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Ok,

I've culled the following list from all the responses,

with priority towards who posted first, what was funniest-sounding just as a word,

and what seemed least likely to fit in a twi-writing. :)

So, here's our list.

('scuse me while I whip this out.)

1)fugly weird bamboozled fat clown

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2) impaled bewilderment deranged stunning

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3) nefarious tomato bilious machine launch

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4) funky armpit hooked saucy

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5) ocean moose small large

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6) sleeves mice detergent

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7) marvelous saucy rebounding

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8) unctuous outhouse wheezy straightjackets

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9) dull munchkins fart precocious

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10) mountainpeak bartender

Now I'll take this and plug it into the "story."

I underestimated how much work this takes to do, start to finish....

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For me, harder, actually.

Seems I lost track of a few words, and had to juggle the order of the answers a little

to fit the blanks, and was short a word or two,

which I pulled from the other submissions on the thread.

(I did my best to fit the GRAMMAR and the SUBMISSIONS, and do nothing to

try to guide the content at all. I think I succeeded, but this is a bit harder

than I anticipated.)

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Ok.

For the first time ever, here's the introduction to the Orange Book

like you've never expected to see it.....

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""Introduction: the Fugly Life.

Jesus' proclamation as recorded in John 10:10 is the weird

Scripture for this book.

...I am come that they [believers] might have life, and that

they might have it more abundantly.

This verse literally bamboozled my life. My wife and I began in

the Christian ministry, plodding ahead with the things of God,

but somehow we lacked a fat clown.

Then one time I was especially impaled when I read from the

Word of God that Jesus said He had come to give us life more

abundant. I was startled into bewilderment. As I looked about me

at communities where I had deranged them and among the ministers with

whom I had worked, the nefarious tomato was frequently not

evident. In contrast to these Christian people, I could see that

the secular world of non-Christians were stunning a more

bilious life than were members of the Church. Thus I

earnestly began to launch the machine:

'If Jesus Christ came that men and women might have a

MORE FUNKY ARMPIT , then why is it that the Christian

believers do not hook even an SAUCY OCEAN?'

I believe most people would be thankful if they ever stunned

a small moose; but The Word says Jesus Christ came that

we might have camel not just large, but more saucy.

If His Word is not reliable here in John 10:10, how can we

trust it anywhere else? But, on the other hand, if

Jesus told the truth, if He meant what He said and said what

He meant in this declaration, then surely there must be

sleeves, mice, to guide us to the understanding and the

receiving of this detergent which is more than marvelous.

This book, POWER FOR MELANCHOLY REBOUNDING, is one way of

showing interested people the unctuous outhouse which Jesus

Christ lived and which He came to make available to

believers as it is revealed in the Word of God.

This is a book containing wheezy straitjackets. The contents herein

do not teach the Scriptures from Genesis 1:1 to

Revelation 22:21; rather, it is designed to set before the

reader the dull munchkins in the Word of God so that

Genesis to Revelation will fart and so that the

precocious mountainpeak which Jesus Christ came to make available will

become evident to those who want to appropriate

God's bartender to their lives. "

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... As I looked about me

at communities where I had deranged them and among the ministers with

whom I had worked, the nefarious tomato was frequently not

evident. In contrast to these Christian people, I could see that

the secular world of non-Christians were stunning a more

bilious life than were members of the Church. Thus I

earnestly began to launch the machine...

...This is a book containing wheezy straitjackets. The contents herein

do not teach the Scriptures from Genesis 1:1 to

Revelation 22:21; rather, it is designed to set before the

reader the dull munchkins in the Word of God so that

Genesis to Revelation will fart...

Funny - :biglaugh: those are my favorites, WordWolf.

[edited a portion of this post - with apologies to Mike]

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I think that's ENOUGH cheap-shots on a thread where someone didn't invite them, guys.

Please reserve attacking a poster until they invite it by posting something obnoxious.

THEN you can let them have it.

Nobody thought "the Fugly Life", lacking a fat clown, or stunning a small moose was funny?

Tough crowd!

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You're absolutely right, WordWolf.........

Mike, I apologize for my mean and uncalled for remark.

I only mentioned Mike because of the hard work WordWolf

has done in the past on the pfal threads.

I was merely wondering how this was comparable -- as in easier or harder to do.

;)

(edited for spelling --- grrrrrrr!)

Edited by dmiller
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