tom Strange]

Many moons ago tribe move west because Pilgrims ruin neighborhood. Tribe travel west, over country and mountains and wild streams, then come big day... tribe fall over cliff, that when Hekawi get name. Medicine man say to my ancestor, "I think we lost. Where the heck are we?"

[hiway29]

great quote -same show

it's still George's turn

[GeorgeStGeorge]

"I miss the children."

"You lie!"

"Well, I feel bad about NOT missing them!"

George

[sharon]

Kamp Krusty...1st episode season 4 of the Simpsons....

(very long road trip this summer, rained the whole time...thank G-d for dvd's)

[GeorgeStGeorge]

Correct.

Go, Sharon!

George

[sharon]

Anyone who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop.

[Ca_dreaming]

How about the Apprentice: sounds like something Donald would say!

[wasway]

Delta Burke from Designing Women

[sharon]

No to both

[Tom Strange]

Lisa Douglas, Green Acres

Milburn Drysdale, Beverly Hillbillies

[sharon]

no...

In navy circles, we don't say "feet". We say "fathoms".

[Tom Strange]

McHale's Navy?

[sharon]

Not a quote but a question....

Why have all those clothes for a 3 hour tour?

[waysider]

"why have all those clothes for a three hour tour?"

A. You just never know when the network is going to pick up your pilot.

Gilligan's Island.